Wtf ebay auction!? may be nsfw - Page 2

Bekanor · 06-14-2012, 02:21 AM

Would.

tuneinrecords · 06-14-2012, 02:30 AM

It does say "Satisfaction Guaranteed!" Obviously the auction style is quite effective. It's being advertised now on ss.org. I think it's kind of funny.

On a semi-unrelated note;
My friend does professional photography and some girl wanted to pose sexy for all these vampire pictures with fake fangs and snarled face in a sexy black dress. They went to some old abandoned buildings and took the pictures. They were serious about it and everyone was saying how great they were. I thought they were totally cheesy and quite hilarious. Different strokes for different folks.

TRENCHLORD · 06-14-2012, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murmel

Also, the one that Wrongnote linked... Would tap.

Without even seeing her face?

You are even cooler than i thought

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Murmel · 06-14-2012, 03:18 AM

^
Bags my friend, bags

skeels · 06-14-2012, 06:52 AM

Ebay, no.

Craigslist? Yes!

sojorel · 06-14-2012, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrashmanzac

so i was looking for a nice cheap mij guitar on ebay in class and i come arcross this auction.

1960's *Vintage* Global Electric Guitar with Gig Bag MIJ-Made in Japan | eBay

what the .... is this person thinking uploading photos like this to the internet!?

I know what you mean about offensive photos, that kind of sunburst really needs a cream pickguard or off-white at the very least.

Jordan Djenital Warts · 06-14-2012, 08:10 AM

How do you think I sold these puppies?

sage · 06-14-2012, 10:53 AM

Sometimes it's difficult to get the guitar to sit at just the right angle to show its awesome vintageness and you require assistance. If your girlfriend happens to be wandering around in a mismatched panties and bikini combo and she doesn't feel like getting dressed, it's perfectly acceptable to have her hold the guitar dressed thus.

You can't possibly know the relationship dynamic between this seller and the woman. Some women enjoy being photographed. Actually, lots and lots of women enjoy being photographed. You think the guy is a jerk for taking pictures of his girlfriend holding a guitar? You come across as judgemental and puritanical. It's OK to be sexy. It's OK to be an exhibitionist. It's OK to have a little fun now and then.

Go read Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale" and we can all have a nice little discussion on the concepts of "freedom to" and "freedom from".

wrongnote85 · 06-14-2012, 07:45 PM

BEST ONE YET

6 Ft Power Cable Cord Computer Power Supply Wire PC Laptop Monitor Tower Netbook | eBay

HighGain510 · 06-14-2012, 07:50 PM

Those stretch marks mean either this chick has had a few kids or she used to be fat and then lost SOME of the weight...

If that guy is going for the "sex sells" method of moving guitars, he's doing it wrong....

soliloquy · 06-14-2012, 10:39 PM

actually there are TONS of guitars on ebay that have models holding up the guitars in their underwear or bikinis or what not

skeels · 06-17-2012, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrongnote85

BEST ONE YET

6 Ft Power Cable Cord Computer Power Supply Wire PC Laptop Monitor Tower Netbook | eBay

More than 10 available indeed!

ghstofperdition · 06-17-2012, 12:58 PM

I'd TOTALLY be down to wear slutty clothing just to sell my stuff....

...If I wanted make sure it never actually sold.

wizbit81 · 06-17-2012, 03:00 PM

dat Schecter ad.....woooooooof!!!

ZEBOV · 06-17-2012, 03:01 PM

She's not hot. Granted, I've seen uglier, but she's not hot.

wizbit81 · 06-17-2012, 03:04 PM

bloomin well is!!!

leftyguitarjoe · 06-17-2012, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrongnote85

BEST ONE YET

6 Ft Power Cable Cord Computer Power Supply Wire PC Laptop Monitor Tower Netbook | eBay

Jesus ....ing christ. Is that his mom or something?

wizbit81 · 06-17-2012, 04:46 PM

grannypr0n :'(

GuitaristOfHell · 06-17-2012, 05:10 PM

Because "hot" women are supposed to make selling easier

ilyti · 06-17-2012, 05:14 PM

Wait a second. Are we absolutely sure the guitar doesn't belong to the girl? I'm not sure which way is worse. I doubt gross chicks like that have to be coerced or intimidated by her boyfriend into doing it. They probably suggest it in the first place..

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06-14-2012, 02:30 AM	#27
tuneinrecords ss.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 366 Thanked: 5 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It does say "Satisfaction Guaranteed!" Obviously the auction style is quite effective. It's being advertised now on ss.org. I think it's kind of funny. On a semi-unrelated note; My friend does professional photography and some girl wanted to pose sexy for all these vampire pictures with fake fangs and snarled face in a sexy black dress. They went to some old abandoned buildings and took the pictures. They were serious about it and everyone was saying how great they were. I thought they were totally cheesy and quite hilarious. Different strokes for different folks. AxeHappy likes this.

