/Mark dies

noodles · 06-20-2006, 09:41 AM

By now, I'm sure we've all seen that Mark is the SS.org equivelent of Kenny from South Park. He dies in every thread!

So, now we're going to pic how he dies.

JPMDan · 06-20-2006, 09:48 AM

Noodles was practicing trying to get that super hard 400 BPM petrucci solo then Mark approaches him and says whats up, instantly Noodles nails the solo and at that same time in a sigh of relief and relaxation noodles rips a gnarly metal fart and melts Mark then Drew and Chris pops out of nowhere and says OMG you killed Mark then look at each other and fight over Mark's 7 string.

eaeolian · 06-20-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPMDan

Noodles was practicing trying to get that super hard 400 BPM petrucci solo then Mark approaches him and says whats up, instantly Noodles nails the solo and at that same time in a sigh of relief and relaxation noodles rips a gnarly metal fart and melts Mark then Drew and Chris pops out of nowhere and says OMG you killed Mark then look at each other and fight over Mark's 7 string.

That's clearly a fabrication. Dave has yet to nail a solo.

noodles · 06-20-2006, 09:49 AM

You ....ers could have waited for me to finish the poll.

JPMDan · 06-20-2006, 09:51 AM

My bad the solo is 5 BPM

eaeolian · 06-20-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodles

You ....ers could have waited for me to finish the poll.

Hey, had to be done.

Besides, I voted!

darren · 06-20-2006, 09:51 AM

Whick Mark are we talking about here?

How come "DEATH BY GIANT COCK" isn't in the list?

Firebeard · 06-20-2006, 09:51 AM

I say Noodles impales him with The Emo killer on accident trying those awesome throw the guitar over my shoulder and not miss a note tricks.

JPMDan · 06-20-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darren

How come "DEATH BY GIANT COCK" isn't in the list?

It should of been in the poll but I think every member should make up their own.

noodles · 06-20-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darren

Whick Mark are we talking about here?

Mark A

Example of a death post

Shawn · 06-20-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles

He should have never turned his amp up to eleven...

Like Nigel from This Is Spinal Tap.

metalfiend666 · 06-20-2006, 10:40 AM

I think a combination of tuning to F# and turning his amp up to 11.

nitelightboy · 06-20-2006, 11:55 AM

I think Chris flexed...that's the scariest thing in the world to see....a chubby man flexing his muscles and Mark gouged out his eyes with his toe nail clippings and dies from exhaustion.

Vince · 06-20-2006, 01:31 PM

Chris · 06-20-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitelightboy

I think Chris flexed...that's the scariest thing in the world to see....a chubby man flexing his muscles and Mark gouged out his eyes with his toe nail clippings and dies from exhaustion.

What the ....!? I AM NOT CHUBBY YOU ....ING DOUCHEBAG!

D-EJ915 · 06-20-2006, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

What the ....!? I AM NOT CHUBBY YOU ....ING DOUCHEBAG!

Yeah! only kids are chubby, once you're 12 you're fat! lol...

Vegetta · 06-20-2006, 05:40 PM

BLAM BLAM BLAM

That'll teach you to break up the Offspring...

...Ohh They're still together? my bad

David · 06-20-2006, 06:31 PM

that would be sweet, if there was a thing like / me, but / markdies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitelightboy

I think Chris flexed...that's the scariest thing in the world to see....a chubby man flexing his muscles and Mark gouged out his eyes with his toe nail clippings and dies from exhaustion.

/ban

Buzz762 · 06-20-2006, 06:57 PM

An accident during sex with a BBW.

Ibanez_fanboy · 06-20-2006, 08:00 PM

does he have to die?

Metal Ken · 06-20-2006, 08:29 PM

Yes.

Mark. A · 06-20-2006, 08:33 PM

Haha, spam

I voted for a mod flex's at me

Metal Ken · 06-20-2006, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark. A

Haha, spam

I voted for a mod flex's at me

thats what i voted for too;p

Jeff · 06-20-2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

OMG th!$ d00d w@lk3d up & t0t@11y m@d3 h1m t3h d3@d LOL!!!!!!

um......that hurt to read. Noodles, please, never speaketh the tongue of the village internet idiot.

