This is why you shouldn't wash your hands after you pee...

[74n4LL0]

After reading josh thread I remembered this comic

[splinter8451]

But if you're at a sink that automatically turns itself off then you don't touch the handle again and then you use an automatic blow dryer and kick the door open to walk out and your hands are even cleaner.

[Daemoniac]

^ And if you just piss yourself, then headbutt the toilet and kick down the rest of the bathroom, it's even better.

[jymellis]

i wash my dirty ass hands BEFORE i touch my dick

[Esp Griffyn]

It's the door handles that will get you, and not just the bathroom ones, every single door handle in your office / place of work is going to be ....ing teeming with germs.

[signalgrey]

i wash my ass with my dick.

beat THAT

[splinter8451]

Originally Posted by Demoniac

^ And if you just piss yourself, then headbutt the toilet and kick down the rest of the bathroom, it's even better.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

[josh pelican]

In public bathrooms, I prefer upper deckers.

[meisterjager]

Originally Posted by josh pelican

In public bathrooms, I prefer upper deckers.

Someone done that here at work.. it was very disconcerting for a while.

[Riffer]

Originally Posted by splinter8451

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

I was going to sig what Demoniac said but you beat me to it

[Konfyouzd]

Originally Posted by signalgrey

i wash my ass with my dick.

Can't say I'm surprised...

[Randy]

Originally Posted by Esp Griffyn

It's the door handles that will get you, and not just the bathroom ones, every single door handle in your office / place of work is going to be ....ing teeming with germs.

And few of us are bleeding profusely from all of our orifices as a result of acquiring viruses from all of this, and thus, why it doesn't even bother me a little.

[eventhetrees]

[Esp Griffyn]

Originally Posted by Randy

And few of us are bleeding profusely from all of our orifices as a result of acquiring viruses from all of this, and thus, why it doesn't even bother me a little.

Well, exactly the point I was suggesting really - if you deliberately tried to avoid all of the high bacteria-count areas around your home and work place, you would just end up being stuck sitting on the floor like a twat, not touching anything.

[Origin]

SMBC is ....ing awesome, kudos

[josh pelican]

I don't understand why my thread about washing your hands was closed...

Whatever.

[mmr007]

Some study said that 40% of all peanuts in bars have traces of urine on them from people not washing their hands. Me? I've never had difficulty peeing without peeing on myself so.....Lesson?

Don't wash hands, but definately don't eat peanuts unless you're into that sort of thing

[josh pelican]

A lot of people in the hospital won't open doors or even press the elevator buttons with their fingers. There is a reason we ahve hand sanitizers every 10 steps and several per room.

[Necris]

Originally Posted by 74n4LL0

After reading josh thread I remembered this comic
*pic*

How did he turn the faucet on without touching it?

[Cabinet]

He didn't.

[Necris]

Originally Posted by Cabinet

He didn't.

[Cabinet]

That's retarded what a stupid comic

[MFB]

Yeah...

That JUST happened.

[josh pelican]

Well, someone divided by zero...

[Bungle]

Originally Posted by splinter8451

But if you're at a sink that automatically turns itself off then you don't touch the handle again and then you use an automatic blow dryer and kick the door open to walk out and your hands are even cleaner.

Which I'd love to do but for some stupid ....ing reason, all the toilet doors here open inwards, not outwards.