Any takers?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 02:31 PM

^I got greeted by this add today.

To those who do not speak the noble language of swedish, here is a translation:

"Now I'm selling my snow, I'm so ....ing tired of winter and want summer. Perfect for anyone who wants to go skiing or drive your snowmobile in June, but cannot afford to go to the Border! (this refers specifically to the northern border to Norway and Finland, popular for skiing, Editor's note) There is some hardness on top and some water beneath, but in-between it is just fine.

Could possibly be traded for a newer model of Freeride, MRK, or Boondocker (these are snowmobiles BTW, Editor's note). Should no one offer a real snowmobile I could accept an Arctic Cat, but in that case I demand money in-between as well!

The offer stands as long this ad or the snow is left. The goods is either collected by buyer or sent by mail COD (I do not take responsibility for any damage that may occur in transit).

Please respect that I only want to be contacted by serious bidders, test runs, test-sitting, or test-tasters."

So, any takers out in the wider world? It's ten kubic meters, and the price is $20000.

Gothic Headhunter · 06-13-2012, 02:38 PM

wait, he's selling his snow? how would it be shipped?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 02:41 PM

Pickup or by mail.

Gothic Headhunter · 06-13-2012, 02:48 PM

He must really hate Sweden's mail service then. But who would want to buy snow? Has this guy actually had any offers yet?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 02:50 PM

It's a joke ad

$20000 for ten cubic meters?

Gothic Headhunter · 06-13-2012, 03:02 PM

Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.

athawulf · 06-13-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gothic Headhunter

wait, he's selling his snow? how would it be shipped?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gothic Headhunter

Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.

Nice to see that you recognize your flaws

Think nothing of it, dry humour is not for everyone.

Gothic Headhunter · 06-13-2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by athawulf

I can't tell if you're laughing at me or what I said.

Xaios · 06-13-2012, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke

Should no one offer a real snowmobile I could accept an Arctic Cat, but in that case I demand money in-between as well!

Murmel · 06-13-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gothic Headhunter

Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then.

If you lived in a place where snow stays until late spring/early summer you'd get it

I go to school with a girl form Norsjö, perhaps it's hers?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 08:08 PM

^You might get a discount!

Labrie · 06-13-2012, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakke

Think nothing of it, dry humour is not for everyone.

Don't you mean, wet humour?

eh?

Jakke · 06-13-2012, 08:46 PM

Nice one

Neil · 06-14-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakke

I do not take responsibility for any damage that may occur in transit

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Gothic Headhunter Born on a Monday Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Jupiter... And Beyond The Infinite Posts: 685 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wait, he's selling his snow? how would it be shipped? All things are subject to interpretation, whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. -Friedrich Nietzsche We don't have time for rational solutions!-George Carlin -.---.----..

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Jakke Alex Jones plz Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER! Posts: 3,452 Thanked: 90 $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Pickup or by mail. Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time Emotions are for women, and gay children Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together -Carl Sagan

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Gothic Headhunter Born on a Monday Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Jupiter... And Beyond The Infinite Posts: 685 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	He must really hate Sweden's mail service then. But who would want to buy snow? Has this guy actually had any offers yet? All things are subject to interpretation, whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. -Friedrich Nietzsche We don't have time for rational solutions!-George Carlin -.---.----..

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Jakke Alex Jones plz Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER! Posts: 3,452 Thanked: 90 $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It's a joke ad $20000 for ten cubic meters? Aftermath1 likes this. Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time Emotions are for women, and gay children Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together -Carl Sagan

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Gothic Headhunter Born on a Monday Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Jupiter... And Beyond The Infinite Posts: 685 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ah, well your superior Nordic humor is lost on me then. All things are subject to interpretation, whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. -Friedrich Nietzsche We don't have time for rational solutions!-George Carlin -.---.----..

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