Shit metal guitarists say.

Rick · 01-30-2012, 06:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZPMtoKl4JFY

Empryrean · 01-30-2012, 06:26 PM

Nickelback sucks

Anthony · 01-30-2012, 06:27 PM

This thread is great and all, but it can use more mids.

heilarkyguitar · 01-30-2012, 06:36 PM

Thats funny. JESUS BRUTAL!!!!

Alpenglow · 01-30-2012, 06:56 PM

Quote:

I don't really know what this one does, but I leave it on all the time.

- Every dumbass scene guitarist in my area with a noise gate.

bandinaboy · 01-30-2012, 07:44 PM

Sounded like two jokes over and over again. Need a Shit djent fanatics say video.

SirMyghin · 01-30-2012, 07:51 PM

They missed the various sentences with 'real metal' in them such as 'at least I listen to real metal', and other such nonsense

Cheesebuiscut · 01-30-2012, 07:54 PM

The mid knob was the best part for me.

I know people maaaan.

CYBERSYN · 01-30-2012, 07:57 PM

"Turn the gain up" should be in there.

Double A · 01-30-2012, 08:07 PM

I think they forgot to make it funny.

TomPerverteau · 01-30-2012, 08:17 PM

I figured I'd hear "epic." Or is that one old-hat now?

troyguitar · 01-30-2012, 09:08 PM

brutal

Xaios · 01-30-2012, 09:08 PM

This one is great too, and probably represents us SS.org folk a bit more accurately:

AngstRiddenDreams · 01-30-2012, 11:31 PM

Yup, hit the bulls-eye.

broj15 · 01-31-2012, 12:07 AM

Nickelback actually does suck lol. And to the second video: I loose picks/ re find them all the time. And usually do hold them in my mouth.

ZOMB13 · 01-31-2012, 01:02 AM

"is that a (insert brand)? that brand sucks"

Stealthdjentstic · 01-31-2012, 01:07 AM

"WOW YOUR TONE IS AWESOME, WAT AMP U USE Br0!?"

"I actually didn't use amps, I like them for practicing and what not but I find it much easier to use amp sims or my pod."

"Dude your tone sucks, don't you know u need teh tu0bz?!"

Murmel · 01-31-2012, 01:40 AM

"Single coils are gay"

^
Not too few metal guitarists that I've met

Explorer · 01-31-2012, 01:52 AM

I can't say about metal guitarists in general, but here's one I've gotten here on SS.org more than a dozen times:

"Why are you posting about that here? Everyone knows that SevenString.org is supposed to be a metal forum!"

I normally point out that if it were meant to be solely a metal forum, instead of an extended range guitar forum, they probably should have named it something like "MetalGuitarPlayer.org." That way, even the slowest person like me could find it, if that was what I was looking for.

Now that I mention it again, I have to ask... why isn't there a site serving that particular niche? Clearly if there was, even the densest person could find it through a search engine.

It definitely seems like someone is missing out on an opportunity.

Bloody_Inferno · 01-31-2012, 01:58 AM

Is it wrong for me to find one of the links on the right funnier? IE: This one?

The mids part on the OP did make me laugh though.

cwhitey2 · 01-31-2012, 02:49 AM

"i dont know what this pedal does...but I leave it on."

theo · 01-31-2012, 03:28 AM

I find myself saying brutal all the time :c

straightshreddd · 01-31-2012, 03:48 AM

Yeah, only like 2 things they said made me chuckle. But, when he was doing that yoga stretch and said ".... nickelback" I definitely laughed. lol

CrushingAnvil · 01-31-2012, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double A

I think they forgot to make it funny.

I think they forgot to be accurate, too.

3 Inches of Blood do not approve!

SchecterWhore · 01-31-2012, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by straightshreddd

Yeah, only like 2 things they said made me chuckle. But, when he was doing that yoga stretch and said ".... nickelback" I definitely laughed. lol

That made me think of Paul Masvidal. He'd write some new-agey article about some transcendental experience he had in Eindhoven, come home, lay out the yoga mat and mutter ".... Nickelback" while getting into a frog pose.

