Butter for massages?

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:09 PM

Has anyone ever massaged themselves or anyone else with butter?

highlordmugfug · 06-01-2011, 03:10 PM

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5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by highlordmugfug

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Its a serious thread dude. rub butter on your stomach right now, it feels amazing.

highlordmugfug · 06-01-2011, 03:14 PM

<- Vegan.

No, gracias.

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by highlordmugfug

<- Vegan.

No, gracias.

Hmmm dont you guys have like...a butter substitute?

Razzy · 06-01-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 5656130

Hmmm dont you guys have like...a butter substitute?

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

highlordmugfug · 06-01-2011, 03:15 PM

Nothing you say in this thread is going to convince me to rub anything on my belly.

ry_z · 06-01-2011, 03:17 PM

You realize that there are products (lubricants / massage oils) made specifically for this, right?

Razzy · 06-01-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ry_z

You realize that there are products (lubricants / massage oils) made specifically for this, right?

Like flavored KY? :P

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:18 PM

Yeah, i understand you have oil and other things for massages...but have you ever used butter?

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzy

Like flavored KY? :P

Butter flavored?

ry_z · 06-01-2011, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 5656130

Yeah, i understand you have oil and other things for massages...but have you ever used butter?

No, and I don't intend to.

(and not only because I'm a vegan as well)

Necris · 06-01-2011, 03:18 PM

Are you asking me for a massage?

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:19 PM

Well then do it on your belly its amazing damnnit

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Necris

Are you asking me for a massage?

...damn it ive been found out!

Evil7 · 06-01-2011, 03:21 PM

lol @ this thread...

vampiregenocide · 06-01-2011, 03:25 PM

SS.org has had some random threads in it's time, but this is amazing.

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:28 PM

This isnt a random thread i just want you to put butter on your bellys and then youll see how amazing it is.

vampiregenocide · 06-01-2011, 03:54 PM

Yeah that's how it starts, then you'll be asking for pictures and I'll end up comforting a traumatised Randy. That guy has seen enough.

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Yeah that's how it starts, then you'll be asking for pictures and I'll end up comforting a traumatised Randy. That guy has seen enough.

Im sure randy uses butter on his belly. Hmmm I never thought about asking for pics better yet videos.

nostealbucket · 06-01-2011, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 5656130

This isnt a random thread i just want you to put butter on your bellys and then youll see how amazing it is.

How the .... is this not random?

You want me to rub butter on my belly. Because it feels... amazing.

So like... a stick of butter.

Wait. ^^^ if you do apply it with a stick of butter... then wait do you do when you are done with applying it... just put it back in the fridge and pull the hair out of it?!

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by nostealbucket

How the .... is this not random?

You want me to rub butter on my belly. Because it feels... amazing.

So like... a stick of butter.

Wait. ^^^ if you do apply it with a stick of butter... then wait do you do when you are done with applying it... just put it back in the fridge and pull the hair out of it?!

Yep if you have any hair on it. I prefers ticks of butter, but if you like to use a tub of butter and spread it from that be my guest.

Guitarmiester · 06-01-2011, 04:06 PM

Are we melting the butter or grabbing a stick of butter and going to town?

5656130 · 06-01-2011, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitarmiester

Are we melting the butter or grabbing a stick of butter and going to town?

Grabbing it and going to down is how i prefer it. It melts on its own once it touches yo belly!

Randy · 06-01-2011, 04:10 PM

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5656130 I AM AHAB!!!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Senatobia, MS Posts: 479 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well then do it on your belly its amazing damnnit If you're going to neg rep me, please sign it so I can track you down and pop your eyes out with a spoon!

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06-01-2011, 03:28 PM	#18
5656130 I AM AHAB!!!! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Senatobia, MS Posts: 479 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This isnt a random thread i just want you to put butter on your bellys and then youll see how amazing it is. If you're going to neg rep me, please sign it so I can track you down and pop your eyes out with a spoon!

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vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,104 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Yeah that's how it starts, then you'll be asking for pictures and I'll end up comforting a traumatised Randy. That guy has seen enough. Randy likes this. My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

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