Divinehippie

Thanks dude!

If* the person who does the interviews

Nope. I called them to schedule an interview, but there person on the phone said that is the person who does the interviews is interested, they'll call me. I haven't gotten a call back.

Smoking weed helps me stay chilled out. However, I'm laying off the weed so I can switch jobs to Pepsi, so today is cigar a cigar day.

Since I've always wanted to fight my ex-co-worker, I might as well push his buttons about his child molesting brother. That's guaranteed to get fists swinging next time I see him.

Oh yes, definitely win!
And I just moved to a new house, so I was looking in the national sex offender registry for any sex offenders that may live near me. And now I'm looking at the NSR for the town I used to live and and still deliver in. I've definitely delivered to some of them before. And one of them I met because his psycho younger brother used to work with me.

"Warehouse person", thus, loading pallets. I want to drive a truck though, and I probably will later on.

I JUST finished applying for Pepsi!

I'm not going to blow snot in people's food or anything like that, but I shake up their drinks, "forget" their dipping cups of sauce, turn their pizza sideways, turn their pasta upside down. If I blow snot in their food, they won't know about it and they'll keep ordering, and we'll waste our gas to deliver their food to them. If their orders are visibly ....ed up, they'll take their business somewhere else.
And as for the assholes who tell lies just to get more food for free, I tell them they can go .... theirself, and management trusts me.
Honestly, I don't want to work there anymore.

That's very true. Some of the piece of shit customers I deliver to eventually have cat shit thrown all over their car.