Unintentionally hilarious and/or terrifying statues

Xaios · 04-26-2011, 09:52 PM

The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World | Cracked.com

Some of these are just amazing. Some are so ridiculous, I can hardly believe they're real.

Discuss!

spattergrind · 04-26-2011, 09:55 PM

Brutal.

But seriously the Switzerland one is pretty brutal looking.

EDIT: Didnt even know there was a second page. The Awakening is awesome!

Antimatter · 04-26-2011, 10:10 PM

I want a baby-stomping statue!

Necris · 04-26-2011, 10:13 PM

Butt plug Santa is my profile picture on Facebook, may he reign eternally.

MFB · 04-26-2011, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necris

Butt plug Santa is my profile picture on Facebook, may he reign eternally.

Part of me is now tempted to report it as offensive

DVRP · 04-26-2011, 10:16 PM

I burst out laughing at the first 2

Necris · 04-26-2011, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFB

Part of me is now tempted to report it as offensive

Bloody_Inferno · 04-26-2011, 10:34 PM

I was just reading this. I thought The Awakening looks mighty awesome too.

Cyanide Assassin · 04-26-2011, 10:37 PM

i wish the eyeball was still up and able to be viewed. it was only up for about 8 months and then the artist took it down. i saw it once but never got to take pics with it.

Homebrew1709 · 04-26-2011, 11:47 PM

The Babyfighter and Child-Eater had me completely hysterical!

the Hellhorse was pretty sweet too!

highlordmugfug · 04-26-2011, 11:59 PM

Cracked is fun to read.

Blind Theory · 04-27-2011, 12:40 AM

Ah yes! The Hellhorse! You live but an hour away from me and I am still terrified.

It is seriously ....ing creepy when it is dark out.

ArkaneDemon · 04-27-2011, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highlordmugfug

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CrushingAnvil · 04-27-2011, 05:51 AM

I want to be in that vagina.

Ohhhhh yeah.

Scar Symmetry · 04-27-2011, 06:02 AM

I see this every day on the way to work:

neoclassical · 04-27-2011, 07:57 AM

I've seen the awakening while visiting DC -his mouth was full of piss and empty beer cans.

Jontain · 04-27-2011, 08:12 AM

^ lol

Whats with the baby abusing statues? lol

avenger · 04-27-2011, 08:34 AM

baby and child eater could not be better.

scherzo1928 · 04-27-2011, 11:11 AM

lol @ mind.... statue

ShadyDavey · 04-27-2011, 11:59 AM

Crawling faceless babies - MAD shit!

Great thread

Edit:

Butt-plug Santa takes the prize.

UnderTheSign · 04-27-2011, 12:03 PM

The buttplug gnome rules. Lord knows how much drunk nights I've spent hugging its base thinking it's funny!

pink freud · 04-27-2011, 12:50 PM

Just one question:

WTF, Prague?

neoclassical · 04-27-2011, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insackclothandashes

Ah yes! The Hellhorse! You live but an hour away from me and I am still terrified.

It is seriously ....ing creepy when it is dark out.

how tall is that thing it looks like the eyes light up for planes to avoid it. or crash into it so it can feast on the souls of the dead and any survivors whom it gazes upon.

Necris · 04-27-2011, 01:16 PM

^ It is 32 feet tall.

CooleyJr · 04-27-2011, 01:37 PM

Perfect entrance for a very high dollar whore house.

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04-26-2011, 09:52 PM	#1
Xaios Foolish Mortal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nimbus III Posts: 6,460 Thanked: 128 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Unintentionally hilarious and/or terrifying statues The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World \| Cracked.com Some of these are just amazing. Some are so ridiculous, I can hardly believe they're real. Discuss! Revenge is a dish best served with nice biscuits. ALL HAIL DJOD, MASTER OF THE SSO NEGAVERSE

04-26-2011, 09:55 PM	#2
spattergrind SS.org Regular Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: WA Posts: 502 Thanked: 20 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Brutal. But seriously the Switzerland one is pretty brutal looking. EDIT: Didnt even know there was a second page. The Awakening is awesome! http://soundcloud.com/spattergrind

04-26-2011, 10:10 PM	#3
Antimatter Not Like Matter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 857 Thanked: 5 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I want a baby-stomping statue! CooleyJr and Dead Undead like this. Woah! It's Billy's Legendary Crack!

