Stupid Questions - Page 2

metal_sam14 · 04-01-2012, 10:36 PM

Are you the computer tech?

This is asked to me while I sit in my office, at my computer, surrounded by computer parts, with the helpdesk open looking at all the faults logged.

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ZEBOV · 04-01-2012, 10:38 PM

A girl I work with said "I think I'm pregnant." Another coworker asked "How?"

ghstofperdition · 04-01-2012, 10:39 PM

Q: How can you lean so far to the left [politically] and not fall over?
A: Because I'm not weighed down by bigotry and sheeple mentality.

AngstRiddenDreams · 04-01-2012, 10:46 PM

^

ghstofperdition · 04-01-2012, 10:50 PM

I should also add that my boobs act as a pretty good counter-weight.

Church2224 · 04-01-2012, 11:11 PM

I work at the Hardware Department of Walmart and I mix a lot of paint. The most common question I have is "What color looks best in my house?"

.....I don't live in your house. How in the hell can I tell that?

Or when I have my blue shirt and tan pants on and I have my name tag on my shirt people still ask "Excuse me do you work here?"

Nope! It's Halloween again and I am going as a Walmart Associate!

Also my mom pulled this one the other say "Honey I heard you snoring, are you awake?"

Now I am!

Also the ones when people ask why my name is Church and they think it is because I am religious, they are not stupid at all, they just make me laugh. Why? not sure I just think it is funny.

MFB · 04-01-2012, 11:13 PM

Gah, I hated wearing my darker-than-work-shirt-blue polo and khakis WITH lanyard and have people come up and go "Do you work here?"

Nope, this is for fun because I lead that pathetic of a life. You've solved my elaborate prank.

ghstofperdition · 04-01-2012, 11:25 PM

Reminds me of my days with Walmart Ben. People can be really dumb at times.

MFB · 04-01-2012, 11:51 PM

I wish it was Walmart, I was unfortunately a WalGREENS employee

We were a competitor of the 'Mart, but unfortunately we were in a slum surrounded by welfare folks and pedophiles (literally, I'm willing to post pics from Family Watchdog)

ghstofperdition · 04-02-2012, 12:01 AM

That sucks.

I worked as a shoe sales associate when I was at walmart and I remember from time to time people would come to me while I was at the front of the shoe department and ask me, "Excuse me, do you know where the shoe department is?"
My response in my head would always be, "No clue, I just like hording all these shoes for my personal use."

MFB · 04-02-2012, 12:11 AM

"There's no 'shoe department' here, only I! THE SHOE KING!"

(King is away on "business" now, please address the queen)

ghstofperdition · 04-02-2012, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFB

"There's no 'shoe department' here, only I! THE SHOE KING!"

(King is away on "business" now, please address the queen)

That deserves some rep....

SeanSan · 04-02-2012, 03:52 AM

Conversation with my mother.

Mom:"What's the name of your teacher?"

Me:"Ms.******"

Mom:"Boy or girl?"

Me:

Mom:

Then she lectures me about respect.

BucketheadRules · 04-02-2012, 05:11 AM

Is this guitar?

I know, old joke is old.

bob123 · 04-02-2012, 12:01 PM

The dumbest question of them all...

"Do you REALLY need another guitar?"........

BornToLooze · 04-02-2012, 02:15 PM

How come one of your guitars has 4 strings?

......I couldn't afford the other 2

Rev2010 · 04-02-2012, 02:33 PM

How about, "Can I ask you a question?". You just did numbnuts. I don't even understand the point of asking that anyway, just ask the question you initially intended.

And also all wife "How does this outfit look?" questions simply because no matter how you answer they are going to be disappointed, take it off, and try on other shit anyway for the next hour. All while asking the same question over and over again

Rev.

BIG ND SWEATY · 04-02-2012, 04:04 PM

Q: why is your hair so long?
A: it is? this is news to me

Q: are you ever gonna cut your hair?
A: are you gonna ask a serious question?

Q: can i touch your hair?
A: what makes you think i want weird people touching my hair?

Q: wheres mexico?
A: *points to canada*

BlackMastodon · 04-02-2012, 05:09 PM

Question I get from my mom all the time when she comes home from work:
Her: "Mike!"
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Are you home?"
Me: "...Unfortunately"

Xaios · 04-02-2012, 05:11 PM

"If you cross the international date line on your birthday, do you still get presents?"

JStraitiff · 04-02-2012, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG ND SWEATY

Q: why is your hair so long?
A: it is? this is news to me

Q: are you ever gonna cut your hair?
A: are you gonna ask a serious question?

Q: can i touch your hair?
A: what makes you think i want weird people touching my hair?

Q: wheres mexico?
A: *points to canada*

Seriously. Why are people so thrown off by long hair? I can only imagine whats going on in their heads.

