I get a LOT of people asking me...

MFB · 11-04-2009, 11:49 PM

"Hey MFB, how the .... do you get so much tail?"

Well, it's simple, with the following pickup line - I assure you that you'll NEVER go home empty handed

NWS

FretWizard88 · 11-04-2009, 11:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

highlordmugfug · 11-04-2009, 11:51 PM

HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible.
I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it

and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage.

The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.

MFB · 11-04-2009, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highlordmugfug

HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible.
I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it

and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage.

The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.

I believe you mean?

highlordmugfug · 11-04-2009, 11:58 PM

I hate that I can't rep you here.

FretWizard88 · 11-05-2009, 12:08 AM

I can't believe somebody actually released this....I would be so embarrassed.

D-EJ915 · 11-05-2009, 12:09 AM

are you serious there are movies like that

Daemoniac · 11-05-2009, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFB

I believe you mean?

That is the most ....ing stupid thing i've ever seen!!!

highlordmugfug · 11-05-2009, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-EJ915

are you serious there are movies like that

It was on the Scifi channel over and over and over and over (ad infinitum) It seemed like they kept running them over and over forever.

vampiregenocide · 11-05-2009, 08:46 AM

My personal fave:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I'm stronger than you'

Bungle · 11-05-2009, 02:47 PM

Plan A:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I have a knife'

==============================

Plan B:

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Rick · 11-05-2009, 02:54 PM

Wow.

-mouse- · 11-05-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bungle

Plan A:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I have THE MOTHER....ING ACCU-SHANK BITCH

fixed

minusthemonkey · 11-05-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bungle

Plan B:

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I have, much to my shame, actually used this line.

Variant · 11-05-2009, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

My personal fave:

'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?'

'No...how?'

'Because I'm stronger than you'

I always liked, "We're going to be having sex later tonight, it'd probably be better for you if you were there."

vampiregenocide · 11-05-2009, 03:47 PM

A good comeback :

'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive'

'Who would be around to stop me?'

highlordmugfug · 11-05-2009, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

A good comeback :

'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive'

'Who would be around to stop me?'

Lots and lots of women with no one to put them in their place.

vampiregenocide · 11-05-2009, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highlordmugfug

Lots and lots of women with no one to put them in their place.

Touche.

But at some point those women are going to get desperate for penis, and I shall be waiting.

-mouse- · 11-05-2009, 05:45 PM

Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?

Bungle · 11-05-2009, 05:51 PM

Jizz and a turkey baster.

vampiregenocide · 11-05-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -mouse-

Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?

How is babby formed? How do get preganant>?

-mouse- · 11-05-2009, 05:56 PM

they need to do way instain mother

All_¥our_Bass · 11-05-2009, 06:00 PM

that shark vid!!

highlordmugfug · 11-05-2009, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vampiregenocide

How is babby formed? How do get preganant>?

Quote:

Originally Posted by -mouse-

they need to do way instain mother

Oh people these days.

MFB · 11-05-2009, 06:34 PM

THIS IS ABOUT ME BEING A SEX GOD NOT YOUR SHITTY PICKUP LINES AND TERRIBLE GRAMMAR

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11-04-2009, 11:49 PM	#1
MFB I'M A MONSTER! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 7,458 Thanked: 84 Feedback Score: 13 reviews	I get a LOT of people asking me... "Hey MFB, how the .... do you get so much tail?" Well, it's simple, with the following pickup line - I assure you that you'll NEVER go home empty handed NWS (´･ω･`) *In space, no one can hear you bree.* - Metal Ken

11-05-2009, 12:09 AM	#7
D-EJ915 <3's Tsukasa Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 18,736 Thanked: 219 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	are you serious there are movies like that əBCAir

11-05-2009, 08:46 AM	#10
vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,061 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	My personal fave: 'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?' 'No...how?' 'Because I'm stronger than you' My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

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11-04-2009, 11:51 PM	#2
FretWizard88 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Franken, WI Posts: 549 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

11-04-2009, 11:51 PM	#3
highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: _ Posts: 4,012 Thanked: 47 $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 18 reviews	HAHA, the shark attack movies are all so terrible. I forget which one it is, but the use stock footage of a great white eating bait, and they edit it for the people and stuff he's eating, so it looks like the shark just radomly changes sizes because they use the same shot when he eats a person, a guy on a jetski, and a raft with like 20 people in it and everything he eats is the same size because they have to stretch or shrink it to cover the bait in the original footage. The best part is that I had seen the shark eat bait before during shark week or something of the like.

11-04-2009, 11:58 PM	#5
highlordmugfug themuthaphukkindeath Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: _ Posts: 4,012 Thanked: 47 $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $highlordmugfug is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 18 reviews	I hate that I can't rep you here.

11-05-2009, 12:08 AM	#6
FretWizard88 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Franken, WI Posts: 549 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I can't believe somebody actually released this....I would be so embarrassed.

11-05-2009, 02:47 PM	#11
Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia. Posts: 1,277 Thanked: 27 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Plan A: 'You're getting laid tonight, know how I know that?' 'No...how?' 'Because I have a knife' ============================== Plan B: Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

11-05-2009, 03:47 PM	#16
vampiregenocide A Chap Called Ross Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hertfordshire, England Posts: 15,061 Thanked: 273 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	A good comeback : 'I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive' 'Who would be around to stop me?' My Photography Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/rosswildishphotography Dissonant Media - The news source for new alternate/progressive music! Check us out: http://de-de.facebook.com/pages/Sawbridgeworth-United-Kingdom/Dissonant-Media/126448677394107 http://www.youtube.com/user/DissonantMedia#p/a http://dissonantmedia.tumblr.com/

11-05-2009, 05:45 PM	#19
-mouse- Such a strange numb Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lost Angels Posts: 503 Thanked: 28 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Dude YES SHE WILL, cause how else can babies be made? HOW I ASK YOU?

11-05-2009, 05:51 PM	#20
Bungle Sir Roger Moore, KBE Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Sydney, Australia. Posts: 1,277 Thanked: 27 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Jizz and a turkey baster.

11-05-2009, 05:56 PM	#22
-mouse- Such a strange numb Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lost Angels Posts: 503 Thanked: 28 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	they need to do way instain mother

11-05-2009, 06:00 PM	#23
All_¥our_Bass Army Without Borders Join Date: May 2006 Location: Zanzibar Land Posts: 6,978 Thanked: 81 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	that shark vid!! No Nation. No Philosophy. No Ideology.

11-05-2009, 06:34 PM	#25
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