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Unread 02-24-2012, 10:00 PM   #1
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Then she said "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now take off my bra and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said...

















"I don't ever want to catch you wearing my things ever again."

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Unread 02-24-2012, 10:05 PM   #2
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Unread 02-24-2012, 10:23 PM   #4
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Was not expecting that!

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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?

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Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have one. It's ok even to be proud of it.

But please don't pull it out in public and start waving it around. And definitely don't force it down the throats of my children."-genome

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Unread 02-24-2012, 11:35 PM   #7
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Unread 02-24-2012, 11:44 PM   #8
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need more jokes on here..
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Unread 02-25-2012, 12:39 AM   #10
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My eyes rolled, and I slapped my knees in mock-heehaw fashion...




And yet, I still can't deny it was funny.

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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?
I am SO tempted to quote this in my sig

Damn you and OP for catching me at 2:30 in the morning when my slap-happiness is at its peak

edit: sigged
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what am i supposed to do with my boner ?
i dont know about you but i finished

also surprised there hasn't been a post your jokes here thread
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Unread 02-25-2012, 03:19 AM   #13
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Hahahaha I be lol'ing braawh

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Hm..I'd never wear that bitch's tired ass clothes..I have dignity..my skirts are nice
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Hm..I'd never wear that bitch's tired ass clothes..I have dignity..my skirts are nice


but what about your SHOES???
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HAHAAA! Good one!

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I am SO tempted to quote this in my sig

Damn you and OP for catching me at 2:30 in the morning when my slap-happiness is at its peak

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?










IT WAS TOO TIRED


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of a pond?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front on your door?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the middle of a pond?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on your wall?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front on your door?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs on your barbecue?

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What do you call a girl with one leg?

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Has anyone in your jokes got all four limbs?
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