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Unread 09-25-2011, 12:28 PM   #26
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Even aside from that Ryan Dunn joke, her performance wasn't funny at all. Same applies Antony Jeselnik.

Jeff Ross and Patrice O'Neal however had me in stitches.
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Unread 09-25-2011, 03:05 PM   #27
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Her set wasn't funny. There's a difference between being a good comedian with solid writing and just going up there and being a straight up bitch. I didn't laugh once to a single thing she said.

However, I did like the "After all the abuse to your lungs, heart and kidney's, the only thing you've managed to lose are your kids!" Now THAT was funny. Ha ha ha.
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besides the dunn joke i thought she was hilarious
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The Dunn joke was pretty bad, so was the Amy Winehouse one that someone else made, was it Seth McFarlane?

I never liked anything Amy Winehouse did but it was pretty ....ing low. At least Seth has the reputation to back it up, Amy I literally never heard of until the roast and you could tell Steve-O didn't appreciate the joke at all. Roasts are all about the low blows though. I think Patrice took a lot of unnecessary shit, as did Charlie's ex wife, and people abused the .... out of Mike Tyson. I actually found Mike Tyson to be the funniest, he got Seth brilliantly with the "I'm not the only one who can make a living borrowing from Homer" joke.

Amy Schumer is just lucky she wasn't roasting Joan Rivers. Joan would have torn her a new one so wide, her food would have come out whole. Joan is ....ing brutal.
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Mike Tyson was funnier in his chair haha

"if Amy had as many dick going out as she did going in, she'd look like a porcupine!"

hahahaha but still, shatner was the best! his set was so shatnery!
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I did not see the ryan dunn comment until now. . . Wow i get that roasts are meant to be harsh but you should never make a joke about the dead regardless of circumstance, especially to those who cared for them. What a pathetic bint.
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yeah, they're brutal. i find them amusing. don't go if you don't want to get hit.
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Wow everyone is so sensitive. She took a shot at Steve O not Ryann Dunn. Like Ancestor said "don't go if you don't want to get hit." The same applies to watching the roast. If something offends you don't watch it.
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Wow everyone is so sensitive. She took a shot at Steve O not Ryann Dunn. Like Ancestor said "don't go if you don't want to get hit." The same applies to watching the roast. If something offends you don't watch it.
How do you know if something offends you unless you watch it? Besides it doesn't offend me, it offended Steve-O. Dunn may not have been the punchline but to use someone's death as the start of a joke is still equally lame. You just don't do that to someone's face.
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^Yeah good point man^

I like watching a roast where they are just brutal. I guess that's just me.
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also they're celebs. it is (believe it or not) an honor to get torn apart at these things. the guest of honor is supposed to get the worst of it.

and i've heard a lot worse. good god. the things that get said about lampanelli... and the stuff she says? just absolutely brutal.

lol... damm. i'm actually starting to laugh like a retard here by myself just thinking about it.
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I think roasts are effective comedy if the person doing them is intelligent enough to make witty remarks and jokes about that character (which can be very brutal but should be worked in a way that makes for comedy) but bluntly abusing someone and having so little material that you have to resort to using jokes about their recently passed freinds is pathetic whichever way you look at it.
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Why does anyone even give a shit about Ryan Dunn? Dude was driving while drunk as .... and wrapped his car around a tree. Good ....ing riddance, and we're lucky he didn't take out anyone aside from the person who was stupid enough to get in the car with his drunk ass.
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Why does anyone even give a shit about Ryan Dunn? Dude was driving while drunk as .... and wrapped his car around a tree. Good ....ing riddance, and we're lucky he didn't take out anyone aside from the person who was stupid enough to get in the car with his drunk ass.
I don't imagine anyone here does, myself included. However, Steve-O obviously does care, being as they were best friends, and the joke she made was in tremendously bad taste, even if it wasn't about Ryan. You simply don't drag up someone's pain and throw it in their face for cheap laughs. There is a line, and she crossed it.

The other stuff she said was pretty funny though, especially about Mike Tyson's tattoo. William Shatner's set also called me.

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As was said, if you don't like roasts, don't attend/watch them. The whole point is to tear people apart, and in the worst ways possible. My advice? Develop thicker skin and a better sense of humor. Steve-O should have know that Ryan Dunn was going to be brought up. It was in recent news, and therefore at the front of people's minds. If it wasn't Amy, it would've been somebody else.

And the joke was that we all preferred that Steve-O died as opposed to Ryan Dunn, and I whole-heartedly agree with that.


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So its funny to take the piss out of peoples dead freinds to their face? I must just need 'thicker skin and a better sense of humor' to understand that....

As I stated resorting to making jokes about someones freind who has passed (especially so recent) is imo tasteless and shows little imagination in the comedian, a better comedian wouldn't have to resort to shock to get a laugh.
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However, Steve-O obviously does care
And why the hell should anyone care about Steve-O, or care about anything Stev-O cares about? Fairly obvious that he don't care about himself, or at times he is the only one he does care about (himself).

He's litaraly that "jackass" we all have dealt with on the job, at school, at parties, at shows, or where ever, that completely depends on everyone's constant and undying attention just to feel good about himself.

Even at the roast, he had his turn, he wasn't that funny (I wouldn't do well either by the way), so what does he do to get attention?

He charges into Tysons stiffly held fist!!!
Maybe I like him after all.
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Oh man, someone said something hurtful on tv?

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So its funny to take the piss out of peoples dead freinds to their face? I must just need 'thicker skin and a better sense of humor' to understand that....

As I stated resorting to making jokes about someones freind who has passed (especially so recent) is imo tasteless and shows little imagination in the comedian, a better comedian wouldn't have to resort to shock to get a laugh.
Somehow, people arent understanding that the point of a roast is to state mean and hateful shit under the guise of comedy. Im willing to bet that Amy and Steve-O worked shit out afterwards and the only people still mad about it are people that arent involved in the situation.

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Should I get pissed ever time a gay/fat joke gets thrown around at a roast because Im both fat and bi? Or be ready to tear into people when Andy Dick is put down as a cockslut just because he likes both men and women? No. Roasters are nothing more than real life trolls doing what trolls do best; troll the .... out of everybody.
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