Quotes that you f**king hate - Page 2

BigPhi84 · 08-27-2011, 10:02 AM

THIS ONE!!!! It's so annoying and it's usually quoted by chicks that have "dirty whorish mouths"!!!

Sure, that attitude might be cool when said chick is young and hot, but if she has that same attitude at 50 years old, I'm absolutely sure that no one will want anything to do with those herpes encrusted lips (pick a pair... your choice).

Ancestor · 08-27-2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucketheadRules

This, I hate hate hate hate hate that Monroe quote. So many girls on my Facebook seem to love it, and I can't work out what the hell is so great about it... it's a load of bull.

it's great for women who want to absolve themselves of their bad behavior. it's also a great warning sign for me to run the other direction. ha

but seriously, it is idiotic. :|

Xaios · 08-27-2011, 05:39 PM

Anything from "V For Vendetta."

That is all.

vhmetalx · 08-27-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demiurge

Every time sayings get discussed, I always have to say that the one that chaps my ass the most is, "everything happens for a reason."

It's perhaps just crass to appeal to the notion that we live on a cruel plant hurtling through the cosmos so very very alone blah blah blah, but on the other hand, this level of cognitive dissonance- it's disgusting how people think it's inspiring. To me, it's inspiring to believe that when bad things happen, we are not completely at the mercy of an agency outside of our own- that we still have the ability to do the right thing when wrong things happen.

I know someone that got this tattoo'd across his chest.

Ninetyfour · 08-27-2011, 05:59 PM

"I'm just being me."
"I am who I am."
"It's called being original."

Yeah, I ....ing hate hipsters.

Jakke · 08-27-2011, 06:19 PM

"Carpe Diem" - Cheeziest damn quote on this green earth, to make matters worse people who say it looks smugly on me like intelligence=remembering a latin phrase consisting of two words.

"The chinese word for problem is opportunity" - I don't even want to comment on the stupidity on that one...

"Everything happen for a reason" - Yeah, your life sucks, but hey, it's not your fault, everything happens for a reason.....

"The sky is the limit" - As soon as I see/hear this I picture a sterile real estate agency with carbon-copy employees, trying to get me as customer, or try to make me give up real science, and come to work there. Then I see myself hacking my face off with a blunt chainsaw to get away from said office and employees.

"Stick and stones may break my bones..." - Yeah yeah ,and a fork in your eye will hurt like hell too...

Ibanezsam4 · 08-27-2011, 06:24 PM

"there's something about rhode island girls that makes them unique from any other girls. maybe its the way they dress, or how well they drink their beers; maybe its the way they think about how quickly they can get to the beach when they wake up in the morning. perhaps its the way they've mastered keg stands in stilettos and a skirt, or how no matter how dressed up they get on a tuesday night they can still be underdressed. although it could be the way they take over the beach and their town in their short skirts and sandals once it hits 65 degrees... no matter what it is there is nothing like an ri girl." - playboy magazine

very often posted on FB.... believe me... playboy exaggerated... a lot

Breakdown · 08-27-2011, 06:28 PM

"live life" and "live life to the fullest". I understand what people mean when they say it but it's usually used towards people who don't spend and have no desire to spend every hour of everyday socializing or partying.

liamh · 08-27-2011, 06:31 PM

^haha, can I also add "Anything is possible"
....No. No its ....ing not.

groph · 08-27-2011, 06:42 PM

You've got to dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's noBDIGJFJDNFNFJAFHFAAAUAUAUUUUUUCCKK

That one is probably the worst. Baseless idealism.

Reion · 08-27-2011, 06:54 PM

Pulled straight out off fb: "Why try so hard to fit in when you where made to stick out?"

"It's not what you do in life that defines you, it's who you are!"

All.
Of.
My.
Hate.

metaljohn · 08-27-2011, 07:38 PM

I think people use the the "everything happens for a reason" to justify bad things that happen that are out of our control, ie - natural disasters, being killed in an accident, dying from cancer or the like.