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01-30-2012, 06:22 PM	#1
Rick SENSUAL CAPTAIN Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 16,113 Thanked: 101 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Shit metal guitarists say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=ZPMtoKl4JFY AxeHappy likes this. Head of Agile Gestapo Line 6 XDS95-->Line 6 POD X3 Pro-->Matrix GT800FX-->Line 6 Spidervalve 4x12 cabinet https://www.facebook.com/thealphaandtheomegamusic

01-30-2012, 06:26 PM	#2
Empryrean Haahh!? Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Merced, CA Posts: 4,063 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Nickelback sucks right_to_rage, Konfyouzd, AxeHappy and 1 others like this. [ry_z] 4:17 am: You looked tiredness in the face, flexed, and canceled it.

01-30-2012, 06:27 PM	#3
Anthony dude you're a koala Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Nassau Long Island Posts: 4,736 Thanked: 55 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This thread is great and all, but it can use more mids. Randy, bandinaboy, Deadnightshade and 4 others like this.

01-30-2012, 06:36 PM	#4
heilarkyguitar Brown note Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: mid-west IL Posts: 565 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Thats funny. JESUS BRUTAL!!!! AxeHappy likes this. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...EJP1NLqTEGtHO-

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01-30-2012, 07:44 PM	#6
bandinaboy SS.org Unsui Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Westhampton Beach, NY Posts: 381 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Sounded like two jokes over and over again. Need a Shit djent fanatics say video. signalgrey, Deadnightshade and geohuete like this.

01-30-2012, 07:51 PM	#7
SirMyghin The Dirt Guy Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Anywhere but here. Posts: 7,160 Thanked: 41 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	They missed the various sentences with 'real metal' in them such as 'at least I listen to real metal', and other such nonsense Deadnightshade, AxeHappy, Bigfan and 1 others like this. Guitar techs are for sissies. Learn some damn music theory, don't complain, and you'll be a better person. -Schecterwhore Show me a truly awesome guitar for under $1000 and I'll show you hateful lies.

01-30-2012, 07:54 PM	#8
Cheesebuiscut Loves his Q-tuners Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 4,072 Thanked: 45 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	The mid knob was the best part for me. I know people maaaan. Deadnightshade, Waelstrum, AxeHappy and 2 others like this.

01-30-2012, 07:57 PM	#9
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01-30-2012, 08:07 PM	#10
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01-30-2012, 08:17 PM	#11
TomPerverteau Tube & Analog Snob Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Beaverton, OR Posts: 1,303 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I figured I'd hear "epic." Or is that one old-hat now? "I don't think I have ever seen a guitar with an input jack."

01-30-2012, 09:08 PM	#12
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01-31-2012, 12:07 AM	#15
broj15 SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: The middle of a corn field, IN Posts: 1,443 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Nickelback actually does suck lol. And to the second video: I loose picks/ re find them all the time. And usually do hold them in my mouth. geohuete likes this. "At least Deathcore was heavy as shit when done right, this new stuff sounds like if meshuggah and taking back sunday had a homosexual he/she creature when bred together." -- Some dude on youtube

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Explorer He seldomly knows... Join Date: May 2009 Location: Formerly from Cucaramacatacatirimilcote... Posts: 3,695 Thanked: 40 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I can't say about metal guitarists in general, but here's one I've gotten here on SS.org more than a dozen times: "Why are you posting about that here? Everyone knows that SevenString.org is supposed to be a metal forum!" I normally point out that if it were meant to be solely a metal forum, instead of an extended range guitar forum, they probably should have named it something like "MetalGuitarPlayer.org." That way, even the slowest person like me could find it, if that was what I was looking for. Now that I mention it again, I have to ask... why isn't there a site serving that particular niche? Clearly if there was, even the densest person could find it through a search engine. It definitely seems like someone is missing out on an opportunity. Murmel, Bigfan and Razzy like this. If you don't care enough to research your own question, why should anyone else care more? "Pay no attention to his long winded posts... (Explorer) seldomly knows what he's talking about." Adam Of Angels "Actual knowledge and a google bookmark are very different things." Anonymous neg-repper

01-31-2012, 01:58 AM	#20
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01-31-2012, 02:49 AM	#21
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01-31-2012, 03:28 AM	#22
theo Ibanez whore Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, Au Posts: 3,119 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I find myself saying brutal all the time :c incinerated_guitar likes this.

01-31-2012, 03:48 AM	#23
straightshreddd SS.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: South Jersey Posts: 918 Thanked: 5 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Yeah, only like 2 things they said made me chuckle. But, when he was doing that yoga stretch and said ".... nickelback" I definitely laughed. lol geohuete likes this.

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