SMACKERS

David · 08-02-2006, 07:33 PM

NWS language

I just punched my friend in the face, and might have broken his nose because he can't eat without fucking smacking like a fucking moron. He's so fucking annoying! WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SMACK WHEN THEY EAT. Fucking keep your god damn fucking mouth shut and stop making so much fucking annoying pointless fucking noise. Holy shit that just pisses me the fuck off. Why is it so hard to fucking chew with your fucking mouth closed? And not suck your lips together and make a smacking noise with your tongue when you open up?

I have anger issues... I know.

D-EJ915 · 08-02-2006, 07:47 PM

Same people who catch flies when just hanging around.

Nik · 08-02-2006, 08:32 PM

Heh, makes me think of that recent video of Bush smacking away, eating with his mouth open, while Blair is standing over his shoulder trying to talk to him.

Yeah, I know what you mean man, smackers =

Metal Ken · 08-02-2006, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by David

I just punched my friend in the face, and might have broken his nose because he can't eat without fucking smacking like a fucking moron. He's so fucking annoying! WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SMACK WHEN THEY EAT. Fucking keep your god damn fucking mouth shut and stop making so much fucking annoying pointless fucking noise. Holy shit that just pisses me the fuck off. Why is it so hard to fucking chew with your fucking mouth closed? And not suck your lips together and make a smacking noise with your tongue when you open up?
I have anger issues... I know.

Scott · 08-02-2006, 09:07 PM

If you may have broken your friends nose for smacking when he eats, then you have bigger problems than he does.

David · 08-02-2006, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott

If you may have broken your friends nose for smacking when he eats, then you have bigger problems than he does.

it's so fucking annoying though! I was playing at 1/2 power on my 100W amp, and I could hear EVERY chew. I can't stand it, I've never been able to. I asked him to stop so many times, and he's like NO, this is how I eat.

And we're talking about me Scott, I have many many major issues that I'll never work out.

Nik · 08-02-2006, 09:32 PM

Still, smashing their face is a bit extreme. If you really wanted to show him you meant business, perhaps a somewhat strong punch to the gut MIGHT have been justified, but nothing to create lasting pain or damage.

darren · 08-02-2006, 09:39 PM

Friends don't punch friends in the face for chewing with their mouths open. If a "friend" had done that to me, i probably would have spat my food in his face and that would have been the end of our friendship.

Yes, chewing with one's mouth open is disgusting and neanderthal, but so is senseless physical violence.

Scott · 08-02-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by David

it's so fucking annoying though! I was playing at 1/2 power on my 100W amp, and I could hear EVERY chew. I can't stand it, I've never been able to. I asked him to stop so many times, and he's like NO, this is how I eat.
And we're talking about me Scott, I have many many major issues that I'll never work out.

See, that's your problem right there. Your lucky the metal gods didn't strike you down where you stood for playing at 1/2 power..

The Dark Wolf · 08-02-2006, 10:39 PM

My cousin used to fill his bowl to the very brim with cereal. Then he'd put his hand on top of the cereal, and to keep it from falling over the edge (it would be heaping, mind you) push it down, while he poured in the milk. Then, he'd sit down in the recliner, put the bowl about 3 inches from his mouth, and ladge ginormous spoonfuls into hsi mouth. So big, he'd have to try to suck the milk in at the same time. It'd make this weird, sucking/smack sound.

SMUCK! SMUCK! SMUCK!

Then he'd get enough chewed, and smack away!

It would drive me NUTS, but I found it immensly entertaining, too.

08-02-2006, 07:33 PM	#1
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08-02-2006, 07:47 PM	#2
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Nik Arrogant asshole Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: My house Posts: 3,039 Real Name: Nik Main Seven: 2005 Ibanez RG1527 w/Dima Rig: PodXTLive Thanked: 3	Heh, makes me think of that recent video of Bush smacking away, eating with his mouth open, while Blair is standing over his shoulder trying to talk to him. Yeah, I know what you mean man, smackers = ---------------------- Visit my band, 'Emulsifier.' Unless you suck. You don't suck... do you? http://www.myspace.com/demx

08-02-2006, 09:07 PM	#5
Scott Aye. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: USS Enterprise Posts: 5,402 Real Name: James Doohan Rig: Transporter Thanked: 41	If you may have broken your friends nose for smacking when he eats, then you have bigger problems than he does. POOF!

08-02-2006, 10:39 PM	#10
The Dark Wolf *Canis lupis obscurus* • Super Moderator • Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Toledo, Ohio. USA Posts: 15,182 Real Name: Bob Main Seven: 2001 Ibanez RG2027XVV Main ERG: Ibanez SR505 Rig: GNX/Magicstomp Thanked: 91	My cousin used to fill his bowl to the very brim with cereal. Then he'd put his hand on top of the cereal, and to keep it from falling over the edge (it would be heaping, mind you) push it down, while he poured in the milk. Then, he'd sit down in the recliner, put the bowl about 3 inches from his mouth, and ladge ginormous spoonfuls into hsi mouth. So big, he'd have to try to suck the milk in at the same time. It'd make this weird, sucking/smack sound. SMUCK! SMUCK! SMUCK! Then he'd get enough chewed, and smack away! It would drive me NUTS, but I found it immensly entertaining, too. http://www.wolf.org

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08-02-2006, 09:32 PM	#7
Nik Arrogant asshole Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: My house Posts: 3,039 Real Name: Nik Main Seven: 2005 Ibanez RG1527 w/Dima Rig: PodXTLive Thanked: 3	Still, smashing their face is a bit extreme. If you really wanted to show him you meant business, perhaps a somewhat strong punch to the gut MIGHT have been justified, but nothing to create lasting pain or damage.

08-02-2006, 09:39 PM	#8
darren Mr. Negative Pants™ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Greater Toronto Area, Canada Posts: 8,032 Main Seven: modded Dean EVO Special 7 Main ERG: Agile Intrepid Standard Rig: Mesa F-30 -> Thiele Thanked: 42	Friends don't punch friends in the face for chewing with their mouths open. If a "friend" had done that to me, i probably would have spat my food in his face and that would have been the end of our friendship. Yes, chewing with one's mouth open is disgusting and neanderthal, but so is senseless physical violence.

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