3 Word Story - Page 7

Hemi-Powered Drone · 04-28-2011, 08:45 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts ofback ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with achainsaw in hand, disemboweling my foes

CooleyJr · 04-28-2011, 08:55 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 08:57 PM

This last sentence is going to be tough to end...

BIG ND SWEATY · 04-28-2011, 09:02 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent i kicked a

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 09:04 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent i kicked a cripple in the

Hemi-Powered Drone · 04-28-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG ND SWEATY

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent i kicked a

Dude! Syntax!

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dragonblade629

Dude! Syntax!

You can't change topics within one sentence... I know... But "You gotta ro-o-oll w/ the punches..."

Mindcrime1204 · 04-28-2011, 09:16 PM

^^^ I'd let her sell me a house ANYDAY

oh wait

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 09:17 PM

MikeH · 04-28-2011, 10:02 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with

littlephil · 04-28-2011, 10:08 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 10:10 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my

BrainArt · 04-28-2011, 10:13 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down

-42- · 04-28-2011, 10:14 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant.

scherzo1928 · 04-28-2011, 10:18 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking

White Cluster · 04-28-2011, 10:21 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified

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-42- · 04-28-2011, 10:25 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which

Guitarmiester · 04-28-2011, 10:26 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which oozes hot, chunky

ghstofperdition · 04-28-2011, 10:30 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which looks like Don Trump

Hemi-Powered Drone · 04-28-2011, 10:36 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea

CooleyJr · 04-28-2011, 10:38 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the

-42- · 04-28-2011, 10:40 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving

BrainArt · 04-28-2011, 10:42 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from

Konfyouzd · 04-28-2011, 10:49 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from Marilyn Monroe.

Coincidentally

-42- · 04-28-2011, 10:52 PM

It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary.

I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close.

Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots.

Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from Marilyn Monroe.

Coincidentally my ex-wife decided

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04-28-2011, 08:45 PM	#151
Hemi-Powered Drone Dragonblade629 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sunrise, FL Posts: 3,292 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts ofback ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with achainsaw in hand, disemboweling my foes Come join the SS.org Minecraft server! Or not, it's your choice. [rythmic_pulses] 11:14 pm: I think the chat just crashed into a horny cum covered tree "Do space and sex go together? Not really, but that doesn't matter." - Science Channel

04-28-2011, 08:57 PM	#153
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,665 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	This last sentence is going to be tough to end... CooleyJr likes this. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

04-28-2011, 09:04 PM	#155
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,665 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent i kicked a cripple in the CooleyJr likes this. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

04-28-2011, 09:16 PM	#158
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04-28-2011, 08:55 PM	#152
CooleyJr Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: East Arlington, VT Posts: 3,083 Thanked: 74 $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 1 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent

04-28-2011, 09:02 PM	#154
BIG ND SWEATY Edgy Highschooler Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Butt salsa lane, oswego, illinois Posts: 2,100 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent i kicked a

04-28-2011, 09:17 PM	#159
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,665 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

04-28-2011, 10:02 PM	#160
MikeH Tune Low, Play Slow Join Date: May 2006 Location: Milford, OH Posts: 7,502 Thanked: 236 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with Did You Mean Australia?: My deathcore band. New EP out very soon! Nouns: My progressive metalcore band Not Of Man: My Down-tempo sludge project

04-28-2011, 10:08 PM	#161
littlephil ss.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 549 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots

04-28-2011, 10:10 PM	#162
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,665 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

04-28-2011, 10:13 PM	#163
BrainArt Deftones Guru. Join Date: May 2009 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 7,667 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, Jakke and -42. I am Poi; The Ipu pounding, Ukulele shredding rapey clown, who ruins childhood dreams of balloon animals!

04-28-2011, 10:14 PM	#164
-42- Nothing to see here Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cental Coast, CA Posts: 2,342 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant. Konfyouzd likes this.

