So which one of you is the father?

gunshow86de · 04-11-2012, 03:46 PM

"Raw dog" is such a poetic idiom.

JeffFromMtl · 04-11-2012, 03:49 PM

...., and here I was thinking I'd left that life behind when I shaved off my red mohwak and moved to Montreal.

poisonelvis · 04-11-2012, 04:08 PM

i thought the only thing you gave her was herpies

Nonservium · 04-11-2012, 04:13 PM

The gift that keeps on giving

JeffFromMtl · 04-11-2012, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poisonelvis

i thought the only thing you gave her was herpies

I wish, now I have itchy junk and a woman and a child to track down. Talk about pouring salt on the wound.

Well, at least when I find her, I can count on raw-doggin' it to Ace of Spades in a bathroom stall again, you know? For old times' sake. It's been a while.

oremus91 · 04-11-2012, 04:15 PM

By her description I kind of wish it was me.

myampslouder · 04-11-2012, 04:16 PM

....! Not again!!

SkapocalypseNow · 04-11-2012, 04:56 PM

Classy.

Stealthdjentstic · 04-11-2012, 05:00 PM

Classy

vampiregenocide · 04-11-2012, 05:09 PM

Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

*Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*

BucketheadRules · 04-11-2012, 05:13 PM

Damn, I think that was me.

Jeff, I'll fight you for it

gunshow86de · 04-11-2012, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

*Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*

Someone needs to "research" daggering => CAPZ LOCK

rectifryer · 04-11-2012, 06:59 PM

Classy.

The Uncreator · 04-11-2012, 07:42 PM

Lemmy is the father. By the transitive property of Lemmy.

Valennic · 04-11-2012, 07:44 PM

Classy

JeffFromMtl · 04-11-2012, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucketheadRules

Damn, I think that was me.

Jeff, I'll fight you for it

You can have her. Do what you will with the child and enjoy the herps

Rick · 04-12-2012, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffFromMtl

Well, at least when I find her, I can count on raw-doggin' it to Ace of Spades in a bathroom stall again, you know? For old times' sake. It's been a while.

I will never hear that song the same way again.

BlackMastodon · 04-12-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely.

*Is aware this is almost certainly fake.*

I always thought the same thing, then when I saw Devin Townsend in November '10, I was pretty close to the stage and everyone behind me was pushing me closer, so we were all packed up pretty tight. In front of me were 2 chicks, one was actually quite hot, the other one was her rather rotund friend. You can guess which one I preferred to stand behind.

Also that post wreaks of class.

Greatoliver · 04-12-2012, 03:05 PM

The last line is brutal.

caskettheclown · 04-12-2012, 03:21 PM

One thing I don't get is if you are at a Mastodon concert then why are you worried about making too much noise?

Personally if I was going to screw my girl in a public bathroom at a concert then I wouldn't care about the noise... although the cops would probably catch us haha

Underworld · 04-12-2012, 03:49 PM

That's brutal.

AnarchyDivine88 · 04-12-2012, 03:57 PM

That's funny as hell, even though it's probably fake.

AngstRiddenDreams · 04-12-2012, 05:35 PM

Holy shit that is so damn funny.

KingAenarion · 04-12-2012, 08:41 PM

Do you thrust in on the "Ace" and "spades" syllables?

Or "The" and "Of"...

Life's great questions

Explorer · 04-12-2012, 09:13 PM

No disrespect intended, but if someone had let raw dog at the chocolate starfish, it would just have been a cool story. There's such a thing as not being loose enough.

All I'm saying is that Crimson Darth Vader doesn't always have to stride in through the front door.

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04-11-2012, 03:46 PM	#1
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04-11-2012, 03:49 PM	#2
JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 2,213 Thanked: 116 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	...., and here I was thinking I'd left that life behind when I shaved off my red mohwak and moved to Montreal. poisonelvis, vampiregenocide, Hollowway and 4 others like this. This great blue world of ours seems a house of leaves moments before the wind

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04-11-2012, 04:13 PM	#4
Nonservium ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texarse Posts: 2,074 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	The gift that keeps on giving

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oremus91 Melodeth-er Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 709 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	By her description I kind of wish it was me.

04-11-2012, 04:16 PM	#7
myampslouder SS.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 1,108 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 18 reviews	....! Not again!!

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Stealthdjentstic Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canadia Posts: 19,984 Thanked: 338 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Classy

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vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,096 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Who grinds on someone in a pit?! It's a bit fast for that surely. Is aware this is almost certainly fake. My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

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rectifryer Alabama Pig Roast Join Date: May 2008 Location: Central FL Posts: 754 Thanked: 5 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Classy. Also, there is nthing more I want to do right now then to just reach through this computer screen and slap you in the face. With a fish. A rainbow trout specifically. And even morespecifically, a dead and rotting one. So this way, every time you think of posting the link to this video on any other forum you may just happen to frequent, you will remember the smell of rotting rainbow trout sliding across your greasy face, and quite possibly, refrain from ever posting it again,

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The Uncreator Control The Sun Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: St. Pete Posts: 916 Thanked: 31 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Lemmy is the father. By the transitive property of Lemmy. ilyti, Explorer, caskettheclown and 4 others like this. L A S C A I L L E 'S ☼ S H R O U D Progressive Cosmic Death Metal SoundCloud ☼ Facebook

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04-12-2012, 03:05 PM	#19
Greatoliver Looking to windward Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Cambridge/Suffolk, UK Posts: 879 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	The last line is brutal. Losing sleep at Cambridge uni

04-12-2012, 03:21 PM	#20
caskettheclown Sevenstring GAS Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: odenville alabama Posts: 1,270 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	One thing I don't get is if you are at a Mastodon concert then why are you worried about making too much noise? Personally if I was going to screw my girl in a public bathroom at a concert then I wouldn't care about the noise... although the cops would probably catch us haha

04-12-2012, 03:49 PM	#21
Underworld SS.org Regular Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 1,023 Thanked: 31 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	That's brutal.

04-12-2012, 03:57 PM	#22
AnarchyDivine88 SS.org Regular Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bristol, CT Posts: 638 Thanked: 15 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	That's funny as hell, even though it's probably fake.

04-12-2012, 05:35 PM	#23
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04-12-2012, 08:41 PM	#24
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04-12-2012, 09:13 PM	#25
Explorer He seldomly knows... Join Date: May 2009 Location: Formerly from Cucaramacatacatirimilcote... Posts: 3,696 Thanked: 40 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	No disrespect intended, but if someone had let raw dog at the chocolate starfish, it would just have been a cool story. There's such a thing as not being loose enough. All I'm saying is that Crimson Darth Vader doesn't always have to stride in through the front door. If you don't care enough to research your own question, why should anyone else care more? "Pay no attention to his long winded posts... (Explorer) seldomly knows what he's talking about." Adam Of Angels "Actual knowledge and a google bookmark are very different things." Anonymous neg-repper

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