04-26-2011, 10:13 PM	#4
Necris Bonitis. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Somewhere in New York Posts: 2,414 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	Butt plug Santa is my profile picture on Facebook, may he reign eternally. Extreme Syncopation =/= Poly-rhythmic

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04-26-2011, 10:16 PM	#6
DVRP The HUMANCENTiPAD Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Hope, BC Posts: 1,289 Thanked: 46 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I burst out laughing at the first 2

04-26-2011, 10:34 PM	#8
Bloody_Inferno Silence is Violence Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 12,068 Thanked: 244 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I was just reading this. I thought The Awakening looks mighty awesome too. http://www.cracked.com/article_15231_7-reasons-21st-century-making-you-miserable.html http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-...better-person/ http://www.cracked.com/article_18817_5-reasons-future-will-be-ruled-by-b.s..html http://www.cracked.com/article_15663_10-things-christians-atheists-can-must-agree-on.html http://www.cracked.com/article_14990...keysphere.html http://www.cracked.com/article_19468...you-think.html

04-26-2011, 10:37 PM	#9
Cyanide Assassin play me some metal!! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Joliet, IL Posts: 561 Thanked: 74 Feedback Score: 7 reviews	i wish the eyeball was still up and able to be viewed. it was only up for about 8 months and then the artist took it down. i saw it once but never got to take pics with it.

04-26-2011, 11:47 PM	#10
Homebrew1709 ss.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: DC Metro Posts: 200 Thanked: 5 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	The Babyfighter and Child-Eater had me completely hysterical! the Hellhorse was pretty sweet too!

04-26-2011, 11:59 PM	#11
highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: _ Posts: 4,014 Thanked: 47 $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 18 reviews	Cracked is fun to read. Bigfan and ayambakar like this.

04-27-2011, 12:40 AM	#12
Blind Theory SS.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: United States Posts: 718 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ah yes! The Hellhorse! You live but an hour away from me and I am still terrified. It is seriously ....ing creepy when it is dark out.

04-27-2011, 05:51 AM	#14
CrushingAnvil \m Not Jesus Land m/ Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wellington, New Zealand Posts: 7,920 Thanked: 184 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I want to be in that vagina. Ohhhhh yeah. Whoever said "the best things in life are free" hasn't played an 80's RG" - Nick/TheSixthWheel

04-27-2011, 06:02 AM	#15
Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 15,688 Thanked: 377 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	I see this every day on the way to work: Ever noticed how some people are real dicks on the internet, but when they post something involving their band, they make the effort to be nice? Funny that...

04-27-2011, 07:57 AM	#16
neoclassical FENRISMAW Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Petty obsessions. If this is heaven, how bad is hell? Posts: 775 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I've seen the awakening while visiting DC -his mouth was full of piss and empty beer cans. Bigfan likes this. "But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?" "Because," said the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file to hide their numbers." man wat u satalking about i am shono -shonoo

04-27-2011, 11:59 AM	#20
ShadyDavey 7ibrarian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Peterborough, UK Posts: 6,581 Thanked: 104 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Crawling faceless babies - MAD shit! Great thread Edit: Butt-plug Santa takes the prize. While raping a bear in Yellowstone and snorting coke out of a freshly-dead baby's skull, I finally felt that I had found my calling and built a time machine out of Iraqi WMDs and LOTS OF HEMP WHOA. Using this time machine I went back in time and shot JFK from outer ....ing space. I am now your god - Jeff .....and then all of a sudden he drops the musical equivilant of a steaming turd right in our laps - ESP Griffyn

04-27-2011, 08:12 AM	#17
Jontain SS.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK Posts: 1,103 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	^ lol Whats with the baby abusing statues? lol

04-27-2011, 08:34 AM	#18
avenger SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,645 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	baby and child eater could not be better.

04-27-2011, 11:11 AM	#19
scherzo1928 has wood for you Join Date: May 2010 Location: Mexico City Posts: 4,692 Thanked: 33 $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $scherzo1928 is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	lol @ mind.... statue Is this... guitar?

04-27-2011, 12:03 PM	#21
UnderTheSign SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: West Coast, The Netherlands Posts: 1,436 Thanked: 32 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	The buttplug gnome rules. Lord knows how much drunk nights I've spent hugging its base thinking it's funny! neoclassical, highlordmugfug and Necris like this.

04-27-2011, 12:50 PM	#22
pink freud SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,406 Thanked: 54 $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $pink freud is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just one question: WTF, Prague? Last.FM: http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfreudHC

04-27-2011, 01:16 PM	#24
Necris Bonitis. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Somewhere in New York Posts: 2,414 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	^ It is 32 feet tall. Extreme Syncopation =/= Poly-rhythmic

04-27-2011, 01:37 PM	#25
CooleyJr Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: East Arlington, VT Posts: 3,085 Thanked: 74 $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $CooleyJr is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Perfect entrance for a very high dollar whore house.

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