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Unread 11-04-2009, 11:49 PM   #1
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I get a LOT of people asking me...

"Hey MFB, how the .... do you get so much tail?"

Well, it's simple, with the following pickup line - I assure you that you'll NEVER go home empty handed

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Unread 11-04-2009, 11:51 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Unread 11-04-2009, 11:51 PM   #3
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HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible.
I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage.
The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.
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Unread 11-04-2009, 11:54 PM   #4
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HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible.
I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage.
The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.
I believe you mean?


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Unread 11-04-2009, 11:58 PM   #5
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I hate that I can't rep you here.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 12:08 AM   #6
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I can't believe somebody actually released this....I would be so embarrassed.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 12:09 AM   #7
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are you serious there are movies like that

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Unread 11-05-2009, 12:12 AM   #8
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That is the most ....ing stupid thing i've ever seen!!!
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Unread 11-05-2009, 12:14 AM   #9
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are you serious there are movies like that
It was on the Scifi channel over and over and over and over (ad infinitum) It seemed like they kept running them over and over forever.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 08:46 AM   #10
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My personal fave:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I'm stronger than you'
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Unread 11-05-2009, 02:47 PM   #11
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Plan A:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I have a knife'

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Plan B:

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Unread 11-05-2009, 02:54 PM   #12
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Wow.



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Unread 11-05-2009, 03:29 PM   #13
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Plan A:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I have THE MOTHER....ING ACCU-SHANK BITCH
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Unread 11-05-2009, 03:31 PM   #14
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Plan B:

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I have, much to my shame, actually used this line.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 03:33 PM   #15
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My personal fave:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I'm stronger than you'


I always liked, "We're going to be having sex later tonight, it'd probably be better for you if you were there."
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Unread 11-05-2009, 03:47 PM   #16
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A good comeback :


'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive'

'Who would be around to stop me?'
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Unread 11-05-2009, 04:33 PM   #17
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A good comeback :


'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive'

'Who would be around to stop me?'
Lots and lots of women with no one to put them in their place.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 05:43 PM   #18
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Lots and lots of women with no one to put them in their place.
Touche.


But at some point those women are going to get desperate for ....., and I shall be waiting.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 05:45 PM   #19
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Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?
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Jizz and a turkey baster.

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Unread 11-05-2009, 05:54 PM   #21
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Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?
How is babby formed? How do get preganant>?
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they need to do way instain mother
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Unread 11-05-2009, 06:00 PM   #23
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that shark vid!!



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Unread 11-05-2009, 06:31 PM   #24
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they need to do way instain mother


Oh people these days.
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Unread 11-05-2009, 06:34 PM   #25
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THIS IS ABOUT ME BEING A SEX GOD NOT YOUR ....TY PICKUP LINES AND TERRIBLE GRAMMAR


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