04-28-2011, 10:18 PM	#165
scherzo1928 has wood for you Join Date: May 2010 Location: Mexico City Posts: 4,698 Thanked: 33 $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking Is this... guitar?

04-28-2011, 10:21 PM	#166
White Cluster Gives Life Meaning Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ct Posts: 1,443 Thanked: 20 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified Like I use Elixirs because they're easier to clean the blood off. --chiba from TGP

04-28-2011, 10:25 PM	#167
-42- Nothing to see here Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cental Coast, CA Posts: 2,342 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which

04-28-2011, 10:26 PM	#168
Guitarmiester Awesome-O Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: CO Posts: 901 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which oozes hot, chunky

04-28-2011, 10:30 PM	#169
ghstofperdition One sexy bitch Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 3,668 Thanked: 54 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which looks like Don Trump Not sure how to interact with transgendered people? Read this: http://tranifesto.com/transgender-fa...-trans-people/ Oh and if you wanna hear some super horrible recordings and mixes, check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jessica-macarthur "You can .... anything....how do you think evolution happened?" - mcd

04-28-2011, 10:36 PM	#170
Hemi-Powered Drone Dragonblade629 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sunrise, FL Posts: 3,292 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea Come join the SS.org Minecraft server! Or not, it's your choice. [rythmic_pulses] 11:14 pm: I think the chat just crashed into a horny cum covered tree "Do space and sex go together? Not really, but that doesn't matter." - Science Channel

04-28-2011, 10:38 PM	#171
CooleyJr Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: East Arlington, VT Posts: 3,083 Thanked: 74 $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 1 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the

04-28-2011, 10:40 PM	#172
-42- Nothing to see here Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cental Coast, CA Posts: 2,342 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving

04-28-2011, 10:42 PM	#173
BrainArt Deftones Guru. Join Date: May 2009 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 7,667 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, Jakke and -42. I am Poi; The Ipu pounding, Ukulele shredding rapey clown, who ruins childhood dreams of balloon animals!

04-28-2011, 10:49 PM	#174
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,665 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from Marilyn Monroe. Coincidentally CooleyJr and Dead Undead like this. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

04-28-2011, 10:52 PM	#175
-42- Nothing to see here Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Cental Coast, CA Posts: 2,342 Thanked: 36 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It all began one saturday morning with slithy toves, drinking my piss and smoking a cuban, ....in' cigar. My wife told me to go .... myself with a gigantic flaming 8 string guitar. Realizing the sexual demons were present I felt compelled to suck the last bit of wax out of a newborn baby statue made of glass from the nipple of the Virgin Mary. I promptly took a bag of powdered sugar to pay the queen for her services. She was not an easy slag but she loved all three inches of the stuff known as my long and girthy pro fishing pole. I almost caught a whole tire but the queen caught on fire like hot shit her skin boiling, her chesticles dancing, and the smell of her raunchy fish-infested uterus Burned When She looked at my big fat throbbing testicles up close. Not once did I launch the polished whale dick but when I do, I'll soak planets in sticky jizz because i am the ....ing don. Bitch better have seven goats ready for some wet stank ass loving. Either that or a tame donkey from Redlight-Amsterdam because I DEFINITELY did not want this KY jelly to go unused. Hell, I'll even quaff a pint of fine equine semen and piss with a splash of thick afterbirth if I would turn into the ....ing Jesus that is John Petrucci, but with less sucking, and more hooking up with fat, transvestite hookers, because I've got the good aids. The best, in fact.So if you stick your huge cathode ray tube up Leandro's gaping Brazillian bikini bottoms, be prepared to receive le br00tal cockles of damnation! Excessive amounts of back ally abortion rampaging the suburban whore houses I frequent with ac hainsaw in hand,disemboweling my foes with malicious intent, I kicked a wood chipper with my hobnailed boots. Soon thereafter my pants fell down revealing a giant honey badger licking my long petrified wood statuette which lookslike Don Trump slapping a sea turtle in the ass while receiving a toupee from Marilyn Monroe. Coincidentally my ex-wife decided

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