Smoke up, lungs are obsolete

brutalwizard · 06-28-2012, 11:24 AM

Scientists Invent Particles That Will Let You Live Without Breathing

Just kidding smoking is bad, and this only works for short periods of time as of now.
Needed a title that jumps out at you.

sage · 06-28-2012, 11:27 AM

That's really awesome. I wonder if I can get some for my first aid kit?

skeels · 06-28-2012, 01:26 PM

Dang.

Konfyouzd · 06-28-2012, 01:28 PM

I could see a lot of cool uses for this... Beyond just effin' up your lungs "bc you can" (I know you were joking, OP)

If only they could make particles that allow you to be a "good listener" w/o having to hear anything. Every marriage counselor will be fired on this day.

kerska · 06-28-2012, 01:29 PM

Dude that's awesome. There's a lot of possibilities with this. Not only for health, but for other things like scuba diving and shit like that.

SchecterWhore · 06-28-2012, 01:45 PM

I hope that there's some ridiculously rich asshole out there that is buying this stuff by the ton just to flaunt how he can afford respiration by injection.

Konfyouzd · 06-28-2012, 01:49 PM

"I can afford to hold my breath ALL DAY LONG. I'm actually hooked up to a dialysis machine that pumps me full of this stuff. Next step: Super powers."

MFB · 06-28-2012, 01:51 PM

Please, I've been letting my lungs go to waste for YEARS ever since I went to that back alley surgeon in New York and got these fancy gills installed. Sure I have to wear an air-tight bowl of water around my head which also dampens voices/sounds, but now my lungs are free to do whatever they want.

nostealbucket · 06-28-2012, 01:59 PM

I will become the mermaid man.

Kodee_Kaos · 06-28-2012, 02:03 PM

I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out.

Nile · 06-28-2012, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out.

But it feels good afterwards.

TRENCHLORD · 06-28-2012, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out.

Would you then go in to get it all sowed up?

Or would you keep it open for an emergency escape valve?

highlordmugfug · 06-28-2012, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRENCHLORD

Would you then go in to get it all sowed up?

Or would you keep it open for an emergency escape valve?

Free storage.

ElRay · 06-28-2012, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out.

Consume mass quantities!!!

Ray

piggins411 · 06-28-2012, 08:41 PM

Glad I'm not the only one who immediately went to, "I CAN FINALLY LIVE UNDERWATER"

Fiction · 06-30-2012, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nile

But it feels good afterwards.

Afterwards? It feels good during!

Pooluke41 · 06-30-2012, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konfyouzd

"I can afford to hold my breath ALL DAY LONG. I'm actually hooked up to a dialysis machine that pumps me full of this stuff. Next step: Super powers."

Quote:

Originally Posted by peter9890

"I can afford to hold my breath ALL DAY LONG. I'm actually hooked up to a dialysis machine that pumps me full of this stuff. Next step: Super powers."

Hallic · 07-03-2012, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out.

You mean you want a digestive system that would be able digest 100%. for instance you want to be able to digest cellulose(fibres) by means of enzymes.

would be cool indeed

Still you would have to pee with metals and other elements that will be in excess in your body.

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06-28-2012, 11:24 AM	#1
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06-28-2012, 01:28 PM	#4
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,507 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	I could see a lot of cool uses for this... Beyond just effin' up your lungs "bc you can" (I know you were joking, OP) If only they could make particles that allow you to be a "good listener" w/o having to hear anything. Every marriage counselor will be fired on this day. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

06-28-2012, 01:29 PM	#5
kerska That guy... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 351 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dude that's awesome. There's a lot of possibilities with this. Not only for health, but for other things like scuba diving and shit like that. Konfyouzd likes this.

06-28-2012, 01:45 PM	#6
SchecterWhore Theory God Join Date: May 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,185 Thanked: 67 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	I hope that there's some ridiculously rich asshole out there that is buying this stuff by the ton just to flaunt how he can afford respiration by injection. Konfyouzd and Dead Undead like this. Skype theory lessons. PM me.

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06-28-2012, 11:27 AM	#2
sage Banned Join Date: May 2011 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,313 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	That's really awesome. I wonder if I can get some for my first aid kit?

06-28-2012, 01:26 PM	#3
skeels ..to pay the beels Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: milwaukee,WI Posts: 2,680 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Dang.

06-28-2012, 01:49 PM	#7
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,507 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	"I can afford to hold my breath ALL DAY LONG. I'm actually hooked up to a dialysis machine that pumps me full of this stuff. Next step: Super powers." Nimgoble likes this. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

06-28-2012, 01:51 PM	#8
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,399 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Please, I've been letting my lungs go to waste for YEARS ever since I went to that back alley surgeon in New York and got these fancy gills installed. Sure I have to wear an air-tight bowl of water around my head which also dampens voices/sounds, but now my lungs are free to do whatever they want. (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

06-28-2012, 01:59 PM	#9
nostealbucket aint no gahdam woman Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 880 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I will become the mermaid man. I have a MINIWHALE! shirt now. Epic shirt is epic.

06-28-2012, 02:03 PM	#10
Kodee_Kaos NegRep For Free Porn Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Reno Posts: 251 Thanked: 18 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I want food I can eat that gets digested at 100% efficiency so I don't have to crap it out. Azathoth43 and incinerated_guitar like this.

06-28-2012, 08:41 PM	#15
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