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Unread 07-28-2011, 05:31 PM   #1
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A wordplay joke

so what would it be called if Nile and Meshuggah collaborated on a song/album together?

my best guess is Djoser Djent
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Unread 07-28-2011, 05:35 PM   #2
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The Djoser Djent cd only available as an import from the capital city of Djibouti: Djibouti.
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Unread 07-28-2011, 10:03 PM   #3
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Unread 07-28-2011, 10:57 PM   #4
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They're talking about the metal djenre.
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Unread 07-28-2011, 11:19 PM   #5
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Djesus, how far do you plan to take this?
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Unread 07-29-2011, 12:10 AM   #6
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Djentleman, djentleman. Shut the .... up, or I'll djent your car door with a hammer.

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Unread 07-29-2011, 12:27 AM   #7
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Don't make me djonk my horn, mother ....er.

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I djust don't get it.
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thats some ridiculous djargon

Look at this one, asleeps in some bloods
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Unread 07-29-2011, 01:09 AM   #10
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I dont have any funny djokes to add to this. sorry.
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You're not doing these djokes any djustice.
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wow, these are some very djaded attempts at making 'djent' puns
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I'm a bit djealous of everyone elses puns*
Edit: \/\/ *Bad spelling
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I find this thread so utterly unamusing I will not use as terrible attempt at a joke such as these. Calling them puns is a bit of an insult to a pun, as there is no playing on words here, just bad spelling

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Unread 07-29-2011, 01:16 PM   #15
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I find this thread so utterly unamusing I will not use as terrible attempt at a djoke such as these. Calling them puns is a bit of an insult to a pun, as there is no playing on words here, djust bad spelling

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I'd like to think that it would be called 'a great album'
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I still think it's more of a *bwoump.*
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^The thread isn't really THAT good, I'm being djenerous.
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.... this, Im gonna go djerk off.

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I could go for some djelatto right about now.

By the way, anyone been following Novak Djokovic lately? Oh wait...that's how his name is actually spelled.

Djizz in my pants.
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