Why is it always...

OzzyC · 08-30-2007, 09:52 PM

...the crazy ones that like me?

This chick I've kinda known as a friend (kinda...more like sister-of-a-friend) recently started flirting with me. I didn't really notice at first, as it was just an occasional hug to begin with. (Something I'd offer to or take from any decent female friend of mine.) But, she kept on progressing, even to the point where it's painfully obvious to me!

I've never had a positive reaction to what she's been doing, but I haven't said anything negative as of yet (at least, not to her.) She has an attitude around me that might be described as 'bubbly' always talking, and laughing- but also gossiping, something I've never been fond of. I've also heard horror stories about how she treats other people from a great friend of mine who I trust immensely more. This friend is so adverse to the girl that she would go as far as disassociating herself from me if I were to start dating her. (Something I wouldn't want to happen, and besides that, I've never had an interest in that girl.)

So, am I the only one? Any tips on breaking a pseudo-relationship? How easy is it to get a fake ID and passport and get to Canada? Etc, etc.

Stitch · 08-30-2007, 09:56 PM

Get JJ to masquerade as you for a week.

You'll get what you need (peace, quiet, solitude from said beastie), and he'll get what he needs (female, breasts, sex, protein, dinner for a month).

telecaster90 · 08-30-2007, 09:56 PM

My idea would be to just let her down gently. Just be honest with her, but still caring. If she bails becuase you don't like her in that way, then she wasn't worth having around in the first place

OzzyC · 08-30-2007, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitch216

Get JJ to masquerade as you for a week.

You'll get what you need (peace, quiet, solitude from said beastie), and he'll get what he needs (female, breasts, sex, protein, dinner for a month).

Maybe, but how would he get here? It's a whole different country!

Stitch · 08-30-2007, 09:58 PM

I'm not giving you all the answers, foo'!

I'm giving you some disparate lumps of clay that you will weave into an elegant (clay) tapestry.

D-EJ915 · 08-30-2007, 09:59 PM

you could send her up here I guess, is she hot?

Stitch · 08-30-2007, 09:59 PM

Not by your standards.

She isn't 14 and isn't two dimensional.

Sorry.

OzzyC · 08-30-2007, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by telecaster90

My idea would be to just let her down gently. Just be honest with her, but still caring. If she bails becuase you don't like her in that way, then she wasn't worth having around in the first place

What is it with you people and picking the most sane option.

Makes sense, but I'm not sure she was ever worth having around.

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Originally Posted by D-EJ915

you could send her up here I guess, is she hot?

Nope, and Simon, she's VERY 3-d. She's about 5'2" and I wouldn't be too surprised if she weighed almost as much as myself.

She's 16 or 17, BTW

Jason · 08-31-2007, 12:07 AM

ok..so she fat?

Lucky Seven · 08-31-2007, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by OzzyC

What is it with you people and picking the most sane option.

Makes sense, but I'm not sure she was ever worth having around.

Nope, and Simon, she's VERY 3-d. She's about 5'2" and I wouldn't be too surprised if she weighed almost as much as myself.

She's 16 or 17, BTW

She's my age and a foot shorter than me, and apparently fat...

well she's 1/3 there

OzzyC · 08-31-2007, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason

ok..so she fat?

Yeah, but that's not really the problem.

The part that I have a problem with is that she's friggin' annoying and doesn't take a clue.

L7, I just noticed you play trombone.

I used to play in middle school.

FTR, I weigh about 230 and am 5'10".

Jason · 08-31-2007, 12:23 AM

ah.. so she is fat but not huge..

Mastodon · 08-31-2007, 01:20 AM

Suprised this hasn't been said yet.

Hit it and quit it!

That'd actually make the situation worse...but I'll be damned if it sure as hell isn't fun to say...er...type.

HIT IT AND QUIT IT!

OzzyC · 08-31-2007, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mastodon

Suprised this hasn't been said yet.

Hit it and quit it!

That'd actually make the situation worse...but I'll be damned if it sure as hell isn't fun to say...er...type.

HIT IT AND QUIT IT!

Um...yeah....No, thanks.

Mildly funny, I suppose.

NUDE MAN

amonb · 08-31-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mastodon

Suprised this hasn't been said yet.

Hit it and quit it!

That'd actually make the situation worse...but I'll be damned if it sure as hell isn't fun to say...er...type.

HIT IT AND QUIT IT!

Dirty Sanchez would fix the situation right quick.

ZeroSignal · 08-31-2007, 02:45 PM

Three words: "I am gay!"

That would sort it...

ShawnFjellstad · 08-31-2007, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroSignal

Three words: "I am gay!"

That would sort it...

Groff · 08-31-2007, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stitch216

Not by your standards.

She isn't 14 and isn't two dimensional.

Sorry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

nitelightboy · 08-31-2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroSignal

Three words: "I am gay!"

That would sort it...

At least he wouldn't be lying.

JJ Rodriguez · 08-31-2007, 03:36 PM

Just tell her no if you're not interested. If you are interested, tell her yes. If your friend bails because you're doing some chick she doesn't like, then I'm sorry to say she's a ..... Friends are allowed to express their opinions, but giving you an ultimatum like that when you're not even ....ing her? Ridiculous.