No, sometimes bad shit just happens.

MFB · 08-27-2011, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakke

"The sky is the limit" - As soon as I see/hear this I picture a sterile real estate agency with carbon-copy employees, trying to get me as customer, or try to make me give up real science, and come to work there. Then I see myself hacking my face off with a blunt chainsaw to get away from said office and employees.

That's why I much prefer the Steven Wright version, "'The sky's the limit' said the pessimist astronaut"

bostjan · 08-27-2011, 08:31 PM

I enjoy quotes because they are invariably taken out of context and often applied miles away from the intention used when they were first said.

Most often, these quotes amuse me, and quite often the person saying the quote had no idea what he/she was talking about at the time.

I do believe that it makes life more enjoyable to take (almost) everything as an opportunity to influence your own world in whatever way you desire. It is pretty humorous when people over-react to tiny things like missing an episode of a tv show as though they lost a loved one, but I don't run into this much in my life.

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Thanks for the mind-blowing advice, Yogi.

vampiregenocide · 08-27-2011, 08:49 PM

NINJAD

Antimatter · 08-27-2011, 10:54 PM

I hate all quotes. Why don't you come up with your own catch phrase like everyone else

ScrotieMcBoogerballs · 08-27-2011, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antimatter

I hate all quotes. Why don't you come up with your own catch phrase like everyone else

Too mainstream.

gunshow86de · 08-27-2011, 11:31 PM

These two are huge pet peeves of mine, not so much quotes as they are sayings. But still............

"It is what it is." - the maxim of the defeatist.

"Haters gonna hate." - a person(s) has a problem with my behavior, but I am far too narcissistic to reflect on that, must be their problem

Skanky · 08-27-2011, 11:39 PM

Ancestor · 08-28-2011, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunshow86de

These two are huge pet peeves of mine, not so much quotes as they are sayings. But still............

"It is what it is." - the maxim of the defeatist.

"Haters gonna hate." - a person(s) has a problem with my behavior, but I am far too narcissistic to reflect on that, must be their problem

oh yeah! i forgot about that! "it is what it is."

oh, man... that one annoys me. what it really means is "i'm not going to fix it."

the worst part is i catch myself puking up this same nonsense after awhile. agh!

Ancestor · 08-28-2011, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by metaljohn

I think people use the the "everything happens for a reason" to justify bad things that happen that are out of our control, ie - natural disasters, being killed in an accident, dying from cancer or the like.

No, sometimes bad shit just happens.

exactly! man, i just had a massive arguement with someone about this.

and the other one is "stop playing the victim"

there must be some pretty serious karma attached to one (ha!!!!!!) because both times i had to hear it the person who said it had something really bad happen to them immediately after.

i'm gonna share one of them:

i got a parking ticket and when i complained about it my idiot gf at the time (i'm not making this up) practically screamed at me to "stop playing the victim"

two weeks later she got pulled over by a cop who didn't like her attitude and gave her $400 dollars worth of tickets! holy crap!

GazPots · 08-28-2011, 02:41 AM

Guy in work almost always starts the conversation with "What was i going to say?"

I DON'T ....ING KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, I'M NOT A ....ING MIND READER YOU DAFT BASTARD.

ghstofperdition · 08-28-2011, 04:05 AM

I use Haters gonna hate when it comes to homophobia. Sorry, but any attempt to try and change a homophobic person's mind is futile at best. So I'm gonna keep using it.

But I do hate:

"Why can't we all just get along?"

Um, because humans are arrogant, argumentative bastards with an affinity for killing each other off......

vampiregenocide · 08-28-2011, 08:01 AM

'Acting like an animal'

They act far more civilised than most people do, so using the term as an insult is silly.

Deadnightshade · 08-28-2011, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPhi84

THIS ONE!!!! It's so annoying and it's usually quoted by chicks that have "dirty whorish mouths"!!!

