The things iPHONE makes us say... - Page 2

Meatbucket · 12-15-2010, 01:54 AM

soliloquy · 12-12-2011, 07:25 PM

i HAVE to necro-bump this! this thing has me turning red and giving my 'abs' much needed workout!

Osiris · 12-12-2011, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soliloquy

A barrel roll?

leandroab · 12-12-2011, 08:28 PM

Just turn autocorrect off! What's so difficult about it? I did it! (I'm the best, maing)

EDIT: ANSWER MY BONER!

MikeH · 12-12-2011, 10:34 PM

I love the ones that are legitimate. The forced ones are ....ing annoying.

SirMyghin · 12-12-2011, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soliloquy

That one is just amazing

MikeH · 12-12-2011, 10:47 PM

These two had me gut-laughing.

Xaios · 12-13-2011, 01:15 AM

Holy mother of God, these things are hilarious.

Alberto7 · 12-13-2011, 01:22 AM

I am so glad this got bumped!

AK DRAGON · 12-13-2011, 02:03 AM

AH GAWD.. some of these you are laughing so hard you can't breathe!

YES!! Bieber isn't immune from it!

broj15 · 12-13-2011, 03:46 AM

slightly ot but back in the days of t9 and flip phones when we would be headed to a gig and i would text a member of my band and say "do u have the equiptment?" my phone would always try to make it say "do you have the drugs" lol

magic_golem · 12-13-2011, 05:18 AM

I missed this first time round, thanks for bumping it, ....ing hilarious ^^

Xaios · 12-14-2011, 08:45 PM

BrainArt · 12-14-2011, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soliloquy

You see, this is what buying an iphone does to people. It ruins relationships!

ang3 · 12-15-2011, 02:30 AM

JosephAOI · 12-16-2011, 03:20 PM

I don't have a screencap or anything but one time I tried to say something to one of my friends (who's extremely self-concious about her weight) and it autocorrected to 'hippo'.

Herb Dorklift · 12-19-2011, 09:29 AM

I had a fat friend too... his name was autocorrect to Lard... seriously haha.

Alberto7 · 12-19-2011, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Dorklift

I had a fat friend too... his name was autocorrect to Lard... seriously haha.

I guess we know why he's not your friend anymore

JeffFromMtl · 12-19-2011, 01:56 PM

I once had plans with a hot friend of mine, and texted her asking if she wanted to hang at my place or at hers.

I mistakenly wrote "so, do you want to bang at my place, or yours?" instead and...

Captain Shoggoth · 12-20-2011, 11:51 AM

This one made me cry laughing

edit: this one too

Konfyouzd · 12-20-2011, 12:00 PM

So wait... Does iPhone not autocorrect til after you press send or something? I got tired of letting my phone autocorrect the first day.

Captain Shoggoth · 12-20-2011, 12:01 PM

No, but someone might not notice it, it happens.

Konfyouzd · 12-20-2011, 12:04 PM

Ahh I hardly ever write out full words on my phone anymore either bc of shit like this. It suggest all the words I could potentially be writing right above the text area so I just type as many letters as I need to to see the word I want.

I send too many work emails from my phone to let shit like that go down.

Captain Shoggoth · 12-20-2011, 12:13 PM

It's irritating, luckily I've never had a slip-up like one of these.

Also, hilarious grandpa:

Konfyouzd · 12-20-2011, 12:13 PM

Oh god...

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12-15-2010, 01:54 AM	#26
Meatbucket The Minotaur Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 613 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	simulclass83 likes this.

12-12-2011, 07:25 PM	#27
soliloquy SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,547 Thanked: 216 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	i HAVE to necro-bump this! this thing has me turning red and giving my 'abs' much needed workout! nojyeloot, Edika, Alberto7 and 2 others like this. looking for a dean soltero...PM me my name is Hadi Khan, and I'm not a terrorist.

12-12-2011, 08:28 PM	#29
leandroab Stay Negative™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hell de Janeiro, Brazil Posts: 5,347 Thanked: 170 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Just turn autocorrect off! What's so difficult about it? I did it! (I'm the best, maing) EDIT: ANSWER MY BONER! The Beard likes this. is the new black RIP PETER STEELE Music: * www.soundclick.com/leandroabaurre www.soundcloud.com/leandroab Guitar projects: Baritone 6 Conversion Quotes: * ''I intend them to .... them with the long cock of the law." - Trashmanzac * "I think this mistake was the equivalent of a 6000 foot tall cock bukkake tsunami-ing Tokyo." - metallisuk * "I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol." - Peter Steele

12-12-2011, 10:34 PM	#30
MikeH Djent is okay. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Milford, OH Posts: 7,400 Thanked: 234 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	I love the ones that are legitimate. The forced ones are ....ing annoying. Hemi-Powered Drone, UnderTheSign and ayambakar like this. Did You Mean Australia?: My deathcore band. New EP out very soon! Nouns: My progressive metalcore band Not Of Man: My Down-tempo sludge project

