Post Ridiculous Working Titles for Songs

angryman · 04-06-2008, 03:46 AM

We've had a few of corkers over the years, the ones that spring to mind are - "Backdoor locksmith", "in the wrong un", "Morbid fucknut" & more recently we've got "We are thieves & plagarists" cos a couple of the riffs really bring to mind some of our influences in a good way tho lol

7 Strings of Hate · 04-06-2008, 09:55 AM

right now i'm working on "Dr. Allen J. Ruthaford M.D."

Carrion · 04-06-2008, 10:22 AM

When writing technical death metal, the best method is naming songs after the most popular cuss word that comes up when you mess up a hard riff.

1.FUCK!
2.GOD DAMNIT!
3.CUNT!
4.SHHiiiit

DelfinoPie · 04-06-2008, 10:22 AM

Beer Before Breakfast -- turned into "Mushrooms"
Udderly Ridiculous -- turned into "Subway"
Uncle Scrotor's Sex Offence Anthem -- turned into "Reservoir"
All I Want For Christmas Is Not To Be Molested Again -- turned out to be "Here Comes The Octopus!"

Carrion · 04-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelfinoPie

Beer Before Breakfast -- turned into "Mushrooms"
Udderly Ridiculous -- turned into "Subway"
Uncle Scrotor's Sex Offence Anthem -- turned into "Reservoir"
All I Want For Christmas Is Not To Be Molested Again -- turned out to be "Here Comes The Octopus!"

The best.

7slinger · 04-06-2008, 11:39 AM

I remember talking to our vocalist at a practice, and talking about how I liked lyrics that made you think a bit, or had underlying meaning, stuff like that...

he comes to the next practice and says, "this songs called 'Shoot God in the Face'."
which was followed by anthems of laughter

MF_Kitten · 04-06-2008, 12:32 PM

i have TONS of crazy ones, because i always make new GarageBand files for every new idea... i´ll make a screenshot for ya! :P

warning: huge pic! and note that this is AFTER i went through all the songs and deleted the shit ideas and empty files :P

TimSE · 04-06-2008, 12:37 PM

Groinal Thrust (punching the scrot of god!) No idea why

PeteLaramee · 04-06-2008, 12:58 PM

Johnny Knumbnuts
Assliquor
Sensitive Nipples
Nipplelover
Johnny Anus
Corkscrew Johnny
Shitstained Fingernail

Jesus, I could go on forever just with "Johnny" and "ass" in the title.

ire_works · 04-07-2008, 03:05 AM

Ones without lyrics yet:

Jim Raynor must die
Tonight I'm gonna kill me a unicorn
Blood-rusted chainsaw
Life for Aiur
There's no such thing as a "suicide victem"
Fuck Kaiso Mario World in the Fucking ass with a Fucking Fuck stick.
This Renaissance fair is like World of Warcraft (except Better)
Guitar Player breaks hand: go back 3 spaces.
Confucious says: you die!

With lyrics:

Why Paris Hilton must die
Defile your Prom Date
Consentual Rape
Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

and my person favorite title is called:

Some song with a really long name ( and then they put more shit in the brackets just to fuck you up)

04-06-2008, 03:46 AM	#21
angryman Bringer of the Riff! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nottingham UK Posts: 1,084 Real Name: Tony Main Seven: 1527 w/BKP's Rig: 5150 > OD808 Thanked: 0	We've had a few of corkers over the years, the ones that spring to mind are - "Backdoor locksmith", "in the wrong un", "Morbid fucknut" & more recently we've got "We are thieves & plagarists" cos a couple of the riffs really bring to mind some of our influences in a good way tho lol www.myspace.com/dragthelakeband www.myspace.com/toneworld Tone...........

