Holy shit this is creepy...

schecter4life · 07-04-2012, 03:48 AM

well, i loast my wallet at a friends house 20 mins away a couple months ago, along with my credit card, Selective service card, and fishing liscens, so naturally a few weeks ago i went to the required locations to get new ones, and i bought a new wallet...this one black...my old one was brown...i load it up and have been using this wallet for a couple weeks now

for the story, i was sitting here typing a response to an OP in the recording section, and i got up and went to take a shit, when i come back, there is a fukin BROWN WALLET sitting on my computer chair....im the only one home tonight, so i figure it was my dads and he left it here when he was tacking bass for me, i went to pick it up, and i notice it has a familiar texture, i open it...and i can you without seeing myself i was white in the face.....it was the same wallet i lost at a FRIENDS HOUSE, IN THE WOODS, A 20 MIN DRIVE FROM HERE.....i am typing this in the living room computer, as untill its daytime i am not going back in my room....... that

anybody else ever have anything like that happen to them? i want full stories so i can feel less freaked that this just happened to me

brutalwizard · 07-04-2012, 04:55 AM

It's satan dont worry.

Honestly if I was home alone right now in that situation I would start screaming, I am a goat rapist hear me roar and other absurd things to flush out whoever is ....ing with me haha.

Pedrojoca · 07-04-2012, 06:47 AM

holy shit....

Alex6534 · 07-04-2012, 07:21 AM

Only one explanation, Aliens

flexkill · 07-04-2012, 07:28 AM

The Uncreator · 07-04-2012, 07:34 AM

Cabinet · 07-04-2012, 07:43 AM

If it's some kind of spirit, like a ghost or something, it sounds pretty friendly.
If I were you, I'd investigate and see who or what it is. Maybe it's a super chill ghost who just wants a friend

schecter4life · 07-04-2012, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cabinet

If it's some kind of spirit, like a ghost or something, it sounds pretty friendly.
If I were you, I'd investigate and see who or what it is. Maybe it's a super chill ghost who just wants a friend

thats what i was just thinking....it brought something very important BACK to me, not the other way around....still sketchy as .... though hahahah

JPhoenix19 · 07-04-2012, 08:02 AM

down is up, right is left, south is north, and your wallet travels through wormholes.

Murmel · 07-04-2012, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cabinet

If it's some kind of spirit, like a ghost or something, it sounds pretty friendly.
If I were you, I'd investigate and see who or what it is. Maybe it's a super chill ghost who just wants a friend

Yeah he just wanted to use your credit card on some spectral hookers first

schecter4life · 07-04-2012, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murmel

Yeah he just wanted to use your credit card on some spectral hookers first

xD at least he returned it....4 months later

Murmel · 07-04-2012, 09:06 AM

^
He went through a rough dry spell

Danukenator · 07-04-2012, 10:05 AM

You'll find out later that, despite returning the wallet, he boosted your studio gear.

piggins411 · 07-04-2012, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schecter4life

well, i loast my wallet at a friends house 20 mins away a couple months ago, along with my credit card, Selective service card, and fishing liscens, so naturally a few weeks ago i went to the required locations to get new ones, and i bought a new wallet...this one black...my old one was brown...i load it up and have been using this wallet for a couple weeks now

for the story, i was sitting here typing a response to an OP in the recording section, and i got up and went to take a shit, when i come back, there is a fukin BROWN WALLET sitting on my computer chair....im the only one home tonight, so i figure it was my dads and he left it here when he was tacking bass for me, i went to pick it up, and i notice it has a familiar texture, i open it...and i can you without seeing myself i was white in the face.....it was the same wallet i lost at a FRIENDS HOUSE, IN THE WOODS, A 20 MIN DRIVE FROM HERE.....i am typing this in the living room computer, as untill its daytime i am not going back in my room....... that

anybody else ever have anything like that happen to them? i want full stories so i can feel less freaked that this just happened to me

I thought the story was going to end like this: "and i got up and went to take a shit, THERE WAS MY WALLET IN THE TOILET"

Hollowway · 07-04-2012, 12:25 PM

How sure are you that you're awake now, and that this thread and these responses actually exist? How do you know that, in reality, you are not a government spy in 2068?

Faine · 07-04-2012, 01:05 PM

thats actually a creepy story.

DrakkarTyrannis · 07-04-2012, 02:30 PM

This story is creepy but you know the real kicker of it?....the OP's been dead for 2 years..

The Beard · 07-04-2012, 03:00 PM

So ur with ur computer and yur making out wen ur butt rigns.
U go shit n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my wallet?"
U tell ur chair n she say "my wallet is ded".
THEN WHO WAS WALLET?

Dan · 07-04-2012, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Beard

THEN WHO WAS WALLET?

I was waiting for this

I'm going to say it was a you from the future who has gone back in time to steal your wallet only to give it back to you today. It's a sign of some sort dude...

or aliens.

ilyti · 07-04-2012, 05:11 PM

This thread delivers.

Hollowway · 07-04-2012, 05:48 PM

Of further intrigue is that when he opened the wallet there was also a piece of paper that said...

"We can't explain it now, but borrowing your wallet was integral to showing the humans that they were right about the Higgs Boson. We are returning it to you now.

p.s. We will likely have to steal a few more single socks out of your dryer when it's time to reveal more about black holes and portals."