Ibanez_fanboy · 06-21-2006, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff

um......that hurt to read. Noodles, please, never speaketh the tongue of the village internet idiot.

agreed...

what the heck is with all the negative rep/

oh and if mark's going to die, maybe i should preach some "religious shit" to him, and get banned again. thanks for nothing ss.org

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View Poll Results: How does Mark die?
Tunes down to F#, hits power chord, bowels explode.	7	24.14%
Someone posts pics of superior guitar, head explodes.	2	6.90%
Mod flexes at Mark, Mark withers like an old woman.	4	13.79%
Two words: spontaneous combustion	2	6.90%
Mark posts "/Mark dies", board software takes him seriously.	4	13.79%
THERE IS NOOOOOOOOO RULE SIX!!!	3	10.34%
He should have never turned his amp up to eleven...	3	10.34%
OMG th!$ d00d w@lk3d up & t0t@11y m@d3 h1m t3h d3@d LOL!!!!!!	1	3.45%
Pistols at dawn.	1	3.45%
He lives a long life, alone with his cowardice.	2	6.90%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

06-20-2006, 09:41 AM	#1
noodles I'm your huckleberry Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 17,907 Thanked: 303 Feedback Score: 7 reviews	/Mark dies By now, I'm sure we've all seen that Mark is the SS.org equivelent of Kenny from South Park. He dies in every thread! So, now we're going to pic how he dies. Noodles Division: American Metal without the suck. kxksales@gmail.com

06-20-2006, 09:49 AM	#4
noodles I'm your huckleberry Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 17,907 Thanked: 303 Feedback Score: 7 reviews	You ....ers could have waited for me to finish the poll. Noodles Division: American Metal without the suck. kxksales@gmail.com

06-20-2006, 09:51 AM	#8
Firebeard Viking Lord Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 819 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I say Noodles impales him with The Emo killer on accident trying those awesome throw the guitar over my shoulder and not miss a note tricks. Sæmunder Firebeard

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06-20-2006, 09:48 AM	#2
JPMDan Dis fuckin' guy... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Orleans, Louisiana Posts: 5,711 Thanked: 49 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Noodles was practicing trying to get that super hard 400 BPM petrucci solo then Mark approaches him and says whats up, instantly Noodles nails the solo and at that same time in a sigh of relief and relaxation noodles rips a gnarly metal fart and melts Mark then Drew and Chris pops out of nowhere and says OMG you killed Mark then look at each other and fight over Mark's 7 string.

06-20-2006, 09:51 AM	#7
darren Decibel Guitars Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Greater Toronto Area, Canada Posts: 11,490 Thanked: 76 Feedback Score: 9 reviews	Whick Mark are we talking about here? How come "DEATH BY GIANT COCK" isn't in the list?

06-20-2006, 10:40 AM	#12
metalfiend666 - Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Basildon, England Posts: 9,690 Thanked: 47 Feedback Score: 16 reviews	I think a combination of tuning to F# and turning his amp up to 11. www.metalguitarist.org

06-20-2006, 11:55 AM	#13
nitelightboy I poop in shoes. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ft Liquordale, FL Posts: 4,190 Thanked: 20 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	I think Chris flexed...that's the scariest thing in the world to see....a chubby man flexing his muscles and Mark gouged out his eyes with his toe nail clippings and dies from exhaustion.

06-20-2006, 01:31 PM	#14
Vince Vince is X!!! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 5,643 Thanked: 113 Feedback Score: 3 reviews

06-20-2006, 05:40 PM	#17
Vegetta SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Near Morgantown WV Posts: 2,237 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	BLAM BLAM BLAM That'll teach you to break up the Offspring... ...Ohh They're still together? my bad this space for rent

06-20-2006, 06:57 PM	#19
Buzz762 Destroyer of Worlds Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,678 Thanked: 30 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	An accident during sex with a BBW.

06-20-2006, 08:00 PM	#20
Ibanez_fanboy I want a 1527!! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brisbane Australia Posts: 1,304 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	does he have to die?

06-20-2006, 08:29 PM	#21
Metal Ken Hates the Air Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 17,846 Thanked: 82 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Yes. If you list your gear in your signature, you're a prick.

06-20-2006, 08:33 PM	#22
Mark. A gang* 4 lyfe Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,952 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Haha, spam I voted for a mod flex's at me Last edited by Mark. A; 06-20-2006 at 08:36 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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