Damn I'm Evil

highlordmugfug · 12-04-2010, 12:01 AM

I love house centipedes.
Anyone else think that these harmless little helpful bastards still look awesomely evil?

More giant hi-res evil bug pictures anyone?

Taylor · 12-04-2010, 01:10 AM

Kill it with fire.

/scared of bugs.

DVRP · 12-04-2010, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Taylor

Kill it with fire.

/scared of bugs.

ghstofperdition · 12-04-2010, 01:52 AM

Looks almost like something from Half-Life 2.

jymellis · 12-04-2010, 02:12 AM

i have them in my house. they are pretty ....in sik lookin. my wife and kids are freaked out by them. me and my 14 year old put one a cup and put it in the microwave the other day \m/

Cabinet · 12-04-2010, 03:34 AM

Are those ....ing thorns on its mouth graspers?

Cadavuh · 12-04-2010, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jymellis

my and my 14 year old put one a cup and put it in the microwave the other day \m/

That is so twisted. It literally made me cringe.

vampiregenocide · 12-04-2010, 09:19 AM

More a fan of the Giant Vietnamese Centipede myself. NSFW.

Evil7 · 12-04-2010, 09:25 AM

\m/ less then 4 mins.. impressive for an insect!

Necris · 12-04-2010, 09:33 AM

They aren't horrifying until you make eye contact, and by "eye contact" I mean wake up with one on your face.

leandroab · 12-04-2010, 09:59 AM

I hate bugs 'n insects. I ....ing kill em' all. Especially mosquitoes. .... mosquitoes. FUUUCKKKK EMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Randy · 12-04-2010, 10:04 AM

vampiregenocide · 12-04-2010, 10:06 AM

Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd .... us up.

theclap · 12-04-2010, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd .... us up.

Man is only most dominant because of our brain power. We have the knowledge and logic to overcome any obstacle. Basically, we have guns so that wouldn't happen. A bear or elephant or rhino or a shark etc could easily .... us up if we were naked and had nothing but our bodies.However, there would probably be a few less animals running around outside. And those centipedes in your house suck they're always all over in my basement. I also heard that they bite but that was from an unreliable source.

FireInside · 12-04-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by leandroab

I hate bugs 'n insects. I ....ing kill em' all. Especially mosquitoes. .... mosquitoes. FUUUCKKKK EMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Mosquitoes drive me crazy but I ....ing hate spiders and scorpions the most.

SirMyghin · 12-04-2010, 11:18 AM

My last apartment we had a 2" monster of one in the bathroom, my wife almost died.

sepsis311 · 12-04-2010, 11:28 AM

i hate 'em, i've only seen one where i live. i kept spraying it in windex to drown it, and then wrapped a roll of paper towels around my hand to pick it up and toss it in the garbage, before bringing the half empty garbage out to the curb.

liamh · 12-04-2010, 11:32 AM

I hate pretty much all insects and bugs.
But Crane flies are the ones which freak me out the most, I literally cant be in the same room as one.

vampiregenocide · 12-04-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by theclap

Man is only most dominant because of our brain power. We have the knowledge and logic to overcome any obstacle. Basically, we have guns so that wouldn't happen. A bear or elephant or rhino or a shark etc could easily .... us up if we were naked and had nothing but our bodies.However, there would probably be a few less animals running around outside. And those centipedes in your house suck they're always all over in my basement. I also heard that they bite but that was from an unreliable source.

This would be before we had guns. I mean if spiders were that big, then we wouldn't have got to the point we are at now in our evolution, spiders would've been dominant predators and killed off our ancestors. And bears, elephants, rhinos and sharks in particular are bad examples because A. only 2 of those are predators and B. none of them are as widespread as spiders. Spiders exist in every kind of habitat, on every continent in the world. They have evolved into 40,000 different variations each with their own speciality. Like I said though, this is awhat if. Current insects and arachnids can't grow to those sizes due to the lower amount of oxygen in our atmosphere compared to the Carboniferous period, when conditions were perfect for terrestrial invertebrates and they grew to enormous sizes (30inch wide dragonflies, 3ft long scorpions etc).
And centipedes can bite, some are highly venomous and dangerous to humans.

clouds · 12-04-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd .... us up.

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

.

vampiregenocide · 12-04-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by clouds

I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

.

Like I said dude don't worry, with the earths climate as it is the days of giant spiders and scorpions are long over. What you really want to worry about is the Brazilian Wandering Spider which can cause you to have a painful erection leading to impotence.

xmetalhead69 · 12-04-2010, 03:20 PM

I'm going to try very hard to forget the existence of this thread.

highlordmugfug · 12-04-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy

OH HAI RANDY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd .... us up.

Zombie apocalypse? No. SPIDER APOCALYPSE.

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Originally Posted by Taylor

Kill it with fire.

/scared of bugs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xmetalhead69

I'm going to try very hard to forget the existence of this thread.

Successful thread is successful.

Just gonna copy paste what I told Randy:

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Originally Posted by ME:)

Haha, house centipedes are freaky little buggers. That's actually where "themuthaphukkindeath" comes from. We were staying in a dorm for a week for academic team (

) and one shot out from under the bed.

Thousand of legs, covered in spikes, really fast?

Themuthaphukkindeath it was christened and has been thenceforth.

Customisbetter · 12-04-2010, 05:55 PM

It took me about 5 minutes to scroll through this page.

That Vietnamese centipede is unbelievable. I probably would shit myself if i saw that thing.

ivancic1al · 12-04-2010, 06:21 PM

Carboniferous period invertebrates FTW! Gotta love 1 meter wide dragonflies and other such bad-assery

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12-04-2010, 02:12 AM	#5
jymellis Talk To DeWalt Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: sinsi ohio Posts: 9,197 Thanked: 88 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	i have them in my house. they are pretty ....in sik lookin. my wife and kids are freaked out by them. me and my 14 year old put one a cup and put it in the microwave the other day \m/

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Cabinet :O Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Deutschland Posts: 1,073 Thanked: 50 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Are those ....ing thorns on its mouth graspers?

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12-04-2010, 10:06 AM	#13
vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,103 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Theres a theory that if spiders were as big as a cat or bigger, humans wouldn't be the dominant species on earth. Whether that would be true I don't know, but they'd .... us up. Bigfan, Dead Undead, AngstRiddenDreams and 1 others like this. My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

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12-04-2010, 11:28 AM	#17
sepsis311 Devil's Advocate Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Pompton Lakes, NJ Posts: 478 Thanked: 3 Feedback Score: 4 reviews	i hate 'em, i've only seen one where i live. i kept spraying it in windex to drown it, and then wrapped a roll of paper towels around my hand to pick it up and toss it in the garbage, before bringing the half empty garbage out to the curb. You won't need that anymore. Not anymore. It's on sale at your ....in dollar store.

12-04-2010, 11:32 AM	#18
liamh Geek-chic Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,123 Thanked: 13 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I hate pretty much all insects and bugs. But Crane flies are the ones which freak me out the most, I literally cant be in the same room as one.

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Customisbetter WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 8,455 Thanked: 76 Feedback Score: 8 reviews	It took me about 5 minutes to scroll through this page. That Vietnamese centipede is unbelievable. I probably would shit myself if i saw that thing.

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