Hot sauces

Chris · 11-08-2006, 05:23 PM

I've got Patriots tickets (

) for the Detroit game, and you can bet I'll be tailgating. I'm checking eBay for some randomly badass hot sauces, and I came across this:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Buttplug-Relief-...em230044767952

Quote:

Tahiti Joe's Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce 5 oz. OK! So you're constipated, big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says that you have too? Buttplug Relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millenium. If your Bowels are not on the move, Buttplug relief Extra Hot Hot Sauce will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So save your chile Ass and down a botle of Buttplug Relief today. P.S. Possible side effects, if you bend over to pick up the bottle, you might feel a slight anal intrusion.

Anyone have any recommendations for some badass sauces for wings/chili?

Buzz762 · 11-08-2006, 05:38 PM

I'm a big fan of Blair's Death Sauce.

Sudden Death is my favorite for Chili, but pretty much every sauce they make is good.

Leon · 11-08-2006, 05:45 PM

http://www.cholula.com/

this stuff is always a must in my chili.

edit: i should note that this sauce isn't all that hot. granted, it'll knock granny's socks off, but it won't phase a hot sauce connoisseur. it has more flavor than heat.

also tastey are Caboom's fruity salsas.
http://www.cajohns.com/Merchant2/mer...de=FruitSalsas

D-EJ915 · 11-08-2006, 05:58 PM

Dave's insanity sauce

garcia3441 · 11-08-2006, 07:29 PM

http://www.hotsauce.com/product_p/c178.htm

Here ya go.

Buzz762 · 11-09-2006, 12:38 AM

Chris, were you looking for flavorful stuff that would be good in chili, or just sauce with the impressive heat value (would probably have you pissing fire out of your ass for some time afterwards too).

sirbrandon101 · 11-09-2006, 01:17 AM

This stuff is HOT! http://cgi.ebay.com/Da-Bomb-Beyond-I...QQcmdZViewItem

My friend bought a bottle of this stuff and me and a friend bet over a game of air hockey that the loser had to put a few drops straight on his tongue. I lost and today was the day I took on Da Bomb. It was roughly 4 drops rubbed all over my tongue, talk about burn. They say it's the 14th hottest sauce in existence, http://www.peppers.com/top.cfm.

NewArmyGuitar · 11-09-2006, 01:58 AM

This stuff is awesome:

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/youcanhanthi.html

SevenatoR · 11-09-2006, 09:57 AM

One of the most accurate descriptions I've seen of this kind of hot sauce...

Ass in the Tub

http://www.sweatnspice.com/127-6.htm

Jason · 11-13-2006, 11:51 PM

Fireass sucks..

11-08-2006, 05:45 PM	#3
Leon {##[====:::. • Super Moderator • Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Ohio Crew Posts: 11,711 Main Seven: RG7620 of Doom Rig: Mesa / Sovtek Thanked: 78	http://www.cholula.com/ this stuff is always a must in my chili. edit: i should note that this sauce isn't all that hot. granted, it'll knock granny's socks off, but it won't phase a hot sauce connoisseur. it has more flavor than heat. also tastey are Caboom's fruity salsas. http://www.cajohns.com/Merchant2/mer...de=FruitSalsas I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate. We'll cross the streams.

11-08-2006, 05:58 PM	#4
D-EJ915 <3's Tsukasa Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 16,571 Real Name: Kagami Main Seven: Blackjack ATX Rig: Randall RG75G2C Thanked: 201	Dave's insanity sauce My Site: əBCAir

11-08-2006, 07:29 PM	#5
garcia3441 Tone Whore Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 5,435 Real Name: Mike J. Main Seven: 2002 Vigier Excalibur 7 Main ERG: Danelectro Baritone Rig: Hot Rod DeVille 410 Thanked: 86	http://www.hotsauce.com/product_p/c178.htm Here ya go. "Im sick and tired of hearing things From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth. " John Lennon

11-09-2006, 01:58 AM	#8
NewArmyGuitar Fueled by Satan Join Date: May 2005 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 352 Real Name: Steve Main Seven: Ibanez RG 7621 Main ERG: Ibanez RG 2228 Rig: PODxtPro/BBE/Mesa395 Thanked: 17 / 1	This stuff is awesome: http://www.hotsauceworld.com/youcanhanthi.html http://www.myspace.com/unavox

11-13-2006, 11:51 PM	#10
Jason Sign Your Neg Rep Posts! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South of the rats mouth.. Posts: 9,308 Real Name: Jason Main Seven: Esp/Ltd H207 :D Rig: Nadda Supreme Thanked: 79	Fireass sucks.. "I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn't work." Gallagher

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11-08-2006, 05:38 PM	#2
Buzz762 Destroyer of Worlds Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,669 Real Name: Dom Main Seven: Ibanez RG7321 Rig: Carvin TN100 Thanked: 30	I'm a big fan of Blair's Death Sauce. Sudden Death is my favorite for Chili, but pretty much every sauce they make is good.

11-09-2006, 12:38 AM	#6
Buzz762 Destroyer of Worlds Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 1,669 Real Name: Dom Main Seven: Ibanez RG7321 Rig: Carvin TN100 Thanked: 30	Chris, were you looking for flavorful stuff that would be good in chili, or just sauce with the impressive heat value (would probably have you pissing fire out of your ass for some time afterwards too).

11-09-2006, 01:17 AM	#7
sirbrandon101 ss.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Torrance, CA Posts: 3 Real Name: Brandon Thanked: 0	This stuff is HOT! http://cgi.ebay.com/Da-Bomb-Beyond-I...QQcmdZViewItem My friend bought a bottle of this stuff and me and a friend bet over a game of air hockey that the loser had to put a few drops straight on his tongue. I lost and today was the day I took on Da Bomb. It was roughly 4 drops rubbed all over my tongue, talk about burn. They say it's the 14th hottest sauce in existence, http://www.peppers.com/top.cfm.

11-09-2006, 09:57 AM	#9
SevenatoR Seven String Slinger Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: South of Heaven Posts: 514 Real Name: Todd Hansen Main Seven: RG7620 RB Rig: RG762x / G-Maj / XXX Thanked: 0	One of the most accurate descriptions I've seen of this kind of hot sauce... Ass in the Tub http://www.sweatnspice.com/127-6.htm

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