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JeffFromMtl · 03-24-2012, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Prydogga

Can the monorail outrun the flash?

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Originally Posted by Prydogga

Can Superman outrun the flash?

Nothing can outrun the flash. As evidenced already, he is also a dangerous tool in the hands of all but the most expert photographers.

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Originally Posted by BlackMastodon

1. What happened to Meshuggah re: their latest album?
2. Where is the clitoris?

1. I haven't listened to the new album yet, but I expect it to make a mess in my pants.

2. Look at the vagina as a boat. It's the little man in the bow.

TRENCHLORD · 03-24-2012, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JeffFromMtl

Look at the vagina as a boat. It's the little man in the bow.

Is he the one who's always yelling "I'm king of the world!!!" ?

JeffFromMtl · 03-25-2012, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TRENCHLORD

Is he the one who's always yelling "I'm king of the world!!!" ?

There is one documented case of a "Jack Dawson" making such a scene at the bow of a particularly large boat in early April of 1912.

I, however, consider myself lucky to have never encountered a boat that large or a "passenger" that bold.

gunshow86de · 03-25-2012, 12:18 AM

Oh wise Jeff, when will the new Wintersun album be released?

JeffFromMtl · 03-25-2012, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by gunshow86de

Oh wise Jeff, when will the new Wintersun album be released?

If they knew what was good for them, they'd release it with the first winter sun on the winter solstice, the morning of Decemeber 21st.

But because they're not juggernauts of marketing genius like I am, it will be released in September.

Faine · 03-25-2012, 12:59 AM

Hey Jeff, has anyone really been far as decided
To use even go want to do look more like?

JeffFromMtl · 03-25-2012, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Faine

Hey Jeff, has anyone really been far as decided
To use even go want to do look more like?

Hardly.

ghstofperdition · 03-25-2012, 02:10 AM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if rick santorum was president?

TRENCHLORD · 03-25-2012, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ghstofperdition

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if rick santorum was president?

See there you go on my guy again

.

Well then here's another one;
What is the greatest distance at which you can still tell the difference visually between Santorum and Seinfeld without binaculars telescope ect..

I've done some comparing it's a good laugh.

edit; current Jerry, not when he was younger on the show.

HeHasTheJazzHands · 03-25-2012, 02:24 AM

Can you believe that its not butter?

TRENCHLORD · 03-25-2012, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by HeHasTheJazzHands

Can you believe that its not butter?

VILARIKA · 03-25-2012, 02:46 AM

Hi Jeff,

How long does it take to travel 80 miles at 80 miles per hour?

Django · 03-25-2012, 02:56 AM

Which seat can I take?

BucketheadRules · 03-25-2012, 06:21 AM

Is this guitar?

Dan · 03-25-2012, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JeffFromMtl

If they knew what was good for them, they'd release it with the first winter sun on the winter solstice, the morning of Decemeber 21st.

But because they're not juggernauts of marketing genius like I am, it will be released in September.

Ahh Jeff, you are not as wise as Dan. Knower of all things Wintersun. The album will be released in 2 seperate parts. One in the spring of 2013 and one in the fall of 2013.

vampiregenocide · 03-25-2012, 08:49 AM

A man gets on a train from Norfolk heading at 80mph South. How long before he realises he forgot his important documents, returns home and finds his wife with the milkman?

Pooluke41 · 03-25-2012, 09:02 AM

Oh mighty Jeff, I come far to ask ye a question;

What is the answer to the Ultimate question?

BlackMastodon · 03-25-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Pooluke41

Oh mighty Jeff, I come far to ask ye a question;

What is the answer to the Ultimate question?

42 of course. Now what is the ultimate question?

leandroab · 03-25-2012, 10:14 AM

Silk or satin?

JeffFromMtl · 03-25-2012, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ghstofperdition

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if rick santorum was president?

If what you mean by chucking wood is rubbing boners, I'll have to say that rates should be down from current numbers. There shall be no internet porn in the Santorium.

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Originally Posted by TRENCHLORD

See there you go on my guy again

.

Well then here's another one;
What is the greatest distance at which you can still tell the difference visually between Santorum and Seinfeld without binaculars telescope ect..

I've done some comparing it's a good laugh.

edit; current Jerry, not when he was younger on the show.

Looking from anywhere outside of the Santorium, one will realize that they are one and the same. One just has a better, albeit annoying, sense of humour.

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Originally Posted by HeHasTheJazzHands

Can you believe that its not butter?

Yes. I fall for no such trickery.

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Originally Posted by VILARIKA

Hi Jeff,

How long does it take to travel 80 miles at 80 miles per hour?

About 58 minutes. Maybe whack that in half.

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Originally Posted by Django

Which seat can I take?

Get out of my car. It's Sunday.

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Originally Posted by BucketheadRules

Is this guitar?

ya but imnot troll guys... ive been on the forum longer than yo uguyd

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Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

A man gets on a train from Norfolk heading at 80mph South. How long before he realises he forgot his important documents, returns home and finds his wife with the milkman?

Not long. Any day, now.

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Originally Posted by Pooluke41

Oh mighty Jeff, I come far to ask ye a question;

What is the answer to the Ultimate question?

Why not?

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Originally Posted by BlackMastodon

42 of course. Now what is the ultimate question?

False, but I can forgive you. It's a common misconception. The ultimate question is "Why?".

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Originally Posted by leandroab

Silk or satin?

It's not important. It's a matter of preference and what the material is being used for. I had a pair of silk boxers once, and I hated the way they felt on my junk so I'll conclude that satin is far superior.

AntoneBigsby · 03-25-2012, 01:08 PM

how can you tell when your out of invisible ink? and can you play baseball with a schecter neck?

JeffFromMtl · 03-25-2012, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AntoneBigsby

how can you tell when your out of invisible ink? and can you play baseball with a schecter neck?

Ink, regardless of colour, goes on wet. If you can angle a light correctly, the wet ink will reflect the light in a particular fashion. When the line left by your invisible ink pen no longer reflects, it's time to get a new one.

A Schecter neck, like any other guitar neck, would be more aptly suited to cricket or field hockey than baseball, thanks to its half-cylindrical shape.

AngstRiddenDreams · 03-25-2012, 04:24 PM

this thread

bandinaboy · 03-25-2012, 04:41 PM

What do blind people dream of?

And also,
Why do things become dark when they are wet?

matt397 · 03-25-2012, 05:04 PM

What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do ?

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03-25-2012, 12:59 AM	#31
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