Help me decide how to deal with my neighbors

[ElRay]

Originally Posted by leftyguitarjoe

Kill them with rock.

A rock covered in bleach and ammonia.

and then PIHB

{Sorry, the thread's three days old and nobody's said it yet.}

Ray

[MJS]

Originally Posted by envenomedcky

... we have terrible neighbors living below us...

Since they're below you, the solution is obvious. Stock up on ipecac and spend all of your free time puking out the windows. When they question the vomit storms, tell them it's an allergic reaction to noise & smoke, so the puking will probably stop when those things do.

[matt397]

Solution: Cl-CH2-CH2-S-CH2-CH2-Cl

To everyone saying that the neighbors have to be meth heads, no, just no. I've had pieces of shit like this for neighbors before who were just straight up alcoholics, fighting day an night, people stopping in for quick visits all day an night, non stop partying an blah blah. This kind of behaviour could be that of Coke, Crack or Meth dealers or any kind of dealer for that matter. Just cause there up all night an day with people coming in an out of there apartment doesn't mean that they are Specifically dealing Meth. Oh an yeah, annonymous call to crime stoppers from a payphone is definately in order

[Explorer]

Originally Posted by Xaios

One other thought though, have you ever talked to these people? What are they like if you, say, pass them in the hall and say a friendly hello? Are they callous to everyone generally?

Although saying hi to all your neighbors isn't a bad idea, I recommend against trying to solve this through neighborly negotiation. I would avoid getting on this group's radar.

I think of people who are willing to scream about things as people who can't really examine how much they might have responsibility for things escalating.

If you try to talk about how you feel, that's purely about you being a whiny little bitch and they won't understand or care.

If you talk about them causing it, it's again purely about you being a whiny little bitch and they won't understand or care.

And you can bet if the cops show up, it's about the cops being pains in the ass, and not about their behavior... but the cops can get things done, regardless of how your noisy neighbors might hate them.

[AngstRiddenDreams]

Blast Brokencyde in front of their door. It'll make anyone want to leave. Just make sure that you have isolating ear buds with some Meshuggah playing so you don't kill yourself.

[Rick]

Originally Posted by ElRay

and then PIHB

{Sorry, the thread's three days old and nobody's said it yet.}

Ray