Genome · 07-04-2012, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schecter4life

i got up and went to take a shit, when i come back, there is a fukin BROWN WALLET sitting on my computer chair...

Are you sure it was your wallet?

CYBERSYN · 07-04-2012, 06:40 PM

^

Yeah, OP, what else is up there???

ghstofperdition · 07-04-2012, 07:08 PM

Clearly OP ate his wallet in a fugue state, it was lodged in his ass for 4 months, after which it became dislodged. Then iin a phenomenal display of ninjitsu-like acrobatic skills, it bounced out of the toilet, flew through the air (while doing repetitive mid-air tumbling) and landed on the table bone dry due to air drying while flying through the air undetected.

Congratulations your wallet is a combination of bruce lee and joe dirt.

Xaios · 07-04-2012, 07:13 PM

Your wallet is a tardis.

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07-04-2012, 03:48 AM	#1
schecter4life Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clinton, TN Posts: 364 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy shit this is creepy... well, i loast my wallet at a friends house 20 mins away a couple months ago, along with my credit card, Selective service card, and fishing liscens, so naturally a few weeks ago i went to the required locations to get new ones, and i bought a new wallet...this one black...my old one was brown...i load it up and have been using this wallet for a couple weeks now for the story, i was sitting here typing a response to an OP in the recording section, and i got up and went to take a shit, when i come back, there is a fukin BROWN WALLET sitting on my computer chair....im the only one home tonight, so i figure it was my dads and he left it here when he was tacking bass for me, i went to pick it up, and i notice it has a familiar texture, i open it...and i can you without seeing myself i was white in the face.....it was the same wallet i lost at a FRIENDS HOUSE, IN THE WOODS, A 20 MIN DRIVE FROM HERE.....i am typing this in the living room computer, as untill its daytime i am not going back in my room....... that anybody else ever have anything like that happen to them? i want full stories so i can feel less freaked that this just happened to me skeels and flint757 like this.

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Alex6534 SS.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 508 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Only one explanation, Aliens

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Cabinet :O Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Deutschland Posts: 1,073 Thanked: 50 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	If it's some kind of spirit, like a ghost or something, it sounds pretty friendly. If I were you, I'd investigate and see who or what it is. Maybe it's a super chill ghost who just wants a friend

07-04-2012, 08:02 AM	#9
JPhoenix19 PC rig poster boy Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Warner Robins, GA Posts: 2,341 Thanked: 28 Feedback Score: 14 reviews	down is up, right is left, south is north, and your wallet travels through wormholes. ilyti, flexkill, Gyro and 4 others like this. Ask enough questions, and you can answer anything.

07-04-2012, 09:06 AM	#12
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07-04-2012, 10:05 AM	#13
Danukenator Kane's Bane Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Portland, ME Posts: 1,513 Thanked: 21 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	You'll find out later that, despite returning the wallet, he boosted your studio gear.

07-04-2012, 12:25 PM	#15
Hollowway SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: California Posts: 6,245 Thanked: 105 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	How sure are you that you're awake now, and that this thread and these responses actually exist? How do you know that, in reality, you are not a government spy in 2068? ilyti and Metal_Webb like this.

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Faine Playing guitar. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT Posts: 1,533 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	thats actually a creepy story.

07-04-2012, 02:30 PM	#17
DrakkarTyrannis FUCK DJENT Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 4,189 Thanked: 130 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This story is creepy but you know the real kicker of it?....the OP's been dead for 2 years.. Hollowway, highlordmugfug, anthonyferguson and 9 others like this.

07-04-2012, 03:00 PM	#18
The Beard Suttbex Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Zeeland, MI Posts: 1,058 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	So ur with ur computer and yur making out wen ur butt rigns. U go shit n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my wallet?" U tell ur chair n she say "my wallet is ded". THEN WHO WAS WALLET? ilyti, JamesM, BlackMastodon and 1 others like this. "Orange juice after potato. Taste like all of my wut." -CrushingAnvil "what am I supposed to do with my boner?" -shredguitar7 Live Rig -Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier -Ibanez TS808 Tube Screamer -Ibanez rg120 My Soundcloud! http://soundcloud.com/stc423

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ilyti Lazy Ryebread Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,580 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This thread delivers.

07-04-2012, 05:48 PM	#21
Hollowway SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: California Posts: 6,245 Thanked: 105 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Of further intrigue is that when he opened the wallet there was also a piece of paper that said... "We can't explain it now, but borrowing your wallet was integral to showing the humans that they were right about the Higgs Boson. We are returning it to you now. p.s. We will likely have to steal a few more single socks out of your dryer when it's time to reveal more about black holes and portals." BrainArt, Edika, Powermetalbass and 1 others like this.

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07-04-2012, 07:08 PM	#24
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,608 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Clearly OP ate his wallet in a fugue state, it was lodged in his ass for 4 months, after which it became dislodged. Then iin a phenomenal display of ninjitsu-like acrobatic skills, it bounced out of the toilet, flew through the air (while doing repetitive mid-air tumbling) and landed on the table bone dry due to air drying while flying through the air undetected. Congratulations your wallet is a combination of bruce lee and joe dirt. The Beard likes this. Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

07-04-2012, 07:13 PM	#25
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