The Rules Of Metal - Page 4

7stringninja · 02-05-2006, 10:21 PM

This thread is TRUE AS ....!

I just read this for the first time a few minutes ago! I've been laughing my ass off at how awesome this is.

It now explains the ever so common reply to my AJFA thread of "This thread is TRUE!"

I now feel 100% at home on this forum. You guys share the exact same sense of humor with me, not to mention the Admin is a Stephen King fan, and all of us play 7-strings (which in itself seems to be an elite class of humans).

< - lefty rocker

abyssalservant · 02-28-2006, 01:35 PM

Hail Kill Hail!
Death to False Metal!
I am delighted. The Adminishredder is bad as (*$% to have administered this righteousness. And finally I have realized why it is that I obtain so many BM albums that I never listen to - it is the TRUE way!

::flexes::

Dear gods . . . there's metal flowing through my veins *growls and dances in the woods with an axe*

garcia3441 · 04-15-2006, 01:10 AM

Bump, so that the new members may know the 'Rules of Metal'.

abyssalservant · 04-19-2006, 08:52 AM

Which is definitely a necessity.
*glances down*
I'm wearing a Manowar shirt. Help.

noodles · 04-19-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia3441

Bump, so that the new members may know the 'Rules of Metal'.

It's stickied, dude, you can't bump it any higher.

garcia3441 · 04-19-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodles

It's stickied, dude, you can't bump it any higher.

The first thing I did when I joined was read the new posts. I didn't know there was a thread about the best of 2005, until last week.

bostjan · 04-19-2006, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia3441

The first thing I did when I joined was read the new posts. I didn't know there was a thread about the best of 2005, until last week.

Same here.

This thread rocks so much, it ought to be stickied on top of all other stickies.

I haven't been feeling as metal lately, guess I need to run through the woods like a troll some more.

Rick · 04-25-2006, 04:04 PM

That's pretty funny.

zimbloth · 05-03-2006, 10:03 PM

I just saw this for the first time. Badass.

neon_black88 · 05-11-2006, 10:01 AM

HAHA

Dolflundgren · 05-12-2006, 10:38 AM

"Once something is proclaimed supreme, then it is known as ultimate. You can not proclaim something ultimate, but you can proclaim it supreme."

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it man.

abyssalservant · 05-25-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyssalservant

Which is definitely a necessity.
*glances down*
I'm wearing a Manowar shirt. Help.

Shit, I'm doing it again.
How many times am I going to read the ....ing rules?

jacksonknox27 · 05-27-2006, 07:21 PM

bodom is definetly true

Chris · 05-28-2006, 01:07 AM

This is the most important thread in all of the internet. Read. Understand. Or be false.

D-EJ915 · 05-28-2006, 03:19 AM

lol, nice new avatar chris \m/

Chris · 06-03-2006, 06:46 PM

Ken · 06-12-2006, 05:34 PM

I Deem this True and worthy of a bump.

garcia3441 · 06-12-2006, 05:56 PM

As do I.

Rick · 06-14-2006, 04:26 PM

I now understand the law of the land thanks to eaeolian. I now flex at all metal not deemed ultimate.

Abaddon · 06-29-2006, 02:26 AM

can someone repeat that?

zimbloth · 06-29-2006, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abaddon

can someone repeat that?

?

Dive-Baum · 06-29-2006, 08:54 AM

Holy mother of resurected threads Batman. This thing just keep scoming back up. I was thinking about it the other day though. This thread is so true.

Chris · 06-29-2006, 09:50 AM

It's a sticky sir. This thread will never die.

Rick · 06-29-2006, 12:22 PM

I deem this the greatest thread of all time.

I'm printing the rules to pass them on to my bandmates.

Juustonaksu · 07-28-2006, 06:15 AM

Cool. Never seen these before. I think I should understand those english words and verbs a bit better since they aren't ringing any bells right now. And one thing, don't mention Children of Bodom, please.

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02-05-2006, 10:21 PM	#76
7stringninja Southpaw Bastard Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 394 Thanked: 2 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This thread is TRUE AS ....! I just read this for the first time a few minutes ago! I've been laughing my ass off at how awesome this is. It now explains the ever so common reply to my AJFA thread of "This thread is TRUE!" I now feel 100% at home on this forum. You guys share the exact same sense of humor with me, not to mention the Admin is a Stephen King fan, and all of us play 7-strings (which in itself seems to be an elite class of humans). < - lefty rocker Signature Removed - Image exceeds 300 px by 100 px

04-15-2006, 01:10 AM	#78
garcia3441 Tone Whore Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 5,433 Thanked: 88 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Bump, so that the new members may know the 'Rules of Metal'. "Im sick and tired of hearing things From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth. " John Lennon