A) They are just that ....ing stupid
B) They are passing judgement about long hair and expecting that one day i will realize that you just simply CANNOT have long hair. You just cant do it.

Lmfao.

decypher · 04-02-2012, 07:32 PM

Partner's boss came over for dinner, while touring the house he looked into my office / music room and asks "do you play guitar?" - "no, I play drums, but guitars look better on the wall and a guitar stack in the corner looks cooler than a drum kit".

(that always reminds me of the shows on TV like "House Hunters" - people enter a room and say "oh, this is the kitchen?" (the room contains a fridge, a stove, a sink, a countertop, cabinets... - no, I don't think it's the bedroom))

"'Italian' is a language????" - my partners nephew's (42) then new girlfriend (22)... at dinner. Important detail: She disappeared to the washroom (or more appropriately "powder room") serveral times and came back in a noticably "good mood"

. apparently there is the one or other addiction issue going on...

Jakke · 04-02-2012, 07:40 PM

This was not personally asked to me, and more of a rethorical one. But a friend of mine got this question from a canadian (my friend is also swedish). She went up to a map of the world and said: "Have you noticed how close Sweden is to Russia????"

This combined with the realization that we are all godless communists over here, and that relative proximity to Putin governed Russia apparently makes you a communist..

Also, when I issue the following statement "I am an atheist" (and everyone knows all atheists are communists)
-YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD???

No, I felt it appropriate to specifically mention my disbelief in the egyptian gods, a religion which has been dead for centuries and centuries.

ZEBOV · 04-03-2012, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church2224

I work at the Hardware Department of Walmart and I mix a lot of paint. The most common question I have is "What color looks best in my house?"

.....I don't live in your house. How in the hell can I tell that?

Or when I have my blue shirt and tan pants on and I have my name tag on my shirt people still ask "Excuse me do you work here?"

Nope! It's Halloween again and I am going as a Walmart Associate!

Also my mom pulled this one the other say "Honey I heard you snoring, are you awake?"

Now I am!

Also the ones when people ask why my name is Church and they think it is because I am religious, they are not stupid at all, they just make me laugh. Why? not sure I just think it is funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFB

Gah, I hated wearing my darker-than-work-shirt-blue polo and khakis WITH lanyard and have people come up and go "Do you work here?"

Nope, this is for fun because I lead that pathetic of a life. You've solved my elaborate prank.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghstofperdition

Reminds me of my days with Walmart Ben. People can be really dumb at times.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghstofperdition

That sucks.

I worked as a shoe sales associate when I was at walmart and I remember from time to time people would come to me while I was at the front of the shoe department and ask me, "Excuse me, do you know where the shoe department is?"
My response in my head would always be, "No clue, I just like hording all these shoes for my personal use."

Twice about a month ago, I was wearing my Domino's Pizza uniform inside Wal-mart. Something to remember is that the franchise I work for probably has the strictest dress code out of all of the franchises: black slacks (not jeans), black belt, shirt tucked in (unless it's a chef shirt), a Domino's hat or visor, and no 5'o'clock shadow. I had at least 3 Domino's Pizza logos on me.
So I went to Wal-mart to get dishwashing detergent (the thing that pumped it into the tap water was broken). And some guy asked me where the phone chargers were. I said "Probably in electronics." He asked "Probably? You work here and you don't know where they are?" And I snapped. "What the .... makes you think I work in this shithole?! Don't you see the Domino's Pizza logos all over me? And look! My shirt is tucked in! Since when have Wal-mart employees tucked their shirts in? I look a hell of a lot sharper than they do, but that doesn't mean I work here."
The second time I went there wearing my work clothes, I was off the clock, so my visor was off and my shirt wasn't tucked in.... and someone simply asked if I worked there. I just said I work for Domino's.

Here's something else that gets on my nerves: I step out of my truck that is clearly labeled with "Domino's Pizza" with the oven bag in my hand, and the occasional pedestrian sometimes says "What's up, Pizza Hut!"

BlackMastodon · 04-03-2012, 12:19 PM

Man, if my work had a policy against 5 o'clock shadow I would be screwed. I can't be bothered to shave 2 days in a row unless it's just the 'stache; can't stand the razor burn. Thank god for working in a factory.

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04-01-2012, 10:36 PM	#26
metal_sam14 Tard Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Launceston, Tasmania Posts: 3,082 Thanked: 46 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Are you the computer tech? This is asked to me while I sit in my office, at my computer, surrounded by computer parts, with the helpdesk open looking at all the faults logged. ... Check out my solo stuff: http://samlocke.bandcamp.com Australian Instrumental Prog!

