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Unread 01-27-2012, 08:10 PM   #3201
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Not the most active here, but I read most of the posts in here.

I'm currently in the army, doing my one-year service most norwegian youths do.
I got a girlfriend before I joined the army, and we kinda discussed the case with me moving away, and doing my service. We both knew that this were going to be a hard year, and agreed to at least try. So, the time goes. We don't get to spend so much time together, and I try to enjoy the time we have together as much as I can. After 5 months, she begins to get angry at me for no reason. We argue almost everytime we talk to eachother, and she doesn't like that I ask questions about her new friends. Everything just keep escalating, and we have a big fight about her hanging with an ex. Things were looking pretty grim already then.
But noo. Then she lie to me about who shes going out with, and spends her entire weekend with the ex.
At that time I'm already almost crying for having such a big fight, and wanting to fix things. She was just totally declining me, telling me that she didn't want to see me for a few days.
Then after a few days, she confesses to me that she had cheated on me, and was crying and all that stuff. Telling me not to hate her, and that she was sorry and all that bs.
Stupid as I was, I kinda agreed not to break up with just one "demand": that she cut all contact with the ex. Stupid as she was, she didn't want to.
I mean, WTF?! She just slept with that guy while we were together, and I'm offering her to forgive her if she cuts contact, and she refuses. So, we kinda are in the greyzone for a while. Broken up, just not publicly. And she just keeps seeing her ex, and keeps on ....ing him. The fact that she cheated didn't mean ....... So I spend my christmas home alone, heartbroken and totally miserable, realising how a bitch she was. Thats it for being a nice guy.

Not saying that it was all crap. I had 9 great months with her, just not the last month. Got to find some new friends, as most of them are mutual. Especially as I live in the same town as her now (a very small town..)...

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Unread 01-27-2012, 08:26 PM   #3202
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^I'd say screw her


And I can't help but to think about how a row between two norwegians must sound.... To the fullest extent of my experience with you people, it is completely impossible to even sound slightly aggravated in Norwegian. If a norwegian tells me he is going to kill me, I'd take from his tone that he wants to give me cookies




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Unread 01-27-2012, 08:32 PM   #3203
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Military girlfriends/wives are pretty notorious for cheating. Does she have a sister? Hot friend? Not so hot friend?
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Unread 01-27-2012, 08:38 PM   #3204
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I did 7 years in the US Army and Ill be the first to tell you I saw so much cheating and divorce in the military it scared me away for years. So I waited until I got out and got married. Well Im getting divorced!!!

But the chances in the military are so much greater. Out of a unit of 90 soldiers 11 got divorced after my first tour to Iraq. Soldiers with other soldiers, then their spouses home ....ing anything that walks.

I know Im way negative, but like I said, Im getting divorced, so Im super cynical right now!!!!
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Unread 01-27-2012, 09:28 PM   #3205
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Jakke: as do I with english/american people! The lack of power and creativity with the swearing is facinating.

-42-: her sister is 13, I'm 20. A bit too young... Might nail some of her friends

Lukifer: I totally see how you are... Not a good story. You're allowed to be cynical!
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Unread 01-27-2012, 09:45 PM   #3206
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Jakke: as do I with english/american people! The lack of power and creativity with the swearing is facinating.

-42-: her sister is 13, I'm 20. A bit too young... Might nail some of her friends

Lukifer: I totally see how you are... Not a good story. You're allowed to be cynical!
I hope you dont see me as some psycho with a bad story!! Haha best of luck to you man! Women are trouble I tell ya!
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Unread 01-28-2012, 05:04 AM   #3207
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Jakke: as do I with english/american people! The lack of power and creativity with the swearing is facinating.
I'll show you lack of creativity in English swearing, you cretinous motherbastard badger-licking hollowed-out-turnip-....ing bollock ....-wrangler!

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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:11 AM   #3208
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I'll show you lack of creativity in English swearing
Swearing and idiomatic expressions can be very entertaining things with all languages!

Tell them about "....ting in the blue skåpet" Jakke!
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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:15 AM   #3209
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Swearing and idiomatic expressions can be very entertaining things with all languages!

Tell them about "....ting in the blue skåpet" Jakke!
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Jakke: as do I with english/american people! The lack of power and creativity with the swearing is facinating.
Nu jävlar, Polyformic, nu jävlar har du skitit i blå skåpet....


And I completely agree, english/american swearing is not very creative, and I'll give to Norway's credit that you are much more creative than them.




