A wordplay joke

EliNoPants · 07-28-2011, 05:31 PM

so what would it be called if Nile and Meshuggah collaborated on a song/album together?

my best guess is Djoser Djent

highlordmugfug · 07-28-2011, 05:35 PM

The Djoser Djent cd only available as an import from the capital city of Djibouti: Djibouti.

leandroab · 07-28-2011, 10:03 PM

lulwut?

Chickenhawk · 07-28-2011, 10:57 PM

They're talking about the metal djenre.

Hollowway · 07-28-2011, 11:19 PM

Djesus, how far do you plan to take this?

Chickenhawk · 07-29-2011, 12:10 AM

Djentleman, djentleman. Shut the .... up, or I'll djent your car door with a hammer.

MikeH · 07-29-2011, 12:27 AM

Don't make me djonk my horn, mother ....er.

JamesM · 07-29-2011, 12:44 AM

I djust don't get it.

natspotats · 07-29-2011, 12:48 AM

thats some ridiculous djargon

Korngod · 07-29-2011, 01:09 AM

I dont have any funny djokes to add to this. sorry.

Skyblue · 07-29-2011, 03:40 AM

You're not doing these djokes any djustice.

liamh · 07-29-2011, 04:47 AM

wow, these are some very djaded attempts at making 'djent' puns

Reynolds666 · 07-29-2011, 08:19 AM

I'm a bit djealous of everyone elses puns*
Edit: \/\/ *Bad spelling

SirMyghin · 07-29-2011, 12:30 PM

I find this thread so utterly unamusing I will not use as terrible attempt at a joke such as these. Calling them puns is a bit of an insult to a pun, as there is no playing on words here, just bad spelling

vampiregenocide · 07-29-2011, 01:16 PM

There will be a day when Bulb comes onto this forum, and a single tear rolls down his cheek as he whispers 'what have I done?'.

Skanky · 07-29-2011, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirMyghin

I find this thread so utterly unamusing I will not use as terrible attempt at a djoke such as these. Calling them puns is a bit of an insult to a pun, as there is no playing on words here, djust bad spelling

Fixed

Antimatter · 07-29-2011, 03:03 PM

I'd like to think that it would be called 'a great album'

pink freud · 07-29-2011, 03:17 PM

...

I still think it's more of a *bwoump.*

highlordmugfug · 07-29-2011, 03:20 PM

^The thread isn't really THAT good, I'm being djenerous.

Cadavuh · 07-29-2011, 05:15 PM

PyramidSmasher · 07-29-2011, 07:02 PM

.... this, Im gonna go djerk off.

SirMyghin · 07-29-2011, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanky

Fixed

go die.

GATA4 · 07-29-2011, 10:00 PM

I could go for some djelatto right about now.

By the way, anyone been following Novak Djokovic lately? Oh wait...that's how his name is actually spelled.

Djizz in my pants.

Guitarman700 · 07-29-2011, 10:04 PM

leandroab · 07-30-2011, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitarman700

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07-28-2011, 05:31 PM	#1
EliNoPants ss.org Regular Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 1,845 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A wordplay joke so what would it be called if Nile and Meshuggah collaborated on a song/album together? my best guess is Djoser Djent

07-28-2011, 05:35 PM	#2
highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: _ Posts: 4,014 Thanked: 47 $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 18 reviews	The Djoser Djent cd only available as an import from the capital city of Djibouti: Djibouti. Guitarman700 likes this.

07-28-2011, 10:03 PM	#3
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07-28-2011, 10:57 PM	#4
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07-28-2011, 11:19 PM	#5
Hollowway SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: California Posts: 6,231 Thanked: 105 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Djesus, how far do you plan to take this?

07-29-2011, 12:10 AM	#6
Chickenhawk Freemanologist Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Misery Posts: 3,347 Thanked: 72 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Djentleman, djentleman. Shut the .... up, or I'll djent your car door with a hammer. Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. - Woodrow Wilson

07-29-2011, 12:27 AM	#7
MikeH Djent is okay. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Milford, OH Posts: 7,406 Thanked: 234 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	Don't make me djonk my horn, mother ....er. Did You Mean Australia?: My deathcore band. New EP out very soon! Nouns: My progressive metalcore band Not Of Man: My Down-tempo sludge project

07-29-2011, 12:44 AM	#8
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07-29-2011, 12:48 AM	#9
natspotats SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Missoula, MT Posts: 489 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	thats some ridiculous djargon Look at this one, asleeps in some bloods

07-29-2011, 01:09 AM	#10
Korngod i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 838 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I dont have any funny djokes to add to this. sorry. ayambakar likes this. Originally Posted by Necris "Pee in her butt, leave with her television." My Band Website http://www.soundclick.com/bands/defa...?bandID=969789

07-29-2011, 03:40 AM	#11
Skyblue SS.org Regular Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Israel Posts: 590 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	You're not doing these djokes any djustice.

07-29-2011, 04:47 AM	#12
liamh Geek-chic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,120 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	wow, these are some very djaded attempts at making 'djent' puns

07-29-2011, 08:19 AM	#13
Reynolds666 ss.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 58 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'm a bit djealous of everyone elses puns* Edit: \/\/ *Bad spelling

07-29-2011, 12:30 PM	#14
SirMyghin The Dirt Guy Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Anywhere but here. Posts: 7,160 Thanked: 41 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I find this thread so utterly unamusing I will not use as terrible attempt at a joke such as these. Calling them puns is a bit of an insult to a pun, as there is no playing on words here, just bad spelling Scar Symmetry, BigPhi84, vampiregenocide and 3 others like this. Guitar techs are for sissies. Learn some damn music theory, don't complain, and you'll be a better person. -Schecterwhore Show me a truly awesome guitar for under $1000 and I'll show you hateful lies.

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07-29-2011, 03:03 PM	#17
Antimatter Not Like Matter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 857 Thanked: 5 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I'd like to think that it would be called 'a great album' Bigfan likes this. Woah! It's Billy's Legendary Crack!

07-29-2011, 03:17 PM	#18
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07-29-2011, 05:15 PM	#20
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07-29-2011, 07:02 PM	#21
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07-29-2011, 10:00 PM	#23
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