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12-12-2011, 10:47 PM	#32
MikeH Djent is okay. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Milford, OH Posts: 7,400 Thanked: 234 Feedback Score: 17 reviews	These two had me gut-laughing. Did You Mean Australia?: My deathcore band. New EP out very soon! Nouns: My progressive metalcore band Not Of Man: My Down-tempo sludge project

12-13-2011, 01:15 AM	#33
Xaios Foolish Mortal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nimbus III Posts: 6,440 Thanked: 128 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy mother of God, these things are hilarious. Revenge is a dish best served with nice biscuits. ALL HAIL DJOD, MASTER OF THE SSO NEGAVERSE

12-13-2011, 01:22 AM	#34
Alberto7 At Fort Kickass Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Montréal, QC Posts: 2,034 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I am so glad this got bumped! soliloquy and TimmaethBoy like this. Sum, ergo cogito; cogito, ergo dubito; dubito, ergo cogito; cogito, ergo sum.

12-13-2011, 02:03 AM	#35
AK DRAGON Guitar Popcicle Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 1,767 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	AH GAWD.. some of these you are laughing so hard you can't breathe! YES!! Bieber isn't immune from it!

12-13-2011, 03:46 AM	#36
broj15 SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: The middle of a corn field, IN Posts: 1,443 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	slightly ot but back in the days of t9 and flip phones when we would be headed to a gig and i would text a member of my band and say "do u have the equiptment?" my phone would always try to make it say "do you have the drugs" lol "At least Deathcore was heavy as shit when done right, this new stuff sounds like if meshuggah and taking back sunday had a homosexual he/she creature when bred together." -- Some dude on youtube

12-13-2011, 05:18 AM	#37
magic_golem SS.org irregular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 305 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	I missed this first time round, thanks for bumping it, ....ing hilarious ^^

12-14-2011, 08:45 PM	#38
Xaios Foolish Mortal Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Nimbus III Posts: 6,440 Thanked: 128 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Revenge is a dish best served with nice biscuits. ALL HAIL DJOD, MASTER OF THE SSO NEGAVERSE

12-15-2011, 02:30 AM	#40
ang3 SS.org Regular Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: vancouver, bc Posts: 125 Thanked: 16 / 1 Feedback Score: 2 reviews

12-16-2011, 03:20 PM	#41
JosephAOI do u evn djent fggt? Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 1,856 Thanked: 30 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I don't have a screencap or anything but one time I tried to say something to one of my friends (who's extremely self-concious about her weight) and it autocorrected to 'hippo'.

12-19-2011, 09:29 AM	#42
Herb Dorklift I drive a forklift. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: York, England Posts: 507 Thanked: 50 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I had a fat friend too... his name was autocorrect to Lard... seriously haha.

12-19-2011, 01:56 PM	#44
JeffFromMtl Уродливый, но честны Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 2,213 Thanked: 116 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	I once had plans with a hot friend of mine, and texted her asking if she wanted to hang at my place or at hers. I mistakenly wrote "so, do you want to bang at my place, or yours?" instead and... petereanima, skeels, Bigfan and 2 others like this. This great blue world of ours seems a house of leaves moments before the wind

12-20-2011, 11:51 AM	#45
Captain Shoggoth SIGN YO REP Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the Central Line Posts: 832 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This one made me cry laughing edit: this one too "we could package a couple turds inside the guitar, so it'd smell like shit all the time"-dean guitars "She's a girl. It could mean ANYTHING."-Konfyouzd

12-20-2011, 12:00 PM	#46
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,457 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	So wait... Does iPhone not autocorrect til after you press send or something? I got tired of letting my phone autocorrect the first day. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

12-20-2011, 12:01 PM	#47
Captain Shoggoth SIGN YO REP Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the Central Line Posts: 832 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	No, but someone might not notice it, it happens. "we could package a couple turds inside the guitar, so it'd smell like shit all the time"-dean guitars "She's a girl. It could mean ANYTHING."-Konfyouzd

12-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#48
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,457 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Ahh I hardly ever write out full words on my phone anymore either bc of shit like this. It suggest all the words I could potentially be writing right above the text area so I just type as many letters as I need to to see the word I want. I send too many work emails from my phone to let shit like that go down. "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

12-20-2011, 12:13 PM	#49
Captain Shoggoth SIGN YO REP Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the Central Line Posts: 832 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It's irritating, luckily I've never had a slip-up like one of these. Also, hilarious grandpa: simulclass83 and -42- like this. "we could package a couple turds inside the guitar, so it'd smell like shit all the time"-dean guitars "She's a girl. It could mean ANYTHING."-Konfyouzd

12-20-2011, 12:13 PM	#50
Konfyouzd Dread-I Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Mars Posts: 15,457 Thanked: 191 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	Oh god... "... and on either side of the river was the tree of life. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations." "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and the herb for the service of man." "Lifes too short to hate Floyd Roses."

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