Pardon the pun's

bob123 · 04-05-2012, 10:22 PM

I wanna see what the best play on word's for "djent" is.

My submission "while my guitar djently weeps" :p

AntoneBigsby · 04-05-2012, 10:25 PM

Bulb is intellidjent

Grand Moff Tim · 04-05-2012, 10:37 PM

I'll have to pardon the apostrophe abuse first, and I'm not sure that's something I can do.

I mean... um...

DJENTRIFICATION OF THE MIDDLE CLASS.

AMIDOINITRITE.

bob123 · 04-05-2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grand Moff Tim

I'll have to pardon the apostrophe abuse first, and I'm not sure that's something I can do.

I mean... um...

DJENTRIFICATION OF THE MIDDLE CLASS.

AMIDOINITRITE.

LMFAO!!! WAY better then mine

BlackMastodon · 04-05-2012, 11:54 PM

League of Extraordinary Djentlemen

Augminished · 04-06-2012, 12:06 AM

Don't worry i'll be djental...

...., I have to go to the djentist!

djentacabra!

Korngod · 04-06-2012, 01:52 AM

Djesus... wasn't there another thread that had these djokes in it?

AnarchyDivine88 · 04-06-2012, 03:11 AM

Well if you're religious I guess you could quote a scripture from the Holy Bulble.

"And all of Bulbs people, both Djew and Djentile, should gather in his name and use compressors and noise gates as a Monuments of christ's Tesseract-tion"

Djentesis 50:27

While I must admit that those words speak Volumes, I personally don't believe in Djesus.

EDIT: Wait why would the Djews recognize the Tesseract-tion? I didn't think that fully through.

Waelstrum · 04-06-2012, 03:16 AM

Pardon the pun's what?

petereanima · 04-06-2012, 03:47 AM

I don't understand this thread, what is this "djent" you are talking about, is it a genre or something?

GazPots · 04-06-2012, 04:01 AM

^^^ FFS i lol'd.

UnderTheSign · 04-06-2012, 04:08 AM

I wish I could kick peoples asses through my computer screen, Red Forman style.

ZEBOV · 04-06-2012, 04:13 AM

I djizzed in my pants.

Django · 04-06-2012, 08:43 AM

My name was Gango once, but I listened to Meshuggah's Soul Burn and my name magically transformed into Django.

Pooluke41 · 04-06-2012, 09:04 AM

It seems that there's a Thallsand of these jokers about...

Django · 04-06-2012, 09:14 AM

Last morning I went to the bakery to get some bread.

Ok, that's way to obvious

Aevolve · 04-06-2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Pardon the apostrophe that shouldn't be there

Fixed.

HeHasTheJazzHands · 04-06-2012, 05:20 PM

Well, this thread is gonna rustle a few people's djimmes.

VBCheeseGrater · 04-06-2012, 05:42 PM

Djentlemen, Can a 5150 Djent?
Be djentle with me - Why won't my amp Djent?

err....wait i think i'm doing it wrong....

nickgray · 04-08-2012, 10:21 PM

Djeronimo!

incinerated_guitar · 04-09-2012, 12:10 AM

Shondjo

Sorry

Had to

JamesM · 04-09-2012, 12:12 AM

Djust stop guys.

incinerated_guitar · 04-09-2012, 12:12 AM

Hey gorgeous, does the carpet match the djrapes?

MFB · 04-09-2012, 12:17 AM

Isn't the "dj" part supposed to represent a "j" or "g" sound?

If so, anyone who's going to make a joke on the "d" sound, this goes out to you :

JamesM · 04-09-2012, 12:18 AM

Djenerally, yes. But, djust like the djenre, this djoke has become djrawn out and djeneric.

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04-05-2012, 10:22 PM	#1
bob123 Banned Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Michigan Posts: 2,282 Thanked: 48 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Pardon the pun's I wanna see what the best play on word's for "djent" is. My submission "while my guitar djently weeps" :p

04-05-2012, 10:25 PM	#2
AntoneBigsby Nerd Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Porter, TX Posts: 466 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Bulb is intellidjent [T H_P]

04-05-2012, 10:37 PM	#3
Grand Moff Tim Some call me... Tim Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Cheongju, SK Posts: 3,596 Thanked: 63 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'll have to pardon the apostrophe abuse first, and I'm not sure that's something I can do. I mean... um... DJENTRIFICATION OF THE MIDDLE CLASS. AMIDOINITRITE. Bigfan, BlackMastodon, Dead Undead and 3 others like this. "We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain." - Walter Winchell "There is no hole in your life small enough to be filled in by Youtube praise." - Chris Bucholz "It is important to be a Jedi." - Mika

