Boy dies after... Well, see for yourself...

Jakke · 05-14-2012, 06:19 PM

Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

I am such a terrible person that the first thing I wondered was who was keeping the count..

Seriously though, this is probably so fake that it approaches reality from the other side, but still, quite a neat story. It's old, but I heard it first today

JamesM · 05-14-2012, 06:20 PM

Only 42? Pussy.

Michael T · 05-14-2012, 06:28 PM

39....40 oh oh....41 come on one more you can do it ..... 42 uggghhhh

Razzy · 05-14-2012, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesM

Only 42? Pussy.

I think if he had access to that, this wouldn't have happened.

Captain Shoggoth · 05-14-2012, 06:51 PM

faptain shoggoth sez: holy shit

GuitaristOfHell · 05-14-2012, 07:05 PM

"but the decision came too late." Literally

7 Strings of Hate · 05-14-2012, 07:06 PM

This is like a tuesday night for me

7 Strings of Hate · 05-14-2012, 07:08 PM

this is some hitchhikers guide answer to everything shit. 42

TimSE · 05-14-2012, 07:09 PM

I guess he died doing what he loved! W.I.P

AntoneBigsby · 05-14-2012, 07:10 PM

i'm at 46 so far and the day isn't over yet

JStraitiff · 05-14-2012, 07:14 PM

Obviously fake. This is about as descriptive as a death notice. It goes into no medical detail as to why he would die.

Metal_Webb · 05-14-2012, 07:17 PM

Faker than a pornstar's breast.

Besides, the guy who holds the world record for it went 80 something times and he's perfectly healthy (ok, some would argue that).

caskettheclown · 05-14-2012, 07:29 PM

WHO COUNTED!?!?

highlordmugfug · 05-15-2012, 12:00 AM

This image is in the article.

Everyone needs to know that.

AnarchyDivine88 · 05-15-2012, 03:04 AM

^ R.I.P. Ashton Kutcher.

Kodee_Kaos · 05-15-2012, 04:46 AM

I once tried masturbating with super glue. Took a couple days to get off.

Loomer · 05-15-2012, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I once tried masturbating with super glue. Took a couple days to get off.

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

BrianUV777BK · 05-15-2012, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodee_Kaos

I once tried masturbating with super glue. Took a couple days to get off.

He's here all week ladies and gentlemen......tip your bartenders.

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JamesM The Armada Join Date: May 2010 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 6,927 Thanked: 86 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Only 42? Pussy. TheHandOfStone, Michael T, BlackMastodon and 2 others like this. Cloudyhead. Facebook//Twitter//Bandcamp Watch:1,2,3,4,5 Debut Album, Abstraction out now!

05-14-2012, 06:28 PM	#3
Michael T Sea Turtles mate Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Richmond, Ky Posts: 1,362 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 39 reviews	39....40 oh oh....41 come on one more you can do it ..... 42 uggghhhh The Beard likes this. Kamikaze7 I for one value my guitars and gear like people value their kids - ....ing with my guitars or gear is equal to me molesting your kids - you just don't do it if you value your life... Whiskey_Funeral For that much money I'd just put myself through Luther School and build the damn thing myself. MaxOfMetal I just love guitars. It doesn't matter how many strings, frets, pickups, or wood used I just dig the .... out of them all.

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7 Strings of Hate Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St.Louis USA Posts: 6,769 Thanked: 90 Feedback Score: 23 reviews	this is some hitchhikers guide answer to everything shit. 42 TheHandOfStone, poopyalligator and Nimgoble like this.

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05-14-2012, 07:14 PM	#11
JStraitiff Melodic Mamma Jamma Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,164 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Obviously fake. This is about as descriptive as a death notice. It goes into no medical detail as to why he would die. Metal_Webb likes this.

05-14-2012, 07:17 PM	#12
Metal_Webb Needs more strings Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Newcastle, Australia Posts: 1,129 Thanked: 19 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Faker than a pornstar's breast. Besides, the guy who holds the world record for it went 80 something times and he's perfectly healthy (ok, some would argue that). "By the way, melted binding looks like marshmallow. But it really doesn't taste like it." - MapleLeaf97

05-14-2012, 07:29 PM	#13
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05-15-2012, 12:00 AM	#14
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