will u b my qt gf?

Don't make me question myself D:

are you sure.

I'm so alive right now!

YOU'RE ALIVE

NO YOU A STUPID HOE

YOU A HOE

Then after many years of fondling, Black Shongdon dies of a heart attack and the Shrimp king is transformed into a mustached crisp wrapper, he then starts playing gypsy jazz in a work camp...

UNTIL.

He is abducted by aliens in another dimension...

Vocaroo | Voice message

He does not succeed and becomes a prawn in the sex dungeon of Black Shelton, (my mispelling of Blake Shelton, which I'm leaving in because, DIRECTORS CUT MMM YEEEEAH)

The he tries to escape the dungeon but he is being fondled by Black Shelton.

Here is the song accompying it. Vocaroo | Voice message

this is a song I wrote about the shrimp king having a shit.

Vocaroo | Voice message

the tense parts with the chromatics are him trying desperately to shit before his shrimp wife comes home and sees him and the melodic parts are the bit where he thinks he is going to win nad survive but BAM back into the constipation with some augmented loveshits.