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Unread 04-11-2012, 03:46 PM   #1
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So which one of you is the father?



"Raw dog" is such a poetic idiom.

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And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Jack Handey

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Unread 04-11-2012, 03:49 PM   #2
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...., and here I was thinking I'd left that life behind when I shaved off my red mohwak and moved to Montreal.

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Unread 04-11-2012, 04:08 PM   #3
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i thought the only thing you gave her was herpies

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Unread 04-11-2012, 04:13 PM   #5
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i thought the only thing you gave her was herpies
I wish, now I have itchy junk and a woman and a child to track down. Talk about pouring salt on the wound.

Well, at least when I find her, I can count on raw-doggin' it to Ace of Spades in a bathroom stall again, you know? For old times' sake. It's been a while.
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By her description I kind of wish it was me.












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Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

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Damn, I think that was me.

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Unread 04-11-2012, 05:17 PM   #12
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Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

*Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*
Someone needs to "research" daggering => CAPZ LOCK

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Lemmy is the father. By the transitive property of Lemmy.

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Unread 04-11-2012, 08:20 PM   #16
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Damn, I think that was me.

Jeff, I'll fight you for it
You can have her. Do what you will with the child and enjoy the herps

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Unread 04-12-2012, 10:14 AM   #17
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Well, at least when I find her, I can count on raw-doggin' it to Ace of Spades in a bathroom stall again, you know? For old times' sake. It's been a while.
I will never hear that song the same way again.
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Unread 04-12-2012, 02:51 PM   #18
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Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

*Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*
I always thought the same thing, then when I saw Devin Townsend in November '10, I was pretty close to the stage and everyone behind me was pushing me closer, so we were all packed up pretty tight. In front of me were 2 chicks, one was actually quite hot, the other one was her rather rotund friend. You can guess which one I preferred to stand behind.

Also that post wreaks of class.

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Unread 04-12-2012, 03:05 PM   #19
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The last line is brutal.

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Unread 04-12-2012, 03:21 PM   #20
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One thing I don't get is if you are at a Mastodon concert then why are you worried about making too much noise?

Personally if I was going to screw my girl in a public bathroom at a concert then I wouldn't care about the noise... although the cops would probably catch us haha
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Unread 04-12-2012, 03:49 PM   #21
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That's brutal.

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That's funny as hell, even though it's probably fake.
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Unread 04-12-2012, 05:35 PM   #23
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Holy .... that is so damn funny.

I just wasted your time.
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Unread 04-12-2012, 08:41 PM   #24
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Do you thrust in on the "Ace" and "spades" syllables?

Or "The" and "Of"...


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Unread 04-12-2012, 09:13 PM   #25
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No disrespect intended, but if someone had let raw dog at the chocolate starfish, it would just have been a cool story. There's such a thing as not being loose enough.

All I'm saying is that Crimson Darth Vader doesn't always have to stride in through the front door.

If you don't care enough to research your own question, why should anyone else care more?

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