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Unread 06-13-2012, 02:31 PM   #1
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^I got greeted by this add today.

To those who do not speak the noble language of swedish, here is a translation:

"Now I'm selling my snow, I'm so ....ing tired of winter and want summer. Perfect for anyone who wants to go skiing or drive your snowmobile in June, but cannot afford to go to the Border! (this refers specifically to the northern border to Norway and Finland, popular for skiing, Editor's note) There is some hardness on top and some water beneath, but in-between it is just fine.

Could possibly be traded for a newer model of Freeride, MRK, or Boondocker (these are snowmobiles BTW, Editor's note). Should no one offer a real snowmobile I could accept an Arctic Cat, but in that case I demand money in-between as well!

The offer stands as long this ad or the snow is left. The goods is either collected by buyer or sent by mail COD (I do not take responsibility for any damage that may occur in transit).

Please respect that I only want to be contacted by serious bidders, test runs, test-sitting, or test-tasters."

So, any takers out in the wider world? It's ten kubic meters, and the price is $20000.
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Unread 06-13-2012, 02:38 PM   #2
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wait, he's selling his snow? how would it be shipped?

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Unread 06-13-2012, 02:41 PM   #3
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Unread 06-13-2012, 02:48 PM   #4
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He must really hate Sweden's mail service then. But who would want to buy snow? Has this guy actually had any offers yet?

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Unread 06-13-2012, 02:50 PM   #5
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It's a joke ad

$20000 for ten cubic meters?
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Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.

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Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.
Nice to see that you recognize your flaws


Think nothing of it, dry humour is not for everyone.
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Should no one offer a real snowmobile I could accept an Arctic Cat, but in that case I demand money in-between as well!
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Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.
If you lived in a place where snow stays until late spring/early summer you'd get it

I go to school with a girl form Norsjö, perhaps it's hers?

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Don't you mean, wet humour?

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