Good news for me! (Warning: Mature Content)

Regor · 12-10-2006, 03:43 PM

Well, since I'm in a clinical laboratory sciences program in college right now, one of the classes is about body fluid analysis. And that requires the use of microscopes. So I have them available to me, and the instructors said we could take them home if we ever wanted to practice, etc.

Well, since my chemotherapy treatment, there has been a 'question' as to whether or not I may be sterile now. So I decided since it's the end of the semester and we don't have labs anymore, and hence don't need the microscopes in school, that I'd take one home over the weekend. Well, I busted out my text book to the chapter on seminal fluid analysis and did some of my own analysis. And I've got swimmers! Yay me!

zimbloth · 12-10-2006, 03:45 PM

Congrats

ohio_eric · 12-10-2006, 03:48 PM

Thank you for sharing.

D-EJ915 · 12-10-2006, 03:50 PM

whooo~~

Mastodon · 12-10-2006, 03:55 PM

And what exactly did you capture them with?

Rick · 12-10-2006, 03:58 PM

Congrats, Roger.......I think.......

Regor · 12-10-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mastodon

And what exactly did you capture them with?

Your Mom's mouth.... ZING!

(Just kidding dude, it was tooooo easy, so I had to take it. Sorry)

I used an un-lubricated condom. Easy enuff.

Mr. S · 12-10-2006, 04:49 PM

good news

urklvt · 12-10-2006, 05:10 PM

Dude, as a proud father who started late (36), I can honestly say that I am extremely happy for you. Now remember the principle of supply and demand and don't hold back, but stay BUSY until you're ready for kids.

Mastodon · 12-10-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Regor

Your Mom's mouth.... ZING!

(Just kidding dude, it was tooooo easy, so I had to take it. Sorry)

I used an un-lubricated condom. Easy enuff.

Haha, nice one.

12-10-2006, 03:43 PM	#1
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12-10-2006, 03:55 PM	#5
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12-10-2006, 05:10 PM	#9
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