My Above Average Mealtime

heavy7-665 · 07-20-2011, 08:51 PM

My buddies and I got bored and decided we needed to do something fun. Also, we watch WAY too much EMT. The result: 11 pound burger stuffed with cheese and topped with JD Fry Sauce, bacon, and Mushrooms.

Jack Daniels Fry Sauce

Stuffing the burger with 1 1/2 pounds of cheese

Grand Moff Tim · 07-20-2011, 09:00 PM

Only one layer of bacon?

Pussy.

ittoa666 · 07-20-2011, 09:08 PM

You win.

Customisbetter · 07-20-2011, 09:10 PM

Great burger!

flint757 · 07-20-2011, 09:11 PM

uhhhhhh

Awesome

Have to agree tho not enough bacon

heavy7-665 · 07-20-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grand Moff Tim

Only one layer of bacon?

Pussy.

Three layers. That was the first round, Not counting the 3/4 pound ground up in the burger itself or the chocolate bacon.

Soubi7string · 07-20-2011, 09:14 PM

someones been watching Epic MealTime

Demiurge · 07-20-2011, 09:17 PM

Good work. You left some fat and calories on the table, though. Shoulda used a loaf of garlic bread for the bun.

heavy7-665 · 07-20-2011, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demiurge

Good work. You left some fat and calories on the table, though. Shoulda used a loaf of garlic bread for the bun.

Djent · 07-20-2011, 09:30 PM

Not enough bacon

leandroab · 07-20-2011, 10:29 PM

Dude. You ....ing win.

Next time do it SWEDISH STYLE!

heavy7-665 · 07-20-2011, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leandroab

Dude. You ....ing win.

Next time do it SWEDISH STYLE!

aka in CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leandroab · 07-20-2011, 10:43 PM

UGN!

Grand Moff Tim · 07-20-2011, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heavy7-665

Three layers. That was the first round, Not counting the 3/4 pound ground up in the burger itself or the chocolate bacon.

Oh sniggitty snip snap snizzle.

Ralyks · 07-21-2011, 05:40 PM

Theres never enough bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips.

heavy7-665 · 07-21-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralyks

Theres never enough bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips.

leandroab · 07-21-2011, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralyks

Theres never enough bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips.

Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips &
Bacon strips.

heavy7-665 · 07-21-2011, 09:22 PM

So we're planning another. Any ideas or suggestions?

caskettheclown · 07-22-2011, 01:12 AM

You made a burger that big and you are already planning another one?

How fast did you eat it!?!

GATA4 · 07-22-2011, 01:22 AM

Purchase a jar of lard, lather the lard in butter and bake it with a supple helping of mayonnaise, encase it in a tesseract of bacon, and inject it with the remnant meat grease of all homes in America just to the point where it achieves a nice ooze throughout its vertexes. Top it with a Peep.

Demiurge · 07-22-2011, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heavy7-665

So we're planning another. Any ideas or suggestions?

Fry pastrami in butter and put it on the patty right before the cheese. Even on a regular-sized burger, it is decadent.

cwhitey2 · 07-22-2011, 06:54 AM

EPIC WIN

heavy7-665 · 07-22-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caskettheclown

You made a burger that big and you are already planning another one?

How fast did you eat it!?!

Took myself and 6 others a few hours

Right now it looks like we may do giant chilidog or a giant burrito.

Ralyks · 07-23-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heavy7-665

Took myself and 6 others a few hours

Right now it looks like we may do giant chilidog or a giant burrito.

El Gigante?!?

heavy7-665 · 07-23-2011, 07:07 PM

Im thinking a 7 foot burrito.

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07-20-2011, 08:51 PM	#1
heavy7-665 SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vernal, Utah Posts: 1,247 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	My Above Average Mealtime My buddies and I got bored and decided we needed to do something fun. Also, we watch WAY too much EMT. The result: 11 pound burger stuffed with cheese and topped with JD Fry Sauce, bacon, and Mushrooms. Jack Daniels Fry Sauce Stuffing the burger with 1 1/2 pounds of cheese BigPhi84, nojyeloot, astm and 3 others like this. You am need help, your right hand is all ....ed up girl! "thats why i spring it on her like a cobra"

07-20-2011, 09:00 PM	#2
Grand Moff Tim Some call me... Tim Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Cheongju, SK Posts: 3,590 Thanked: 63 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Only one layer of bacon? Pussy. urklvt, MikeH, BigPhi84 and 18 others like this.

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07-20-2011, 09:10 PM	#4
Customisbetter WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 8,453 Thanked: 76 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	Great burger!

07-20-2011, 09:14 PM	#7
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07-20-2011, 09:17 PM	#8
Demiurge Intrepid Jackass Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Worcester, MA Posts: 2,323 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Good work. You left some fat and calories on the table, though. Shoulda used a loaf of garlic bread for the bun. "I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip." -George Costanza

07-20-2011, 09:30 PM	#10
Djent Obviously! Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Glenside, PA Posts: 712 Thanked: 70 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Not enough bacon Drop D is for people who don't know how to play a ....ing guitar. Drop E? Well, that's a whole other story... formerly onetimeoneplace

07-20-2011, 10:29 PM	#11
leandroab Stay Negative™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hell de Janeiro, Brazil Posts: 5,348 Thanked: 170 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dude. You ....ing win. Next time do it SWEDISH STYLE! is the new black RIP PETER STEELE Music: * www.soundclick.com/leandroabaurre www.soundcloud.com/leandroab Guitar projects: Baritone 6 Conversion Quotes: * ''I intend them to .... them with the long cock of the law." - Trashmanzac * "I think this mistake was the equivalent of a 6000 foot tall cock bukkake tsunami-ing Tokyo." - metallisuk * "I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol." - Peter Steele

07-20-2011, 10:43 PM	#13
leandroab Stay Negative™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hell de Janeiro, Brazil Posts: 5,348 Thanked: 170 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	UGN! is the new black RIP PETER STEELE Music: * www.soundclick.com/leandroabaurre www.soundcloud.com/leandroab Guitar projects: Baritone 6 Conversion Quotes: * ''I intend them to .... them with the long cock of the law." - Trashmanzac * "I think this mistake was the equivalent of a 6000 foot tall cock bukkake tsunami-ing Tokyo." - metallisuk * "I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol." - Peter Steele

07-21-2011, 05:40 PM	#15
Ralyks The One Who Knocks Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Dutchess County, NY Posts: 1,241 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Theres never enough bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. And bacon strips. urklvt and goth_fiend like this.

07-21-2011, 09:22 PM	#18
heavy7-665 SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vernal, Utah Posts: 1,247 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	So we're planning another. Any ideas or suggestions? You am need help, your right hand is all ....ed up girl! "thats why i spring it on her like a cobra"

07-22-2011, 01:12 AM	#19
caskettheclown Sevenstring GAS Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: odenville alabama Posts: 1,272 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	You made a burger that big and you are already planning another one? How fast did you eat it!?!

07-22-2011, 01:22 AM	#20
GATA4 Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 1,385 Thanked: 31 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Purchase a jar of lard, lather the lard in butter and bake it with a supple helping of mayonnaise, encase it in a tesseract of bacon, and inject it with the remnant meat grease of all homes in America just to the point where it achieves a nice ooze throughout its vertexes. Top it with a Peep. daemon barbeque, DrakkarTyrannis and AngstRiddenDreams like this.

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07-23-2011, 07:07 PM	#25
heavy7-665 SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vernal, Utah Posts: 1,247 Thanked: 37 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	Im thinking a 7 foot burrito. You am need help, your right hand is all ....ed up girl! "thats why i spring it on her like a cobra"

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