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Unread 04-26-2011, 09:52 PM   #1
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Unintentionally hilarious and/or terrifying statues

The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World | Cracked.com

Some of these are just amazing. Some are so ridiculous, I can hardly believe they're real.

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Unread 04-26-2011, 09:55 PM   #2
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Brutal.


But seriously the Switzerland one is pretty brutal looking.

EDIT: Didnt even know there was a second page. The Awakening is awesome!
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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:10 PM   #3
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I want a baby-stomping statue!
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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:13 PM   #4
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Butt plug Santa is my profile picture on Facebook, may he reign eternally.

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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:15 PM   #5
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Butt plug Santa is my profile picture on Facebook, may he reign eternally.
Part of me is now tempted to report it as offensive

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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:16 PM   #6
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I burst out laughing at the first 2

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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:23 PM   #7
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Unread 04-26-2011, 10:37 PM   #9
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i wish the eyeball was still up and able to be viewed. it was only up for about 8 months and then the artist took it down. i saw it once but never got to take pics with it.

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Unread 04-26-2011, 11:47 PM   #10
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The Babyfighter and Child-Eater had me completely hysterical! the Hellhorse was pretty sweet too!
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Unread 04-26-2011, 11:59 PM   #11
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Cracked is fun to read.
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Ah yes! The Hellhorse! You live but an hour away from me and I am still terrified. It is seriously ....ing creepy when it is dark out.
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Crack is fun to smoke. Please...please man I need it man I nee...please you know I'm good for it man I'll get the money tomorrow just gimme one rock man please.
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Unread 04-27-2011, 05:51 AM   #14
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I want to be in that .......


Ohhhhh yeah.

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I see this every day on the way to work:


What happened to Jeff? Funny how he dropped off the radar now that the entire Western world disagrees with his right wing bull.....
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Unread 04-27-2011, 07:57 AM   #16
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I've seen the awakening while visiting DC -his mouth was full of piss and empty beer cans.
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"But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?"
"Because," said the Lord, ôSandpeople always ride single-file to hide their numbers."


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Unread 04-27-2011, 08:12 AM   #17
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^ lol

Whats with the baby abusing statues? lol
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Unread 04-27-2011, 08:34 AM   #18
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baby and child eater could not be better.

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Unread 04-27-2011, 11:11 AM   #19
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lol @ mind.... statue

Is this... guitar?
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Unread 04-27-2011, 11:59 AM   #20
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Crawling faceless babies - MAD ....!

Great thread

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Butt-plug Santa takes the prize.

While raping a bear in Yellowstone and snorting coke out of a freshly-dead baby's skull, I finally felt that I had found my calling and built a time machine out of Iraqi WMDs and LOTS OF HEMP WHOA. Using this time machine I went back in time and shot JFK from outer ....ing space. I am now your god - Jeff
.....and then all of a sudden he drops the musical equivilant of a steaming turd right in our laps - ESP Griffyn
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The buttplug gnome rules. Lord knows how much drunk nights I've spent hugging its base thinking it's funny!

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Unread 04-27-2011, 01:11 PM   #23
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Ah yes! The Hellhorse! You live but an hour away from me and I am still terrified. It is seriously ....ing creepy when it is dark out.
how tall is that thing it looks like the eyes light up for planes to avoid it. or crash into it so it can feast on the souls of the dead and any survivors whom it gazes upon.

"But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?"
"Because," said the Lord, ôSandpeople always ride single-file to hide their numbers."


man wat u satalking about i am shono -shonoo
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Unread 04-27-2011, 01:16 PM   #24
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^ It is 32 feet tall.

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Unread 04-27-2011, 01:37 PM   #25
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Perfect entrance for a very high dollar whore house.
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