[bostjan]

Originally Posted by David

When noodles was asked about the person who kicked him by a reporter, he replied, "What? Who kicked me? When was this?"

...Then bit the head of the reporter and spit blood into the audience that always follows him everywhere (because his life is a concert). When another reporter asked why he did that, he explained it was actually a mistake, and that he thought it was just a blow-up doll someone threw on stage.

When noodles posts here, his audience chants "noo-dles noo-dles..."

I think my sense of humor is officially broken

[David]

Originally Posted by bostjan

...Then bit the head of the reporter and spit blood into the audience that always follows him everywhere (because his life is a concert). When another reporter asked why he did that, he explained it was actually a mistake, and that he thought it was just a blow-up doll someone threw on stage.

When noodles posts here, his audience chants "noo-dles noo-dles..."

I think my sense of humor is officially broken

[Naren]

Originally Posted by Metal Ken

If i remember right,they're some sort of japanese hiphop thingy arent they? I'd not have seen that one coming ;p

Yes, 'tis. They started off as kind of a punk band with some hip hop influences. The one album I have, "Viva La Revolution" is divided into hip hop songs and punk/alternative songs. It's like 70% hip hop and 30% punk/alternative. Kinda weird. Their new albums are 100% hip hop though. I don't like much rap/hip hop, but there are a few groups/artists that I like. I like some of Dragon Ash's older stuff.

Yeah, most people don't see it coming. Especially, since I used to sometimes rap "Let Yourself Go, Let Myself Go" in karaoke. I can't do it now since I haven't done it in at least 3 years.

[noodles]

Originally Posted by bostjan

I heard that Chuck Norris actually broke his foot administering a roundhouse to noodles, but noodles didn't even flinch!

That's because it went sailing right over my head. I then ripped off Chuck's nuts and fed them to a pack of wild dogs. Chuck should have remembered I'm Scott Ian sized.

Originally Posted by bostjan

...Then bit the head of the reporter and spit blood into the audience that always follows him everywhere (because his life is a concert). When another reporter asked why he did that, he explained it was actually a mistake, and that he thought it was just a blow-up doll someone threw on stage.

When noodles posts here, his audience chants "noo-dles noo-dles..."

[Drew]

Originally Posted by noodles

* Noodles goes back to listening to Billy Joel, because Piano Man is one of the greatest piano songs ever written.

That song was forever destroyed for me by a keyboardist I used to play with, who ALWAYS played that tune and somehow managed to sing it higher than Joel.

[noodles]

Originally Posted by Drew

That song was forever destroyed for me by a keyboardist I used to play with, who ALWAYS played that tune and somehow managed to sing it higher than Joel.

<unrelated> I fucking hate it when someone does something to permenantly ruin such an awesome song. I recommend capital punishment. </unrelated>

[Drew]

Originally Posted by noodles

<unrelated> I fucking hate it when someone does something to permenantly ruin such an awesome song. I recommend capital punishment. </unrelated>

It's ok, his ex girlfriend from back then got REALLY hot and grew boobs, and I'm nailing her tonight, I think. We'll call it even.

[noodles]

^ Well, all right then!

[Vegetta]

Originally Posted by Drew

It's ok, his ex girlfriend from back then got REALLY hot and grew boobs, and I'm nailing her tonight, I think. We'll call it even.

[maliciousteve]

I think some of my friends would probably be surprised to hear me say that i like listening to Michael Jackson now and then as well as The Cure