Why do you listen to metal?

metalrod · 05-23-2006, 05:03 PM

cause i can cancel things simply by flexing my forearms and declaring them cancelled whenever the hell i want

eaeolian · 05-23-2006, 05:04 PM

I'm evil.

The Dark Wolf · 05-23-2006, 05:07 PM

Duh.

There's alternatives?

noodles · 05-23-2006, 05:11 PM

I don't have a choice in the matter. I was born metal. My first words were "palm mute". My first steps were blast beats. My parents had to double-diper me, because my craps had a high iron content. They tried to baptize me, but I boiled off all the holy water on contact. I learned to throw horns before I could wave. They didn't have to bronze my baby shoes, because they came bronzed. I adminstered metal during class and canceled all my teachers. When I walked down the isle at graduation, they stopped playing "Pomp and Circumstance", and switched to "Master of Puppets". How dare you question me, Vince, consider your ass false.

Rick · 05-23-2006, 05:12 PM

There is no other.

eaeolian · 05-23-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodles

I don't have a choice in the matter. I was born metal. My first words were "palm mute". My first steps were blast beats. My parents had to double-diper me, because my craps had a high iron content. They tried to baptize me, but I boiled off all the holy water on contact. I learned to throw horns before I could wave. They didn't have to bronze my baby shoes, because they came bronzed. I adminstered metal during class and canceled all my teachers. When I walked down the isle at graduation, they stopped playing "Pomp and Circumstance", and switched to "Master of Puppets". How dare you question me, Vince, consider your ass false.

Man, you really need something to do at work.

The Dark Wolf · 05-23-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodles

I don't have a choice in the matter. I was born metal. My first words were "palm mute". My first steps were blast beats. My parents had to double-diper me, because my craps had a high iron content. They tried to baptize me, but I boiled off all the holy water on contact. I learned to throw horns before I could wave. They didn't have to bronze my baby shoes, because they came bronzed. I adminstered metal during class and canceled all my teachers. When I walked down the isle at graduation, they stopped playing "Pomp and Circumstance", and switched to "Master of Puppets". How dare you question me, Vince, consider your ass false.

Even made my girl laugh with that one, Dave.

rogue · 05-23-2006, 05:40 PM

that was awsome lol

noodles · 05-23-2006, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eaeolian

Man, you really need something to do at work.

There isn't much I can do. I'm so metal that I'm magnetic. I keep fucking up monitors and wiping disks.

05-23-2006, 04:52 PM	#1
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eaeolian The Church of SEVEN • Super Moderator • Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 8,076 Real Name: Mike Main Seven: Jackson CS Soloist 7 Rig: Mesa Triple Recto Thanked: 30	I'm evil. Division - American metal that doesn't suck. Much. Even on MySpace, and Soundclick, too.

05-23-2006, 05:11 PM	#5
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05-23-2006, 05:40 PM	#9
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metalrod ss.org Regular Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 34 Thanked: 0	cause i can cancel things simply by flexing my forearms and declaring them cancelled whenever the hell i want

05-23-2006, 05:07 PM	#4
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