04-06-2008, 09:55 AM	#22
7 Strings of Hate Mid-Level Asshole Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St.Louis USA Posts: 3,486 Real Name: Chris Main Seven: Ibanez S7320+Blackouts Main ERG: Intrepid Pro 8 Rig: Mesa Rectoverb Head Thanked: 45	right now i'm working on "Dr. Allen J. Ruthaford M.D." Confront and Destroy! -7SoH http://www.myspace.com/7stringsofhate

04-06-2008, 10:22 AM	#24
DelfinoPie Whoopsie Daisy! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 2,763 Real Name: Martin Main Seven: Schecter 007 Elite Rig: POD XT Live Thanked: 62	Beer Before Breakfast -- turned into "Mushrooms" Udderly Ridiculous -- turned into "Subway" Uncle Scrotor's Sex Offence Anthem -- turned into "Reservoir" All I Want For Christmas Is Not To Be Molested Again -- turned out to be "Here Comes The Octopus!" More words here is more words.

04-06-2008, 11:39 AM	#26
7slinger wake up dead Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: work...in St. Paul Posts: 2,520 Real Name: Patrick Main Seven: KxK Sii-7 Rig: 5150>TC Gsys>Rec4x12 Thanked: 5	I remember talking to our vocalist at a practice, and talking about how I liked lyrics that made you think a bit, or had underlying meaning, stuff like that... he comes to the next practice and says, "this songs called 'Shoot God in the Face'." which was followed by anthems of laughter DenyThyNature

04-06-2008, 12:32 PM	#27
MF_Kitten Whines about shit! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lillehammer, Norway Posts: 2,110 Real Name: Morten Main Seven: Schecter Omen 7 Extreme Main ERG: Agile 28" baritone Rig: Pod X3 Live Thanked: 74	i have TONS of crazy ones, because i always make new GarageBand files for every new idea... i´ll make a screenshot for ya! :P warning: huge pic! and note that this is AFTER i went through all the songs and deleted the shit ideas and empty files :P -------------------------------------- Æn Æppl Æ Dæi, Kiips De Dåktor Awæi

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04-06-2008, 10:22 AM	#23
Carrion Et tu, Brute? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 1,112 Real Name: Mitch Rig: Peavey 6505 212 Thanked: 70 $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Carrion is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$	When writing technical death metal, the best method is naming songs after the most popular cuss word that comes up when you mess up a hard riff. 1.FUCK! 2.GOD DAMNIT! 3.CUNT! 4.SHHiiiit

04-06-2008, 12:37 PM	#28
TimSE seasons-end.com Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Hampshire, UK Posts: 1,613 Real Name: Tim Main Seven: Agile Interceptor Pro 27" Main ERG: Agile Intrepid 8 Standard Rig: GT8>Peavey valveking Thanked: 44	Groinal Thrust (punching the scrot of god!) No idea why www.seasons-end.com

04-06-2008, 12:58 PM	#29
PeteLaramee AssMaster General Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Baltimore Posts: 107 Real Name: Pete Main Seven: RG1527 Rig: Voodoo Modded DSL Thanked: 4	Johnny Knumbnuts Assliquor Sensitive Nipples Nipplelover Johnny Anus Corkscrew Johnny Shitstained Fingernail Jesus, I could go on forever just with "Johnny" and "ass" in the title.

04-07-2008, 03:05 AM	#30
ire_works Djent ,Djent ,Djent Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Prince George , B.C. , The Canada Posts: 121 Real Name: Matthew Main Seven: Ibanez S7320 Rig: 5150->Vader 4x12 Thanked: 5	Ones without lyrics yet: Jim Raynor must die Tonight I'm gonna kill me a unicorn Blood-rusted chainsaw Life for Aiur There's no such thing as a "suicide victem" Fuck Kaiso Mario World in the Fucking ass with a Fucking Fuck stick. This Renaissance fair is like World of Warcraft (except Better) Guitar Player breaks hand: go back 3 spaces. Confucious says: you die! With lyrics: Why Paris Hilton must die Defile your Prom Date Consentual Rape Who brings a gun to a knife fight? and my person favorite title is called: Some song with a really long name ( and then they put more shit in the brackets just to fuck you up)

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