Total Internet Dipshit

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 03:37 AM

So I (Brandon) was having a conversation with one of my friends (Mike) on some political topics, mainly me clarifying some things to him about what the president does and doesnt have control over, and one of his friends (John) , whom is the BIGGEST dumbass ive seen to date, decides to chip in. So I decided to take a screen shot of the absolutely genious thing he had to say. Now, why he decided to say such a thing on the internet, on facebook of all places! is beyond me.

Michael T · 05-19-2012, 03:55 AM

Wow, what the hell man. From the way he types I highly doubt they'd take him serious. Still a dipshit move on his part.

HeHasTheJazzHands · 05-19-2012, 03:59 AM

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael T

Wow, what the hell man. From the way he types I highly doubt they'd take him serious. Still a dipshit move on his part.

Well, you never know. The government does tend to react pretty hard on anything that could be considered a threat. I honestly was getting a huge kick out of this kids ignorance

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeHasTheJazzHands

Your pic isnt showing

Fantomas · 05-19-2012, 04:39 AM

The fact that some idiot writes down this stuff is not as interesting as the fact that that discussion reads as if it belongs in China.

HeHasTheJazzHands · 05-19-2012, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by incinerated_guitar

Your pic isnt showing

Changed the picture. :P

The Uncreator · 05-19-2012, 08:42 AM

Lord that gets difficult to read fast. I applaud you for your apparent fluency in cretin, it must be difficult with folks like him around.

iPotato12 · 05-19-2012, 09:00 AM

This is why I deleted my Facebook. A hefty amount of my friends on Facebook are like that.

7 Strings of Hate · 05-19-2012, 09:00 AM

that dude is awesome

definatly keep him around for laughs

ZEBOV · 05-19-2012, 09:14 AM

Teach him a lesson and report him.

maliciousteve · 05-19-2012, 10:09 AM

I don't know what's funnier.

*acting like a 'badass' on the internetz
*the general lack of intelligence
*his spelling is terrible
*a 15 year old kid who thinks 'life's a bitch' when he clearly still lives at home and has everything provided for him.

Idiot, yes.

Nonservium · 05-19-2012, 10:48 AM

Lots of herp'n'derp goin on there. That dude should probably just stop wasting air and leap off something tall.

trianglebutt · 05-19-2012, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maliciousteve

I don't know what's funnier.

*acting like a 'badass' on the internetz
*the general lack of intelligence
*his spelling is terrible
*a 15 year old kid who thinks 'life's a bitch' when he clearly still lives at home and has everything provided for him.

Idiot, yes.

If you have Facebook, then your life is probably pretty damn good.

JStraitiff · 05-19-2012, 12:53 PM

Who gets in a political discussion on facebook? I like to reserve facebook for the sexii pix and truth is

Gothic Headhunter · 05-19-2012, 01:38 PM

"And big jim is gonna take advantage of you."

BucketheadRules · 05-19-2012, 01:48 PM

Dat spelling

Who the .... spells "suck" as "sukk"? Seriously, maaaajor mental deficiency going on here. It takes no more effort to spell out "....ing suck a dick" rather than "fukin sukk a dikk"... what kind of moronic, cow-brained bellpiece does that with no sense of irony?

There's an almost satirical level of stupidity happening here. Are we sure he's a real human being and not a character being played by a comedian?

Maybe he'll be tracked down and interrogated. That'd be quite funny.

-42- · 05-19-2012, 02:23 PM

I'm sure there was some monumental stupidity buried somewhere in there, but just trying to read that mess was giving me a headache.

MrPepperoniNipples · 05-19-2012, 02:29 PM

"where the hell is my parents obama stimulus package"

i couldn't help but chuckle

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Uncreator

Lord that gets difficult to read fast. I applaud you for your apparent fluency in cretin, it must be difficult with folks like him around.

You get used to it after a while, but yes, you must read it slow

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZEBOV

Teach him a lesson and report him.

I thought about it, but idk, I think im just gonna let this run its course. If he gets caught, he gets caught

incinerated_guitar · 05-19-2012, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucketheadRules

Maybe he'll be tracked down and interrogated. That'd be quite funny.

Id love to see that

metaljohn · 05-19-2012, 05:11 PM

These are the kind of people I troll the ever loving shit out of on facebook.

brutalwizard · 05-19-2012, 06:34 PM

such a goofy person

BlackMastodon · 05-20-2012, 11:21 AM

These kids make me weep for the future.

