Walmart to Ban Try-it-Before-You-Buy-it

SenorDingDong · 07-31-2012, 04:28 PM

So pissed right now, I don't even...

Look at this shit!

Ridiculous!

How they could think this is acceptable policy is beyond me.

I for one will be taking my business elsewhere.

scottro202 · 07-31-2012, 04:31 PM

This is why I work for target

The Uncreator · 07-31-2012, 04:32 PM

Yep, I just walk in there and put 5,6 or even 7 condoms and just chill. Do nothing, dick hanging out with 7 layers of elastic. Try to get different colors to create an effect.

Yep.

MFB · 07-31-2012, 04:34 PM

I like to see how the different colors work with my skin tones damn it!

Xaios · 07-31-2012, 04:38 PM

Pitiless bastards...

Cynic · 07-31-2012, 05:11 PM

fuk walmart tryna get my dick swang on n they gonna end up dick swung on

word

axxessdenied · 07-31-2012, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Uncreator

Yep, I just walk in there and put 5,6 or even 7 condoms and just chill. Do nothing, dick hanging out with 7 layers of elastic. Try to get different colors to create an effect.

Yep.

i had the funniest mental image just now

Xaios · 07-31-2012, 06:04 PM

Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it.

Handbanana · 07-31-2012, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottro202

This is why I work for target

LOL, im pretty sure thats not why you work at target....jk

ghstofperdition · 07-31-2012, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xaios

Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it.

My thoughts exactly. Back when I worked there it was late one night and at about the end of my shift (I worked 2pm-11pm) some teenager thought (and admittedly so) it was funny to go to the pets department, hit up the P.A. system and start singing I Like Big Butts.

Not long after that I saw signs attached to the phone that said "Not to be used for karaoke"

ZEBOV · 07-31-2012, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SenorDingDong

But this pic was taken at Walgreens.

MFB · 07-31-2012, 11:14 PM

It's true, as a former Walgreens employee I can verify that specific type of "3-up" ad-tag is the same exact one we used as well as having the same exact type of mylar price tag, although recently out stores have undergone a CCR (not the band type unfortunately) so they no longer look like that - but the price also matches.

I was also hoping no one would point that out, but .... em I'm a FORMER employee for a reason

ZEBOV · 07-31-2012, 11:53 PM

I'm also a former Walgreens employee.

flint757 · 08-01-2012, 12:16 AM

I'm not a former walgreens employee

MFB · 08-01-2012, 12:34 AM

You're whats known as a "lucky one" them

PettyThief · 08-01-2012, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flint757

I'm not a former walgreens employee

Get out.... me either.

mr_rainmaker · 08-01-2012, 07:34 AM

Nonservium · 08-01-2012, 08:13 AM

How else are we supposed to sling dick properly? This is an outrage. #occupycondomaisle

SenorDingDong · 08-01-2012, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEBOV

But this pic was taken at Walgreens.

Way to destroy my anti-Walmart propaganda, narc.

ilyti · 08-03-2012, 08:31 PM

This is completely relevant to this discussion:

Horny People Of Walmart | Dlisted

Quote:

The Smoking Gun says that Tina and Julian were just doing what most couples do on a Sunday night in Kansas: they were strolling the aisles of Walmart looking for some sex syrup to sample. After they settled on a tube of KY, they squirted a little of that sticky fun in their hands and started making a cleanup on aisle 12. You'd think that the least offensive thing in a Walmart is the sight of two horny hos openly fondling each other, but I guess it must've been a slow night for foolery. Because somebody called the police. Fred Willard feels their orgasm-blocking pain. The cops showed up, double gloved up, picked stray pube hairs off of Tina's hand and then put the both of them in handcuffs. Tina and Julian were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior (that's legal talk for "hand boning each other in the middle of a Walmart") and theft for stealing that KY tube.

The Uncreator · 08-03-2012, 09:36 PM

I've seen worse in walmart. Walmart after midnight is a ....ed up place.

mr_rainmaker · 08-03-2012, 09:44 PM

ghstofperdition · 08-04-2012, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Uncreator

I've seen worse in walmart. Walmart after midnight is a ....ed up place.

Oh god QFT!!!!

It's like all the refuse of the human gene pool wanders through the doors at that time of night. Working there made me weep for humanity more than once. I mean it's bad enough if you're unlucky enough to have to go there to shop at about 11-midnight, but working there? Forget it. Thieves, drunks, people stoned outta their gourd, dumbass kids that wanna start shit (like use the PA system as karaoke or ....ing trash your department by throwing everything on the floor), etc. The list goes on.

I'm surprised that nobody from the graveyard shift snapped and brought a .300 remington to work.

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Xaios Foolish Mortal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nimbus III Posts: 6,568 Thanked: 128 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Of course, you know that this kind of tag probably wouldn't have gotten put on display unless someone had actually done it. AxeHappy likes this. Revenge is a dish best served with nice biscuits. ALL HAIL DJOD, MASTER OF THE SSO NEGAVERSE

07-31-2012, 11:14 PM	#12
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,456 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 13 reviews	It's true, as a former Walgreens employee I can verify that specific type of "3-up" ad-tag is the same exact one we used as well as having the same exact type of mylar price tag, although recently out stores have undergone a CCR (not the band type unfortunately) so they no longer look like that - but the price also matches. I was also hoping no one would point that out, but .... em I'm a FORMER employee for a reason (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

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ZEBOV Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Suburbs of Memphis, TN Posts: 2,136 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I'm also a former Walgreens employee.

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