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02-20-2006, 05:30 PM
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I R not Chthulu...
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Stupid lyrics
I'm bored...
How's about everyone posts their favourite examples of lyrical stupidity? To get us going, here's an offering from Mr Laiho and company... "Losing the war I care to win though I strive deep from within." "Life could be beautiful for anybody it's for but I'd swear this mothafuckin' shit is rotten to the core" "Sinking down in the ocean of severe emotions Grab a bottle to drink up the pain-relieving potion But after all, that got boring too so no matter what happens I couldn't give a damn or two" Next time I go out drinking I'm going to ask a girl if she'd like to come home to talk about our 'severe emotions'... |
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02-20-2006, 05:44 PM
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While it doesn't reach the stupidity of the lyrics you mentioned, I always found Korn's "freak on a leash" to be ridiculously incoherent.
"Something takes a part of me. Something lost and never seen. Everytime I start to believe, Something’s raped and taken from me... from me. Life’s got to always be messing with me. (you wanna see the light) Can’t they chill and let me be free? (so do I) Can’t I take away all this pain. (you wanna see the light) I try to every night, all in vain... in vain. Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it’s my life I can’t taste. Sometimes I cannot feel my face. You’ll never see me fall from grace Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me." |
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02-20-2006, 05:47 PM
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Vince is X!!!
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Dio: "Give me a choice between pleasure and pain, I CHOOSE PAIN!!!"
Hammerfall: "Hearts on fire, hearts on fire, burning burning with desire." (cool, if the song would've been written in 1981) Dream Theater: "Death is the first dancing turtle" from Metropolis pt 1. WTF does that mean? Limp Bizkit: "My way or the highway" Limp Bizkit: "I did it all for the nookie, so you can take your cookie, and stick it up your yeah, stick it up your yeah, stick it up your yeah" heck, we could have a whole thread of LB quotes  Drew, quote some Nirvana songs (vince ducks ) |
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02-20-2006, 05:53 PM
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omg there are so many mainly new stuff.
"I'm in love with a stripper" "shes knows how to pop it and lock it" ? i think those are from a rap song. oh and this lovely jem froma country song "honkey tonk bu donky donk" haha that makes me angry and laugh |
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02-20-2006, 05:54 PM
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"Death is the first dance, eternal." -But I think you knew that. 
"Go make me a sandwich..."
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02-20-2006, 06:06 PM
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Lovely Dita...
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Here's some pure crap for ya....
Metallica's "Frantic" If I could have my wasted days back, Would I use them to get back on track? Stop to warm at karmas burning, Or Look ahead, but keep on turning. Do I have the strength To know how I'll go? Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know? Could I have my wasted days back? Would I use them to get back on track. You live it or lie it! You live it or lie it! My lifestyle determines my deathstyle! My lifestyle determines my deathstyle! Keep searchin Keep on searchin This search goes on This search goes on Keep searchin. Keep on searchin. This search goes on. This search goes on. Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock I've worn out always being afraid An endless stream of fear that i've made Treading water full of worry This frantic tick tick talk of hurry Do I have the strength To know how I'll go? Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know? I've worn out always being afraid An endless stream of fear that i've made You live it or lie it! You live it or lie it! My lifestyle determines my deathstyle! My lifestyle determines my deathstyle! Keep searchin. Keep on searchin. This search goes on. This search goes on. Keep searchin. Yeah, Keep on searchin. This search goes on. on and on! Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Do I have the strength To know how I'll go? Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know? Do I have the strength To know how I'll go? Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know? Oh My lifestyle (Birth is Pain) determines my deathstyle! a rising tide (Life is Pain) that pushes to the other side! My lifestyle (Death is Pain) determines my deathstyle! a rising tide (Its All The Same) that pushes to the other side! Keep searchin Keep on searchin This search goes on on and on Keep searchin. Keep on searchin. This search goes on. on and on. Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock Spice Girl's "Wannabe" Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. What do you think about that now you know how I feel, Say you can handle my love are you for real, I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye. Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me..ah you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Make it last forever friendship never ends, If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down and wind it all around. Slam your body down zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover. |
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02-20-2006, 06:09 PM
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Vince is X!!!
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damned canadian accents! |
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02-20-2006, 06:24 PM
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Lovely Dita...
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02-20-2006, 06:50 PM
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Tone Whore
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Somebody raped my tapeworm abortion
Come on motherfuckers and deliver the cow From Velvet Revolver's Sucker Train Blues
"Im sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics All I want is the truth Just gimme some truth. " John Lennon |
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02-20-2006, 06:54 PM
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I R not Chthulu...
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Rhapsody:
Fuck you bloody bastards Demon's raped soul Die into oblivion With your shitty sons Pure gold... |
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