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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:29 AM   #3210
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Nu jävlar, Polyformic, nu jävlar har du skitit i blå skåpet....


And I completely agree, english/american swearing is not very creative, and I'll give to Norway's credit that you are much more creative than them.
Did you even read my amazing insult chain?
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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:31 AM   #3211
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Girl tells me she only wants to .....

Got a text from her today about how awkward it was cause she thought this guy she "hung out" with only wanted sex.

I tell her you "got what you want, why are you upset?"

So apparently I'm a douche/rude because I told it like it is.


Bitches...
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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:38 AM   #3212
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Did you even read my amazing insult chain?
Amount of words is not a measurment of creativity, they all revolve against the same topic, which I don't belive is very creative.
A very impressive chain none the less, I've always been impressed by the cheer amount of words in the english language




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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:51 AM   #3213
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Girl tells me she only wants to .....

Got a text from her today about how awkward it was cause she thought this guy she "hung out" with only wanted sex.

I tell her you "got what you want, why are you upset?"

So apparently I'm a douche/rude because I told it like it is.


Bitches...
That's like me joking with an old g/f (different than the married one) when she had a pregnancy scare. She went to get that shot birth control thing, and I asked if she could keep it in her pants for the full day it takes for it to go into effect.

with that I'm a terrible person destined to be alone.

Not my fault she didn't tell her new dude she wasn't on bc -_-.

At least I got a sexy picture out of the week we talked.



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Unread 01-28-2012, 09:56 AM   #3214
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Some women just amaze me, and that's not a good thing.
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Unread 01-28-2012, 10:04 AM   #3215
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Bitches be crazy.

Just the kind of crazy I'm not into.

Man, the next time some chick tells me about a St. Andrews cross, I'm ....in' done.

I don't even like rough sex.
"slap me"
"wut no"
"doo it"
"fine"
*light slap*
"HARDER"
*slaps off bed*
"hehehehehe yees"

.... that .....



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Unread 01-28-2012, 10:26 AM   #3216
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Guys how do I be like Sicarius so I can meet crazy girls and have sex with them
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Unread 01-28-2012, 10:35 AM   #3217
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Must admit, I'm a girl that likes it rough.
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Unread 01-28-2012, 11:04 AM   #3218
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There's this club in Dallas called, "The Church".

Just go upstairs and I'm sure you'll find someone who'll .... you.

tbh, the one I was describing was the one that recently got married.

Lol I've only had sex once, and it was with her.
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Unread 01-28-2012, 11:11 AM   #3219
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....... same here!
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Unread 01-28-2012, 11:14 AM   #3220
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Well first you have to find a homeschooled girl, who for whatever reason is resentful of her daddy because he provides a nice comfortable life.

Then, you throw in a really early interest in sex and bdsm.

and there you go.

....ed up bitches with daddy issues.



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Unread 01-28-2012, 11:30 AM   #3221
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Well first you have to find a homeschooled girl, who for whatever reason is resentful of her daddy because he provides a nice comfortable life.

Then, you throw in a really early interest in sex and bdsm.

and there you go.

....ed up bitches with daddy issues.
Not just homeschooled girls, alot of girls in the south or just younger sheltered girls. Along those lines, alcohol gets women on a completely different kick, they can go from a church going boob into an erotic asphyxiation connoisseur in no time. Just be confident when you talk to em and you'll be able to pick them out easily.
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I don't want those kind of sluts. They're stupid and irritatingly boring.

"SEX BOOZE PARTY PARTY PARTY"

Dear god it's pathetic.



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I've come to the conclusion that while lady-friend is cute and a cool person, I was confusing lust and the thought of a new relationship for actual feelings of wanting tondate her. Ran into her in the library and talked to her for a minute as well as last week during class and it just didn't feel the same as that first day.

Probably for the best I caught this now versus later if anything did actually happen; and no, I haven't done any leading on or anything to make her try and go for me either, just same old witty me as usual.

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Kudos to you for thinking with the correct head dude! That takes a lot of maturity; the kind that a lot of dudes sadly lack.
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Unread 01-31-2012, 08:42 PM   #3225
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Kudos to you for thinking with the correct head dude! That takes a lot of maturity; the kind that a lot of dudes sadly lack.
So very true. Im trying my best to keep a level head through my divorce and look at the positive. Tonight I found lots of positive. Its out there, you just have to find it!!!
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