Fiction

nice, February is still a bit of a wait. especially if we're gonna have to pay a ridiculous markup like with everything else hahaha! DDorian got back to me about starting a thread for a group import, said he's okay with it as long as it's in the dealers section. do you think there's much point when they're only 3-4 months off getting here anyway?

Then after many years of fondling, Black Shongdon dies of a heart attack and the Shrimp king is transformed into a mustached crisp wrapper, he then starts playing gypsy jazz in a work camp...

UNTIL.

He is abducted by aliens in another dimension...

Vocaroo | Voice message

He does not succeed and becomes a prawn in the sex dungeon of Black Shelton, (my mispelling of Blake Shelton, which I'm leaving in because, DIRECTORS CUT MMM YEEEEAH)

The he tries to escape the dungeon but he is being fondled by Black Shelton.

Here is the song accompying it. Vocaroo | Voice message

this is a song I wrote about the shrimp king having a shit.

Vocaroo | Voice message

the tense parts with the chromatics are him trying desperately to shit before his shrimp wife comes home and sees him and the melodic parts are the bit where he thinks he is going to win nad survive but BAM back into the constipation with some augmented loveshits.

sent a pm to the mods, .... waiting 3-6 months. it HAS to be cheaper for us to buy in bulk and pay for a container + customs ourselves, if it wasn't there wouldn't be middle men making a ....ing killing off us in the first place.

yeah I'm hearing you. At the very least I think it would be worth seeing what kind of interest there would be for something like that. Even if we get 30-40 people that might be enough to get the importer to pull their finger out and get some out here sooner. although it would probably end up cheaper to import them ourselves. I might hit up the mods and see if they would mind if we started a thread to gauge interest.

yeah it's ridiculous man. it would probably almost be worth it to get 50 people together and just get a US Ibanez distro to send us a shipping container. I could probably get 10 people I know to throw money at it.

I called the oz dealer for ibanez and they tried to tell me the RGA8 has been out for ages lol. I had a look on MF and got to the end of the checkout process only to find they wouldn't ship the RG8 here, fully ruined my wet dream

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