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07-19-2008, 05:19 AM
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Vince is X!!!
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Absolute insanity!
Who would've thought a bowling ball was 2200 calories!!  * Vince loves The Onion  |
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07-19-2008, 06:16 AM
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A Mural Of Twilight
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The Onion IS the finest news source. EVER!
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07-19-2008, 07:05 AM
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tacos?
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That woman scares me
Knights that say
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07-19-2008, 12:02 PM
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The messages underneath are awesome - "A bowl of thumbtacks will keep you feeling full all the way to the hospital" - pure gold.
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07-21-2008, 02:25 AM
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FFS read the rules.
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Is the book out yet?
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07-21-2008, 02:02 PM
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HAHAHA!! This is fucking hilarious!
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07-21-2008, 02:33 PM
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Powerball!
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I better pick this up.
I've been eating way too much phone lately.  |
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07-24-2008, 05:05 PM
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Someone feed that woman real food, with lots of calories to make her look normal again. Damn... :P
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07-24-2008, 08:51 PM
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He loves you
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"A bowl of thumbtacks will leave you feeling full all the way to the hospital"
"Chinese acrobats that will make you plum forget about the horrors of their government"  It's the small jokes where The Onion kicks the most ass.
The only proof he needed for the existance of God was music.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Without music, life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche |
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07-24-2008, 09:13 PM
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Is this a joke or what?
"What an inspiration you are" "I'm just a happy happy person! I'm just so happy!" Some kind of parody or something? The scary thing is that I can't tell if this is real or just a joke, haha, never know these days :\ |
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