04-01-2012, 10:39 PM	#28
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,593 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Q: How can you lean so far to the left [politically] and not fall over? A: Because I'm not weighed down by bigotry and sheeple mentality. Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

04-01-2012, 10:46 PM	#29
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04-01-2012, 10:50 PM	#30
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04-01-2012, 10:38 PM	#27
ZEBOV Banned Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Suburbs of Memphis, TN Posts: 2,142 Thanked: 38 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	A girl I work with said "I think I'm pregnant." Another coworker asked "How?"

04-01-2012, 11:11 PM	#31
Church2224 Guitar Whore Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Richmond VA Posts: 2,531 Thanked: 96 $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Church2224 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I work at the Hardware Department of Walmart and I mix a lot of paint. The most common question I have is "What color looks best in my house?" .....I don't live in your house. How in the hell can I tell that? Or when I have my blue shirt and tan pants on and I have my name tag on my shirt people still ask "Excuse me do you work here?" Nope! It's Halloween again and I am going as a Walmart Associate! Also my mom pulled this one the other say "Honey I heard you snoring, are you awake?" Now I am! Also the ones when people ask why my name is Church and they think it is because I am religious, they are not stupid at all, they just make me laugh. Why? not sure I just think it is funny. Current GAS- ESP Standard and LTD Elite M-IIs Jackson USA Select Sl2h Jackson Chris Broderick Schecter USA Hollywood Classic FR Charvel Pro Mods

04-01-2012, 11:13 PM	#32
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,391 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	Gah, I hated wearing my darker-than-work-shirt-blue polo and khakis WITH lanyard and have people come up and go "Do you work here?" Nope, this is for fun because I lead that pathetic of a life. You've solved my elaborate prank. (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

04-01-2012, 11:25 PM	#33
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,593 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Reminds me of my days with Walmart Ben. People can be really dumb at times. Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

04-01-2012, 11:51 PM	#34
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,391 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	I wish it was Walmart, I was unfortunately a WalGREENS employee We were a competitor of the 'Mart, but unfortunately we were in a slum surrounded by welfare folks and pedophiles (literally, I'm willing to post pics from Family Watchdog) (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

04-02-2012, 12:01 AM	#35
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,593 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	That sucks. I worked as a shoe sales associate when I was at walmart and I remember from time to time people would come to me while I was at the front of the shoe department and ask me, "Excuse me, do you know where the shoe department is?" My response in my head would always be, "No clue, I just like hording all these shoes for my personal use." Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

04-02-2012, 12:11 AM	#36
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,391 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 12 reviews	"There's no 'shoe department' here, only I! THE SHOE KING!" (King is away on "business" now, please address the queen) JamesM likes this. (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

04-02-2012, 03:52 AM	#38
SeanSan ss.org Regular Join Date: May 2011 Location: Philippines Posts: 37 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Conversation with my mother. Mom:"What's the name of your teacher?" Me:"Ms.******" Mom:"Boy or girl?" Me: Mom: Then she lectures me about respect.

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04-02-2012, 12:01 PM	#40
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04-02-2012, 02:15 PM	#41
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04-02-2012, 02:33 PM	#42
Rev2010 SS Contributor Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New York, NY Posts: 3,204 Thanked: 33 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	How about, "Can I ask you a question?". You just did numbnuts. I don't even understand the point of asking that anyway, just ask the question you initially intended. And also all wife "How does this outfit look?" questions simply because no matter how you answer they are going to be disappointed, take it off, and try on other shit anyway for the next hour. All while asking the same question over and over again Rev. bob123 likes this.

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04-02-2012, 07:32 PM	#47
decypher SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 404 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Partner's boss came over for dinner, while touring the house he looked into my office / music room and asks "do you play guitar?" - "no, I play drums, but guitars look better on the wall and a guitar stack in the corner looks cooler than a drum kit". (that always reminds me of the shows on TV like "House Hunters" - people enter a room and say "oh, this is the kitchen?" (the room contains a fridge, a stove, a sink, a countertop, cabinets... - no, I don't think it's the bedroom)) "'Italian' is a language????" - my partners nephew's (42) then new girlfriend (22)... at dinner. Important detail: She disappeared to the washroom (or more appropriately "powder room") serveral times and came back in a noticably "good mood" . apparently there is the one or other addiction issue going on...

04-02-2012, 07:40 PM	#48
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04-03-2012, 12:19 PM	#50
BlackMastodon \m/ (ﾟДﾟ) \m/ Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Windsor, ON Posts: 3,156 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Man, if my work had a policy against 5 o'clock shadow I would be screwed. I can't be bothered to shave 2 days in a row unless it's just the 'stache; can't stand the razor burn. Thank god for working in a factory. Metal_Webb likes this. "Metal is for Vikings; if you're not a Viking, get off the boat." - The Beard "He doesn't even like Metallica, that's how metal he is." - My friend describing my musical tastes to her friends.

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