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F'king ............
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![]() Yes, it is real! It's from this week's issue of 'Countdown'... My favourite explanation for this is something someone suggested on a blog; all the staff at the Daily Planet have known Clark Kent is Superman for years, and have just been humouring him all this time...
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"I KNOW you're Superman! The 'S' on your shirt was my first clue."
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Vulcan Lute God
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"Yes. I am super, man. You kids and your slang"
David Warren Brubeck (December 6, 1920 – December 5, 2012) |
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President / RHLC ©
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Dirty Lurker
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"Personally I see no great issues with ocularly penetrating someone. The advantages are they can sing you songs while you're having intercourse. Imagine a round of "row row row your boat" while you're plowing the shit out of her skull." -JJ Rodriguez |
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<3's Tsukasa
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SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!
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SENSUAL CAPTAIN
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"Holy shit, you're huge!"
Head of Agile Gestapo Line 6 XDS95-->Line 6 POD X3 Pro-->Matrix GT800FX-->Line 6 Spidervalve 4x12 cabinet https://www.facebook.com/thealphaandtheomegamusic |
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I poop in shoes.
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I am the mask you wear. |
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I SS.org Salute You!
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Shortly thereafter Jimmie's lifeless body was found stuffed in the photocopier......his head squashed like an over ripe melon. Sensing the commotion Clark simply looked up from his desk, pushed the glasses up his nose with his index finger, and proclaimed "Oh, my."
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I'm your huckleberry
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"Superman, Jimmy? THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
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SS Contributor
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"Honestly Clark, you seriously think the glasses thing works as a disguise?
Now tell me how many chicks that work here you've checked out with your X-ray vision." |
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Vulcan Lute God
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"You guessed it Jimmie, gee whiz you are smart"
And with that, Superman walks away releived that his true identity still remains a secret, that he is indeed CHUCK NORRIS
David Warren Brubeck (December 6, 1920 – December 5, 2012) |
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ss.org Regular
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Jimmy- Daddy! Daddy, you're back from your business trip! And you're sober! Mommy moved to the city with Mommy's friend, Jerry, and he tried to hit me, Daddy--not like you do, in an extra-mean way!
After Simon bites that Skeleton’s face in half, he is going to rape that hydra. That’s how Simon rolls.. |
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mermaidunicornnymph
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haha
this is funny
![]() LMAO "Dahling, you are made of Win!"-ZeroSignal "Wonderfull, I just misspelled 2 different languages in the same sentnce, that has to be a record."-Desecrated "...then a giraffe hid behind the cabbage and the car fermented itself into a polar bear and now I don't know where my keys are."-Desecrated "True my son, follow the teachings of the white goat and the holy land will come to you."-Desecrated Last edited by Nerina; 09-04-2007 at 02:14 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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