Sure, that attitude might be cool when said chick is young and hot, but if she has that same attitude at 50 years old, I'm absolutely sure that no one will want anything to do with those herpes encrusted lips (pick a pair... your choice).

Actually every single pseudo-philosophy quote that Parker thinks to herself makes me wanna puke.Keep pasting your footface with horse shit and piss,granny.I hate Sex and the Shitty.

sorry i had to.

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08-27-2011, 10:02 AM	#26
BigPhi84 Pronounced "FEE" Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ga Posts: 3,981 Thanked: 39 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	THIS ONE!!!! It's so annoying and it's usually quoted by chicks that have "dirty whorish mouths"!!! Sure, that attitude might be cool when said chick is young and hot, but if she has that same attitude at 50 years old, I'm absolutely sure that no one will want anything to do with those herpes encrusted lips (pick a pair... your choice). Ancestor, Deadnightshade and Grand Moff Tim like this. Self-appointed member of the Sevenstring.org Welcoming Committee (alongside Bloody_Inferno, Zealous, Shawn, Apophis, AliceAxe, M3CHKILLA, Fred the Shred, Explorer, and Sebastian) ROFL My Policy: If you make me laugh in a post or offer something interesting/thought-provoking, you get Rep +1. Pretty simple, right? Waiting now for incoming barrage of funny jokes.

08-27-2011, 05:39 PM	#28
Xaios Foolish Mortal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nimbus III Posts: 6,445 Thanked: 128 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Anything from "V For Vendetta." That is all. Explorer, AxeHappy, Vinchester and 1 others like this. Revenge is a dish best served with nice biscuits. ALL HAIL DJOD, MASTER OF THE SSO NEGAVERSE

08-27-2011, 05:59 PM	#30
Ninetyfour SS.org Regular Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Manchester Posts: 296 Thanked: 8 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"I'm just being me." "I am who I am." "It's called being original." Yeah, I ....ing hate hipsters. AxeHappy likes this.

08-27-2011, 06:19 PM	#31
Jakke Alex Jones plz Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER! Posts: 3,443 Thanked: 90 $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"Carpe Diem" - Cheeziest damn quote on this green earth, to make matters worse people who say it looks smugly on me like intelligence=remembering a latin phrase consisting of two words. "The chinese word for problem is opportunity" - I don't even want to comment on the stupidity on that one... "Everything happen for a reason" - Yeah, your life sucks, but hey, it's not your fault, everything happens for a reason..... "The sky is the limit" - As soon as I see/hear this I picture a sterile real estate agency with carbon-copy employees, trying to get me as customer, or try to make me give up real science, and come to work there. Then I see myself hacking my face off with a blunt chainsaw to get away from said office and employees. "Stick and stones may break my bones..." - Yeah yeah ,and a fork in your eye will hurt like hell too... Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time Emotions are for women, and gay children Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together -Carl Sagan

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08-27-2011, 06:24 PM	#32
Ibanezsam4 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Providence, RI Posts: 594 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	"there's something about rhode island girls that makes them unique from any other girls. maybe its the way they dress, or how well they drink their beers; maybe its the way they think about how quickly they can get to the beach when they wake up in the morning. perhaps its the way they've mastered keg stands in stilettos and a skirt, or how no matter how dressed up they get on a tuesday night they can still be underdressed. although it could be the way they take over the beach and their town in their short skirts and sandals once it hits 65 degrees... no matter what it is there is nothing like an ri girl." - playboy magazine very often posted on FB.... believe me... playboy exaggerated... a lot USMarine75 likes this. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sam-Wr...22806487780403 <--- photo page, click it, and maybe like???? The horror that was that video made my bowels explode in an inhuman fashion that scared me, my dog, and the bird in the tree outside my room window-Insackclothandashes

08-27-2011, 06:28 PM	#33
Breakdown SS.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 491 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	"live life" and "live life to the fullest". I understand what people mean when they say it but it's usually used towards people who don't spend and have no desire to spend every hour of everyday socializing or partying.