06-14-2012, 03:18 AM	#29
Murmel Fapping to J-rock Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Hotgirl-City, Sweden Posts: 3,178 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^ Bags my friend, bags CYBERSYN, AxeHappy, Bigfan and 1 others like this. Schecters don't have baseball bat necks. Get the .... over it. "I think this mistake was the equivalent of a 6000 foot tall cock bukkake tsunami-ing Tokyo." -metallisuk Shono, forever and always.

06-14-2012, 08:10 AM	#32
Jordan Djenital Warts Jordan Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: London United Kingdom Posts: 135 Thanked: 2 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	How do you think I sold these puppies? Bigfan, Don Vito and mcleanab like this.

06-14-2012, 10:53 AM	#33
sage Banned Join Date: May 2011 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 1,313 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Sometimes it's difficult to get the guitar to sit at just the right angle to show its awesome vintageness and you require assistance. If your girlfriend happens to be wandering around in a mismatched panties and bikini combo and she doesn't feel like getting dressed, it's perfectly acceptable to have her hold the guitar dressed thus. You can't possibly know the relationship dynamic between this seller and the woman. Some women enjoy being photographed. Actually, lots and lots of women enjoy being photographed. You think the guy is a jerk for taking pictures of his girlfriend holding a guitar? You come across as judgemental and puritanical. It's OK to be sexy. It's OK to be an exhibitionist. It's OK to have a little fun now and then. Go read Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale" and we can all have a nice little discussion on the concepts of "freedom to" and "freedom from". AxeHappy likes this.

06-14-2012, 02:21 AM	#26
Bekanor Renegade Folk Hero Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 1,277 Thanked: 21 Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Would.

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06-14-2012, 06:52 AM	#30
skeels ..to pay the beels Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: milwaukee,WI Posts: 2,682 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 19 reviews	Ebay, no. Craigslist? Yes!

06-14-2012, 07:45 PM	#34
wrongnote85 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Matool Posts: 487 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	BEST ONE YET 6 Ft Power Cable Cord Computer Power Supply Wire PC Laptop Monitor Tower Netbook \| eBay Swyse likes this. The Official Traverser ReverbNation http://www.reverbnation.com/traverserofficial The Official Traverser Facebook http://www.facebook.com/Traverserofficial

06-14-2012, 07:50 PM	#35
HighGain510 Cold As Ice Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 12,476 Thanked: 226 Feedback Score: 31 reviews	Those stretch marks mean either this chick has had a few kids or she used to be fat and then lost SOME of the weight... If that guy is going for the "sex sells" method of moving guitars, he's doing it wrong.... JamesM likes this.

06-14-2012, 10:39 PM	#36
soliloquy SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,551 Thanked: 216 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	actually there are TONS of guitars on ebay that have models holding up the guitars in their underwear or bikinis or what not looking for a dean soltero...PM me my name is Hadi Khan, and I'm not a terrorist.

06-17-2012, 12:58 PM	#38
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,605 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I'd TOTALLY be down to wear slutty clothing just to sell my stuff.... ...If I wanted make sure it never actually sold. ZEBOV likes this. Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

06-17-2012, 03:00 PM	#39
wizbit81 SS.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 158 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	dat Schecter ad.....woooooooof!!!

06-17-2012, 03:01 PM	#40
ZEBOV Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Suburbs of Memphis, TN Posts: 2,142 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	She's not hot. Granted, I've seen uglier, but she's not hot.

06-17-2012, 03:04 PM	#41
wizbit81 SS.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 158 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	bloomin well is!!!

06-17-2012, 05:10 PM	#44
GuitaristOfHell The Optimist Prime. Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Long Beach or Saugerties Posts: 4,157 Thanked: 129 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Because "hot" women are supposed to make selling easier If You're selling a Gibson Explorer PM Me! Proud gear owner of: Schecter V-1 ATX with passive duncans Takamine EG 431 SC (something like that) 1994 Peavey bandit 112 combo/ head Hughes and Kettner 4x12 Boss GT8 MXR ZW OD and that's all folks!

06-17-2012, 04:46 PM	#43
wizbit81 SS.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Leeds, UK Posts: 158 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	grannypr0n :'(

06-17-2012, 05:14 PM	#45
ilyti Lazy Ryebread Viking Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,580 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Wait a second. Are we absolutely sure the guitar doesn't belong to the girl? I'm not sure which way is worse. I doubt gross chicks like that have to be coerced or intimidated by her boyfriend into doing it. They probably suggest it in the first place..

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