04-19-2006, 08:52 AM	#79
abyssalservant Ascaris Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arlington Heights, IL. Posts: 604 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Which is definitely a necessity. glances down I'm wearing a Manowar shirt. Help. "Abyssalservant is so grim, he bleeds black and sweats chainmail. Surrender all your virgins!" -quartie

04-25-2006, 04:04 PM	#83
Rick SENSUAL CAPTAIN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 16,115 Thanked: 101 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	That's pretty funny. Head of Agile Gestapo Line 6 XDS95-->Line 6 POD X3 Pro-->Matrix GT800FX-->Line 6 Spidervalve 4x12 cabinet https://www.facebook.com/thealphaandtheomegamusic

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02-28-2006, 01:35 PM	#77
abyssalservant Ascaris Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arlington Heights, IL. Posts: 604 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hail Kill Hail! Death to False Metal! I am delighted. The Adminishredder is bad as ($% to have administered this righteousness. And finally I have realized why it is that I obtain so many BM albums that I never listen to - it is the TRUE way! ::flexes:: Dear gods . . . there's metal flowing through my veins growls and dances in the woods with an axe*

05-03-2006, 10:03 PM	#84
zimbloth Nick // Axe Palace Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 16,664 Thanked: 179 Feedback Score: 47 reviews	I just saw this for the first time. Badass.

05-11-2006, 10:01 AM	#85
neon_black88 ss.org Regular Join Date: May 2006 Location: Vic, Melbourne Australia Posts: 1,224 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHA

05-12-2006, 10:38 AM	#86
Dolflundgren Sixstring Revolution Join Date: May 2006 Location: florida Posts: 57 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Once something is proclaimed supreme, then it is known as ultimate. You can not proclaim something ultimate, but you can proclaim it supreme." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it man.

05-27-2006, 07:21 PM	#88
jacksonknox27 knox Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: woodbridge, CT Posts: 118 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	bodom is definetly true

05-28-2006, 01:07 AM	#89
Chris metalguitarist.org Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, Mass Posts: 16,696 Thanked: 571 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	This is the most important thread in all of the internet. Read. Understand. Or be false. Amp: 6505+ / Recto 4x12s Rack: Axe-Fx II / HD1221s

05-28-2006, 03:19 AM	#90
D-EJ915 <3's Tsukasa Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 18,749 Thanked: 220 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	lol, nice new avatar chris \m/ əBCAir

06-03-2006, 06:46 PM	#91
Chris metalguitarist.org Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, Mass Posts: 16,696 Thanked: 571 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Amp: 6505+ / Recto 4x12s Rack: Axe-Fx II / HD1221s

06-12-2006, 05:34 PM	#92
Ken Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 2,382 Thanked: 28 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I Deem this True and worthy of a bump.

06-12-2006, 05:56 PM	#93
garcia3441 Tone Whore Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 5,433 Thanked: 88 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	As do I. "Im sick and tired of hearing things From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth. " John Lennon

06-14-2006, 04:26 PM	#94
Rick SENSUAL CAPTAIN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 16,115 Thanked: 101 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	I now understand the law of the land thanks to eaeolian. I now flex at all metal not deemed ultimate. Head of Agile Gestapo Line 6 XDS95-->Line 6 POD X3 Pro-->Matrix GT800FX-->Line 6 Spidervalve 4x12 cabinet https://www.facebook.com/thealphaandtheomegamusic

06-29-2006, 02:26 AM	#95
Abaddon +The Destroyer+ Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Boston,MA Posts: 81 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	can someone repeat that?

06-29-2006, 08:54 AM	#97
Dive-Baum Bite Me Fan Boy!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Longwood, FL Posts: 1,230 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy mother of resurected threads Batman. This thing just keep scoming back up. I was thinking about it the other day though. This thread is so true. Original EVH 5150 Head Marshall 4x12 Cab Ibanez RG440 Gibson Explorer Custom Warmoth 7

06-29-2006, 09:50 AM	#98
Chris metalguitarist.org Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, Mass Posts: 16,696 Thanked: 571 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	It's a sticky sir. This thread will never die. Amp: 6505+ / Recto 4x12s Rack: Axe-Fx II / HD1221s

06-29-2006, 12:22 PM	#99
Rick SENSUAL CAPTAIN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 16,115 Thanked: 101 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	I deem this the greatest thread of all time. I'm printing the rules to pass them on to my bandmates. Head of Agile Gestapo Line 6 XDS95-->Line 6 POD X3 Pro-->Matrix GT800FX-->Line 6 Spidervalve 4x12 cabinet https://www.facebook.com/thealphaandtheomegamusic

07-28-2006, 06:15 AM	#100
Juustonaksu ss.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 10 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Cool. Never seen these before. I think I should understand those english words and verbs a bit better since they aren't ringing any bells right now. And one thing, don't mention Children of Bodom, please.

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