[Chris]

I can't WAIT to see this.

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Asskicking Review #1

Asskicking review #2

The second review is brilliant.

"My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."

"I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."

[D-EJ915]

I want it to come out...NOOWWWW

[Chris]

COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES

Who gives a shit if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.

[The Dark Wolf]

I'm so geeked up for this fucker, it's unreal. Fuck.



Unrelated, I'm going to see 'The Number 23' tonight. I hope it's good. Neat twist for Carrey.

Anyrate... fuck! Can't wait!

[NegaTiveXero]

I really want to see 300 AND The Number 23. They both look so kickass. Especially 300, FUCK! COME OUT NOW!

[playstopause]

Originally Posted by Chris

I can't WAIT to see this.

Count me in

[ohio_eric]

Originally Posted by Chris

"My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."

"I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey."

Frank Miller, who wrote the comic book upon which 300 is based and also Sin City, indeed kicks much ass. I'm pretty geeked to see this movie. Sin City was insanely good. It had everything, dark humor, guns and mind boggling amounts of hot chicks. Carla Gugino, the lesbian parole officer-Lucille, was just super hot. Not to mention the about half a dozen other slobber worthy babes. Yes I am totally looking forard to 300.

Oh yeah if someone does make a movie where two sentient boobs fight a werewolf, count me in.

[WayneCustom7]

Count me in as well.

[The Dark Wolf]

Originally Posted by ohio_eric

Frank Miller, who wrote the comic book upon which 300 is based and also Sin City, indeed kicks much ass. I'm pretty geeked to see this movie. Sin City was insanely good. It had everything

Almost.


Jessica Alba didn't go topless. Now, not only did that suck from a completely and admittedly puerile standpoint, it was also aesthetically a fuckin' no no! Nancy Callahan NEVER had her fucking top on.

I would have loved to see Jessica's tatas, I'll admit. But I wish they would have just cast someone else. Nothing gets sand up my vagina faster than when movies take liberties with my beloved literature. Fuckers.

I Frank Miller.

[ohio_eric]

Originally Posted by The Dark Wolf

Almost.


Jessica Alba didn't go topless. Now, not only did that suck from a completely and admittedly puerile standpoint, it was also aesthetically a fuckin' no no! Nancy Callahan NEVER had her fucking top on.

I would have loved to see Jessica's tatas, I'll admit. But I wish they would have just cast someone else. Nothing gets sand up my vagina faster than when movies take liberties with my beloved literature. Fuckers.

I Frank Miller.

Alba totally pussed out on the nudity. The nudity they did have was amazing. But if Jessica Alba had did the required nudity it would have elevated the movie indeed.

Angelina Jolie is going to be in the next one. She better be naked.