[noodles]

Originally Posted by metalmike23

What are the other 2?

Blade 2, Blade 3.

[urklvt]

Blade 3 was the worst piece of microwaved horse shit I have ever seen, and I bought it before watching it thinking that I wanted to own the whole set. And no, a hot girl could not redeem that movie at all. Maybe 5 or 6 hot girls, but then we're putting the film in a whole new category. Blade Threesome. Now that's the direction they should have taken.

[distressed_romeo]

^Funny post! I only watched about thirty minutes apeice of two of the Blade films and neither was that wonderful.
BTW...love the new avatar!

[Ibycan7]

She shall be mine one day.....

[Roland777]

No Kari Byron. Still hot. I watched the first one for the cover - I'll probably watch the second one to see a bit more skin. :p

[Naren]

Originally Posted by noodles

Blade 2, Blade 3.

I thought Blade 1 was okay. Blade 2 was kinda crappy and not a good movie by any definiton (but not nearly as bad as Underworld) and, because of my experience with the first 2 movies, I didn't watch Blade 3. I can only imagine that it must have been the worst of the three films.

But, I'm not sure what the other 2 in my top 3 would be. I have a lot of movies vying for the title. I've seriously seen a lot of vampire movies by now (used to be in a horror and cult film "club", which made me see a lot of really bad films. And, yet, even then, "Underworld" managed to be worse than a lot of films that looked like they were made on $35. Can you imagine?).

I'll just leave it as "Underworld" being in the top 3 worst vampire movies of all time, most likely in the top 2.

And, Drew, while I agree she's hot, like urklvt said, hot girls could not save that movie. Seriously, by 30 minutes into the movie, I did not want to see Kate Beckinsale's face ever again. That's how bad the movie was. But, being who I am, I watched the whole movie through and left, feeling sucked dry, horibly abused and raped by whatever idiots made that movie. It actually came out when I was still in that horor and cult film club and there wasn't really anybody who liked it. Some people said "THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!" before it came out, but after they saw it, even they changed their tune to somehting like, "It... it kind of sucked... you know...? "

[Roland777]

But, can you tell me why it sucked? The only real example I can think of is when she uses up two clips to shoot a hole in the floor. The rest was sort of what I expected of a vampire movie. (Maybe I've been jaded by the horrid idiocy that is blade 2)

[Naren]

Originally Posted by Roland777

But, can you tell me why it sucked? The only real example I can think of is when she uses up two clips to shoot a hole in the floor. The rest was sort of what I expected of a vampire movie. (Maybe I've been jaded by the horrid idiocy that is blade 2)

Why Underworld sucked, you mean? Actually I usually expect "coolness" from a vampire movie. I didn't get that from either Blade or Underworld. I don't see how her using two clips to shoot a hole in the floor would make the movie suck. I had absolutely no problem with that part. First of all, Underworld's story was very mindless and boring. Second of all, there were no interesting characters or characters worth rooting for (all despicable). Thirdly, the movie really just drags and drags. There were so many things in the movie that annoyed the hell out of me. I just wanted that movie to end. In my mind, I was thinking "PLEEEEASE STOP TORTURING ME AND ENDD!!" I haven't seen it in 2 years or so and I can't remember everything about it. I can remember that it was incredibly boring, stupid, and neverending. I actually can't think of anything good about it except a good-looking actress (who really got on my nerves throughout the film, making her not such a good thing) and somewhat good graphics (that pretty much just bored me most of the time). I like some completely pointless stupid movies, assuming they are interesting despite their pointlessness and stupidity, but Underworld was just so boring... damn... I can't express how bad of a film that is. It should be a great example of how NOT to make a film...

[Roland777]

Originally Posted by Naren

I don't see how her using two clips to shoot a hole in the floor would make the movie suck, and a bunch of stuff about how Underworld sucks

I think I'm unable to enjoy any vampire-movie ever since I saw Blade 2. That was a really bad movie - Underworld was heaps better. In any case, I realise that you can't really demand much realism from a vampire-movie, but horrendeously stupid things such as wasting two clips shooting a hole in the floor using up ammunition you could have used to shoot those you're escaping from, especially as the entire firefight takes place inside a hallway that is no more than 6 feet wide and 9 feet tall. You've got stuff that defies realism, then you've got stuff that is abso-totally idiotic.