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05-19-2012, 03:55 AM	#2
Michael T Sea Turtles mate Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Richmond, Ky Posts: 1,363 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 39 reviews	Wow, what the hell man. From the way he types I highly doubt they'd take him serious. Still a dipshit move on his part. Kamikaze7 I for one value my guitars and gear like people value their kids - ....ing with my guitars or gear is equal to me molesting your kids - you just don't do it if you value your life... Whiskey_Funeral For that much money I'd just put myself through Luther School and build the damn thing myself. MaxOfMetal I just love guitars. It doesn't matter how many strings, frets, pickups, or wood used I just dig the .... out of them all.

05-19-2012, 03:59 AM	#3
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05-19-2012, 04:39 AM	#6
Fantomas blah Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 266 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The fact that some idiot writes down this stuff is not as interesting as the fact that that discussion reads as if it belongs in China. BlackMastodon and trianglebutt like this.

05-19-2012, 08:42 AM	#8
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05-19-2012, 09:00 AM	#9
iPotato12 ss.org Regular Join Date: May 2012 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 15 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This is why I deleted my Facebook. A hefty amount of my friends on Facebook are like that.

05-19-2012, 09:00 AM	#10
7 Strings of Hate Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St.Louis USA Posts: 6,768 Thanked: 90 Feedback Score: 23 reviews	that dude is awesome definatly keep him around for laughs trianglebutt, Nile and incinerated_guitar like this.

05-19-2012, 09:14 AM	#11
ZEBOV Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Suburbs of Memphis, TN Posts: 2,142 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Teach him a lesson and report him. highlordmugfug, AxeHappy, BlackMastodon and 2 others like this.

05-19-2012, 10:09 AM	#12
maliciousteve Lord Green Fingers Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hertfordshire, UK Posts: 2,613 Thanked: 65 $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $maliciousteve is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 9 reviews	I don't know what's funnier. acting like a 'badass' on the internetz the general lack of intelligence his spelling is terrible a 15 year old kid who thinks 'life's a bitch' when he clearly still lives at home and has everything provided for him. Idiot, yes. AxeHappy, BlackMastodon, trianglebutt and 4 others like this.

05-19-2012, 10:48 AM	#13
Nonservium ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texarse Posts: 2,075 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Lots of herp'n'derp goin on there. That dude should probably just stop wasting air and leap off something tall. Nile, HeHasTheJazzHands, L1ght and 1 others like this. "I don't care if a guitar is made of mythril and strung with Shakira's pubes, Im not paying over 4K for one." - glassmoon0fo

05-19-2012, 12:53 PM	#15
JStraitiff Melodic Mamma Jamma Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,164 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Who gets in a political discussion on facebook? I like to reserve facebook for the sexii pix and truth is UnderTheSign, Nile, HeHasTheJazzHands and 1 others like this.

05-19-2012, 01:38 PM	#16
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05-19-2012, 01:48 PM	#17
BucketheadRules Annoying idiot Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,393 Thanked: 105 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dat spelling Who the .... spells "suck" as "sukk"? Seriously, maaaajor mental deficiency going on here. It takes no more effort to spell out "....ing suck a dick" rather than "fukin sukk a dikk"... what kind of moronic, cow-brained bellpiece does that with no sense of irony? There's an almost satirical level of stupidity happening here. Are we sure he's a real human being and not a character being played by a comedian? Maybe he'll be tracked down and interrogated. That'd be quite funny. AxeHappy likes this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Check out my YouTubings by making clicks upon this most generously provided link: http://www.youtube.com/user/ConnorFGuitar?feature=mhee You can thank me later. Or throw stones, it's your call. It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious...

05-19-2012, 02:23 PM	#18
-42- Nothing to see here Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cental Coast, CA Posts: 2,280 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'm sure there was some monumental stupidity buried somewhere in there, but just trying to read that mess was giving me a headache. BlackMastodon likes this.

05-19-2012, 02:29 PM	#19
MrPepperoniNipples SS.org Regular Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Baltimore Posts: 814 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"where the hell is my parents obama stimulus package" i couldn't help but chuckle ayambakar and HeHasTheJazzHands like this.

05-19-2012, 05:11 PM	#23
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05-20-2012, 11:21 AM	#25
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