[Metalmilkman]

Best way to shut fat ugly stupid chicks up.

1. Scream, ''someone call the zoo, it's loose it's loose!'' In her general vicinity.
2. Simply get a friend(doesen't have to be) drunk and convince him that she is a he who stole his cat who he owned several years ago.
3. Kill fat chick in her own house, make ot look like suicide, hope knowone cop's on that sh's got a big knife wound under one of those fat flabs.
4. !!!Only advisable if your a hardcore man bastard!!!

Walk into familys home, gather everyone in main room, ask fatty to try and stand up for ten seconds, punch her in the face. While father is getting up to try and hurt you, grab fatty's titties and attempt to drag the bitch towards the door for no particular reason all the while explaining to your girlfriend that it was good fun but the bitch knocked out and killing my back here spoiled it for all of us.



Problem solved.