OzzyC · 08-31-2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeroSignal

Three words: "I am gay!"

That would sort it...

Stupid pirate wanna-bes...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitelightboy

At least he wouldn't be lying.

Yeah, your one to talk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Rodriguez

Just tell her no if you're not interested. If you are interested, tell her yes. If your friend bails because you're doing some chick she doesn't like, then I'm sorry to say she's a ..... Friends are allowed to express their opinions, but giving you an ultimatum like that when you're not even ....ing her? Ridiculous.

I don't think there too much to worry about now. All I did different from before today was that I didn't sit next to her at lunch. Still near her, but not next to her. I was on the other side of the table and to the left of her. She didn't say much that whole time except for something like "I guess Ozzy doesn't love me anymore... or never did."

Like I said, I didn't do anything else different. I don't even have a clue why she would have thought I was ever interested in her. I'm fairly sure I haven't treated her any better then other people I know...

Anyway, I'm just glad to have this taken care of...hopefully.

JJ Rodriguez · 08-31-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzyC

She didn't say much that whole time except for something like "I guess Ozzy doesn't love me anymore... or never did."

Well, she's catching on at least. That first sentance pegs her as a psycho though. Make sure she doesn't find out where you live or you'll wake up and your entire family will be murdered and she'll crawl naked and blood soaked into your bed.

OzzyC · 08-31-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Rodriguez

Well, she's catching on at least. That first sentance pegs her as a psycho though. Make sure she doesn't find out where you live or you'll wake up and your entire family will be murdered and she'll crawl naked and blood soaked into your bed.

Now there's the disgusting, overly-graphic JJ that I know and despise.

JJ Rodriguez · 08-31-2007, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzyC

Now there's the disgusting, overly-graphic JJ that I know and despise.

Don't worry, he's always lurking just beneath the surface. And that was actually pretty tame

Mastodon · 08-31-2007, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzzyC

Stupid pirate wanna-bes...

Yeah, your one to talk!

I don't think there too much to worry about now. All I did different from before today was that I didn't sit next to her at lunch. Still near her, but not next to her. I was on the other side of the table and to the left of her. She didn't say much that whole time except for something like "I guess Ozzy doesn't love me anymore... or never did."

Like I said, I didn't do anything else different. I don't even have a clue why she would have thought I was ever interested in her. I'm fairly sure I haven't treated her any better then other people I know...

Anyway, I'm just glad to have this taken care of...hopefully.

Dude, you're about to blow your chance for free handjobs and Bjays!

At least give her a pearly necklace.

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08-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#1
OzzyC :ubersquint: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 3,398 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Why is it always... ...the crazy ones that like me? This chick I've kinda known as a friend (kinda...more like sister-of-a-friend) recently started flirting with me. I didn't really notice at first, as it was just an occasional hug to begin with. (Something I'd offer to or take from any decent female friend of mine.) But, she kept on progressing, even to the point where it's painfully obvious to me! I've never had a positive reaction to what she's been doing, but I haven't said anything negative as of yet (at least, not to her.) She has an attitude around me that might be described as 'bubbly' always talking, and laughing- but also gossiping, something I've never been fond of. I've also heard horror stories about how she treats other people from a great friend of mine who I trust immensely more. This friend is so adverse to the girl that she would go as far as disassociating herself from me if I were to start dating her. (Something I wouldn't want to happen, and besides that, I've never had an interest in that girl.) So, am I the only one? Any tips on breaking a pseudo-relationship? How easy is it to get a fake ID and passport and get to Canada? Etc, etc. You've got your head down You've got your eyes closed You look so pitiful now Your body encrusted with ash Breath heavy with toxins Hair singed and matted Clothes frayed and burnt You are left with nothing

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Stitch Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 7,889 Thanked: 126 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Get JJ to masquerade as you for a week. You'll get what you need (peace, quiet, solitude from said beastie), and he'll get what he needs (female, breasts, sex, protein, dinner for a month).

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Stitch Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 7,889 Thanked: 126 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	I'm not giving you all the answers, foo'! I'm giving you some disparate lumps of clay that you will weave into an elegant (clay) tapestry.

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Jason Sign Your Neg Rep Posts! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The woods.. Posts: 9,896 Thanked: 80 Feedback Score: 20 reviews	ah.. so she is fat but not huge.. "I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn't work." Gallagher

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Mastodon Songs about My Cats Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bizurke Posts: 6,644 Thanked: 43 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Suprised this hasn't been said yet. Hit it and quit it! That'd actually make the situation worse...but I'll be damned if it sure as hell isn't fun to say...er...type. HIT IT AND QUIT IT!

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ZeroSignal Appreciates Kwolity Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 7,107 Thanked: 71 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Three words: "I am gay!" That would sort it... "I'm back, babeh!" ಠ_ಠ

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JJ Rodriguez Pantysniffing zombie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 11,717 Thanked: 82 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	Just tell her no if you're not interested. If you are interested, tell her yes. If your friend bails because you're doing some chick she doesn't like, then I'm sorry to say she's a ..... Friends are allowed to express their opinions, but giving you an ultimatum like that when you're not even ....ing her? Ridiculous.

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