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Unread 01-11-2008, 12:27 AM   #1
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It was another PayDay and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. Then, I saw Miss Hershey throwing me Kisses on the corner of Clark and 5th Avenue. In no time I pulled out my Whoppers and began feeling her Mounds with my Butterfinger. “Hey, how’d you like to Crunch on my Tootsie Rolls?”, I asked. Well, she did and it felt like pure Almond Joy. Then, I let her have my Choco Taco. She let out little Snickers and moaned,” Oh Henry it feels Good & Plenty. Even better than the 3Musketeers. Oh, those beautiful Sugar Babies!” She asked if I was into M&Ms. I said, “Why don’t you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it in your Bit-O-Honey and feel my MilkyWay?” Hey, I know men are from Mars and women are from Venus, but soon she began to get a little bit Chunky and nine months later out came Baby Ruth.

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Unread 01-11-2008, 12:36 AM   #2
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Unread 01-11-2008, 12:36 AM   #3
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Unread 01-11-2008, 12:48 AM   #4
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Wow. That was just really really bad. I think JBroll got it with "pain."

That said, you've made me hungry for some candy. Mmm. Butterfingers, Whoppers, Snickers. All good stuff.
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Unread 01-11-2008, 01:09 AM   #5
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you've made me hungry for some candy. Mmm. Butterfingers, Whoppers, Snickers. All good stuff.

when i was 13 i saw this on a keychain. At the time i thought it was fantastic.
now i'm hungry for candy bars and its 2 AM.

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Unread 01-11-2008, 01:13 AM   #6
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when i was 13 i saw this on a keychain. At the time i thought it was fantastic.
now i'm hungry for candy bars and its 2 AM.
I know the feeling. That's happened to me before. I just try to think about something else, since I usually go to bed around 2:30am.
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Unread 01-11-2008, 02:21 AM   #7
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YUMMY! I just ate a Snickers bar
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Unread 01-11-2008, 02:32 AM   #9
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Unread 01-11-2008, 05:10 AM   #10
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i saw this joke told on just for laughs, buddy kept taking the chocolate bars out of a bag and giving them to people.

i find it a great joke lol

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Unread 01-11-2008, 11:45 AM   #11
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Yeah, it was one of those things you find entertaining at 2am when you're bored

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Unread 01-11-2008, 11:52 AM   #12
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I think I heard some version of this back in 83 or so.

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