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Unread 05-14-2012, 06:19 PM   #1
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Boy dies after... Well, see for yourself...





Boy dies after masturbating 42 times


I am such a terrible person that the first thing I wondered was who was keeping the count..



Seriously though, this is probably so fake that it approaches reality from the other side, but still, quite a neat story. It's old, but I heard it first today




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Unread 05-14-2012, 06:20 PM   #2
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Only 42? Pussy.
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Unread 05-14-2012, 06:28 PM   #3
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39....40 oh oh....41 come on one more you can do it ..... 42 uggghhhh
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Unread 05-14-2012, 06:32 PM   #4
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Only 42? Pussy.
I think if he had access to that, this wouldn't have happened.

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Unread 05-14-2012, 06:51 PM   #5
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faptain shoggoth sez: holy shit
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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:05 PM   #6
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"but the decision came too late." Literally
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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:06 PM   #7
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This is like a tuesday night for me

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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:08 PM   #8
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this is some hitchhikers guide answer to everything shit. 42

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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:09 PM   #9
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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:10 PM   #10
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i'm at 46 so far and the day isn't over yet

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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:14 PM   #11
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Obviously fake. This is about as descriptive as a death notice. It goes into no medical detail as to why he would die.
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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:17 PM   #12
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Faker than a pornstar's breast.

Besides, the guy who holds the world record for it went 80 something times and he's perfectly healthy (ok, some would argue that).

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Unread 05-14-2012, 07:29 PM   #13
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WHO COUNTED!?!?
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Unread 05-15-2012, 12:00 AM   #14
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This image is in the article.

Everyone needs to know that.
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Unread 05-15-2012, 03:04 AM   #15
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Unread 05-15-2012, 05:15 AM   #17
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Unread 05-15-2012, 09:49 AM   #18
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