04-05-2012, 11:54 PM	#5
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04-06-2012, 12:06 AM	#6
Augminished Augminished Studio Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 670 Thanked: 26 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Don't worry i'll be djental... ...., I have to go to the djentist! djentacabra! bob123 likes this. Check out my Facebook: Augminished-Studio

04-06-2012, 01:52 AM	#7
Korngod i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 838 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Djesus... wasn't there another thread that had these djokes in it? Originally Posted by Necris "Pee in her butt, leave with her television." My Band Website http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...?bandID=969789

04-06-2012, 03:11 AM	#8
AnarchyDivine88 SS.org Regular Join Date: May 2011 Location: Bristol, CT Posts: 637 Thanked: 15 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Well if you're religious I guess you could quote a scripture from the Holy Bulble. "And all of Bulbs people, both Djew and Djentile, should gather in his name and use compressors and noise gates as a Monuments of christ's Tesseract-tion" Djentesis 50:27 While I must admit that those words speak Volumes, I personally don't believe in Djesus. EDIT: Wait why would the Djews recognize the Tesseract-tion? I didn't think that fully through. leandroab, theo, Bigfan and 6 others like this.

04-06-2012, 03:16 AM	#9
Waelstrum All Fourths Advocate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,123 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Pardon the pun's what? leandroab, Bigfan, Grand Moff Tim and 1 others like this. I'm not a hipster, I just act like it ironically. Learning is metal as ..... - SchecterWhore

04-06-2012, 03:47 AM	#10
petereanima Br00tal Bubbly Mofo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Austria Posts: 5,416 Thanked: 103 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I don't understand this thread, what is this "djent" you are talking about, is it a genre or something? GazPots, Fred the Shred, guitarneeraj and 1 others like this. Djentsters will hate this! my band on: facebook reverbnation myspace

04-06-2012, 04:01 AM	#11
GazPots Is A Complete Idiot. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 2,524 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	^^^ FFS i lol'd. http://www.youtube.com/GazPots <--- Guitar vids. www.soundclick.com/GazTop <--- Random Guitar tunes.

04-06-2012, 04:08 AM	#12
UnderTheSign SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: West Coast, The Netherlands Posts: 1,434 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I wish I could kick peoples asses through my computer screen, Red Forman style.

04-06-2012, 04:13 AM	#13
ZEBOV Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Suburbs of Memphis, TN Posts: 2,142 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I djizzed in my pants.

04-06-2012, 08:43 AM	#14
Django Come at me bro Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Bussum (The Netherlands) Posts: 221 Thanked: 13 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My name was Gango once, but I listened to Meshuggah's Soul Burn and my name magically transformed into Django. Bigfan likes this.

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04-06-2012, 05:42 PM	#19
VBCheeseGrater not quite a shredder Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Hampton Roads Posts: 1,747 Thanked: 31 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Djentlemen, Can a 5150 Djent? Be djentle with me - Why won't my amp Djent? err....wait i think i'm doing it wrong.... Ibanez ARZ307, SA32EX Gibson LPJ, Squire II frankenstrat of doom Dual Recto Rev G,6505+, B-52 AT-100 POD XT Pro, Velocity 100

04-09-2012, 12:12 AM	#22
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04-06-2012, 09:14 AM	#16
Django Come at me bro Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Bussum (The Netherlands) Posts: 221 Thanked: 13 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Last morning I went to the bakery to get some bread. Ok, that's way to obvious

04-06-2012, 05:20 PM	#18
HeHasTheJazzHands Eck! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Louisiana Posts: 6,847 Thanked: 47 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well, this thread is gonna rustle a few people's djimmes. AntoneBigsby likes this.

04-08-2012, 10:21 PM	#20
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04-09-2012, 12:10 AM	#21
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04-09-2012, 12:17 AM	#24
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,404 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Isn't the "dj" part supposed to represent a "j" or "g" sound? If so, anyone who's going to make a joke on the "d" sound, this goes out to you : JamesM and Gothic Headhunter like this. (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

04-09-2012, 12:18 AM	#25
JamesM The Armada Join Date: May 2010 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 6,925 Thanked: 86 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Djenerally, yes. But, djust like the djenre, this djoke has become djrawn out and djeneric. theo and BlackMastodon like this. Cloudyhead. Facebook//Twitter//Bandcamp Watch:1,2,3,4,5 Debut Album, Abstraction out now!

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