08-27-2011, 06:31 PM	#34
liamh Geek-chic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,120 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	^haha, can I also add "Anything is possible" ....No. No its ....ing not. urklvt likes this.

08-27-2011, 06:42 PM	#35
groph surrounded by chairs Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 2,398 Thanked: 57 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	You've got to dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's noBDIGJFJDNFNFJAFHFAAAUAUAUUUUUUCCKK That one is probably the worst. Baseless idealism.

08-27-2011, 06:54 PM	#36
Reion ADVENTURE TIME Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Melhus, Norway Posts: 110 Thanked: 19 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Pulled straight out off fb: "Why try so hard to fit in when you where made to stick out?" "It's not what you do in life that defines you, it's who you are!" All. Of. My. Hate.

08-27-2011, 07:38 PM	#37
metaljohn HM-2 abuser Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 430 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I think people use the the "everything happens for a reason" to justify bad things that happen that are out of our control, ie - natural disasters, being killed in an accident, dying from cancer or the like. No, sometimes bad shit just happens. Incidentally, did you know that every pope since 1054 has actually been two badgers one on top of the others shoulders? This is my opinion, but I'm on the internet so I'm stating it as fact... - MR. S And there's always bum fights out there. Especially involving "wheels", the guy with no legs who holds the sign "give me money or I'll kick you in the face" or the ever popular "will dance for money". - Ibz rg

08-27-2011, 08:31 PM	#39
bostjan Spastic Kitchen! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: St. Johnsbury, VT USA Posts: 7,564 Thanked: 15 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I enjoy quotes because they are invariably taken out of context and often applied miles away from the intention used when they were first said. Most often, these quotes amuse me, and quite often the person saying the quote had no idea what he/she was talking about at the time. I do believe that it makes life more enjoyable to take (almost) everything as an opportunity to influence your own world in whatever way you desire. It is pretty humorous when people over-react to tiny things like missing an episode of a tv show as though they lost a loved one, but I don't run into this much in my life. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Thanks for the mind-blowing advice, Yogi. urklvt and BigPhi84 like this. [URL="http://sites.google.com/site/bostjanzupancickhereb/"[/URL]

08-27-2011, 08:49 PM	#40
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08-27-2011, 10:54 PM	#41
Antimatter Not Like Matter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 857 Thanked: 5 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I hate all quotes. Why don't you come up with your own catch phrase like everyone else Woah! It's Billy's Legendary Crack!

08-27-2011, 11:31 PM	#43
gunshow86de Sh-sh-SHAAA! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 5,266 Thanked: 92 Feedback Score: 25 reviews	These two are huge pet peeves of mine, not so much quotes as they are sayings. But still............ "It is what it is." - the maxim of the defeatist. "Haters gonna hate." - a person(s) has a problem with my behavior, but I am far too narcissistic to reflect on that, must be their problem The Munk likes this. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

08-27-2011, 11:39 PM	#44
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08-28-2011, 02:41 AM	#47
GazPots Is A Complete Idiot. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 2,524 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Guy in work almost always starts the conversation with "What was i going to say?" I DON'T ....ING KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY, I'M NOT A ....ING MIND READER YOU DAFT BASTARD. Ancestor and BigPhi84 like this. http://www.youtube.com/GazPots <--- Guitar vids. www.soundclick.com/GazTop <--- Random Guitar tunes.

08-28-2011, 04:05 AM	#48
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,601 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I use Haters gonna hate when it comes to homophobia. Sorry, but any attempt to try and change a homophobic person's mind is futile at best. So I'm gonna keep using it. But I do hate: "Why can't we all just get along?" Um, because humans are arrogant, argumentative bastards with an affinity for killing each other off...... BigPhi84 and BrainArt like this. Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

08-28-2011, 08:01 AM	#49
vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,096 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	'Acting like an animal' They act far more civilised than most people do, so using the term as an insult is silly. BigPhi84, Deadnightshade and Bigfan like this. My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

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