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Old 04-02-2008, 06:46 AM   #1
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The innapropriate Song Title Thread
Here, we post intentional, but preferably unintentional innapropriate and just plain wrong song titles. Bonus points if the album title just makes it more wrong... Then, if you feel so inclined, tell us why it is wrong

Anyway, here goes;

Lynyrd Skynryd - Santa's Messin' with the kid (from Christmas Time Again)

Why is it wrong? Well... How on earth can you write a song about a child molesting santa and then put it on a christmas album?

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Old 04-02-2008, 10:54 AM   #2
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Tool - "Hooker with a Penis"

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Old 04-02-2008, 12:09 PM   #3
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Fredrik Thordendahl - 'Cosmic Vagina Dentata Organ'

4 and a half mins of out of tune church organ is not my idea of a cosmic vagina

Oh and Corpsegrinder's sweet crooning:

'This next song is dedicated to all the ladies out there tonight. FUCKED WITH A KNIFEEEEEEEEEEE!'
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:50 PM   #4
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Anal Cunt - I Lit Your Baby On Fire
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:53 PM   #5
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Bobby Peterson - "Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head)"
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Old 04-02-2008, 12:55 PM   #6
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A couple from my pornogrind project i'm currently working on:

"Face Shagger (until the end of time)"

"Anally Fisted Badger (a love poem)"

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Old 04-02-2008, 01:12 PM   #7
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Though I don't really listen to Cannibal Corpse I always get a kick out of how sick and messed up their titles are: "Meat Hook Sodomy", "Rancid Amputation", "I Cum Blood", "Necropedophile", "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt", "Fucked with a Knife", "Blunt Force Castration", I think you get the idea.
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Old 04-02-2008, 01:16 PM   #8
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Though I don't really listen to Cannibal Corpse I always get a kick out of how sick and messed up their titles are: "Meat Hook Sodomy", "Rancid Amputation", "I Cum Blood", "Necropedophile", "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt", "Fucked with a Knife", "Blunt Force Castration", I think you get the idea.
Same with me! I'm a fan of CC but some of the song/album titles are just ridiculous!!

I mind a grindcore band called "Prostitute Disfigurement"... I imagine they have some colourful song titles!
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Old 04-02-2008, 01:28 PM   #9
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If i were to list some of David Alan Coe's song titles would i get banned? they're incredibly racist, but i'm not, i'd only be listing them, is that ok?
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Old 04-02-2008, 02:03 PM   #10
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Puscifier's "Cuntry Boner"

"Listen closely to me now, my darlin' girl...
There's one who's out to have you, and just his breath will burn your curls..."
- "Brimstone Rock", 16 Horsepower
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