It's not everyday when...(Loomis Content)

BlindingLight7 · 07-19-2012, 05:13 PM

Jeff Loomis asks you to bring him some White Castle before a show

So, Yesterday I went to go see The Contortionists Headlining Tour show in Portage, IN, in some run down bowling alley.

A few of my friends are in a band (Summon The Ancients). So he knew us all by name and let us hang out by his van for a good while, as we where leaving to go to white castle he handed us a few bucks and asked us to get him some, how cool is that?!

The show itself was sick even though it was hotter than chewbaca's nutsack. Unfortunately The Contortionist(The band I wanted to see most) was unable to play once again due to the power blowing out during the thunderstorms that where rolling through.

Anyway, Just thought this would be a neat story to share with you all.

ncfiala · 07-19-2012, 06:10 PM

That's awesome. Did his hands ever touch yours when he handed you the cash or when you handed him the burgers? If so, you may now be endowed with magical shredding powers.

Dunloper · 07-19-2012, 06:10 PM

I would say it's not that big of a deal. The person is just another human being etc. But Mr. Loomis isn't human so this is pretty awesome

CrushingAnvil · 07-19-2012, 06:11 PM

What the shit is White Castle?

Some kind of cream-topped dessert bread?

anomynous · 07-19-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CrushingAnvil

What the shit is White Castle?

Some kind of cream-topped dessert bread?

metal_sam14 · 07-19-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CrushingAnvil

What the shit is White Castle?

Some kind of cream-topped dessert bread?

You sir need to watch Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, its an eye opener

CrushingAnvil · 07-19-2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by metal_sam14

You sir need to watch Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle, its an eye opener

I've seen the second one, never managed to catch the first

otisct20 · 07-19-2012, 08:39 PM

Holy shit is this Wes? lol Loomis totally killed it.

Stealthdjentstic · 07-19-2012, 08:46 PM

Wow awesome! You had the opportunity to buy someone else food and bring it to them and not ged paid for it, sounds great!

otisct20 · 07-19-2012, 08:50 PM

Well, they did use lommis' money.

th3m1ke · 07-19-2012, 08:52 PM

The mightiest of people.....feasting on the shittiest of foods?

BlindingLight7 · 07-19-2012, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by anomynous

Hi Otis.

BlindingLight7 · 07-19-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by otisct20

Holy shit is this Wes? lol Loomis totally killed it.

Hi otis

BlindingLight7 · 07-19-2012, 08:57 PM

This is a White Castle Burger

3074326 · 07-19-2012, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by CrushingAnvil

What the shit is White Castle?

Some kind of cream-topped dessert bread?

It's barely food. But once every three years you'll crave it when you're ....ed up and someone says "dude we should get white castle lol" as a joke, then everyone thinks it's a good idea.

Three hours later when your ass is glued to the toilet, you realize why you don't crave it more often.

BlindingLight7 · 07-19-2012, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 3074326

It's barely food. But once every three years you'll crave it when you're ....ed up and someone says "dude we should get white castle lol" as a joke, then everyone thinks it's a good idea.

Three hours later when your ass is glued to the toilet, you realize why you don't crave it more often.

Sad but true, and the gas smells rancid as .... too.

shellbound · 07-19-2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BlindingLight7

Sad but true, and the gas smells rancid as .... too.

ah, yes. the smell. the same on the way in, as on the way out...

edsped · 07-19-2012, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by th3m1ke

The mightiest of people.....feasting on the shittiest of foods?

No one mentioned Sonic.

Don Vito · 07-19-2012, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CrushingAnvil

I've seen the second one, never managed to catch the first

ugggghhhhhhh go watch it

I don't even like movies and I like the first H&K.

Don Vito · 07-19-2012, 11:41 PM

Also, I've only seen a Whitecastle once(in Indiana) because I live in the south.

I can't remember if I ate there or not, but their burgers look almost exactly like a Krystal burger. I guess Krystal's is the southern Whitecastle or something. bleh.

Semichastny · 07-19-2012, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ncfiala

That's awesome. Did his hands ever touch yours when he handed you the cash or when you handed him the burgers? If so, did you feel aroused? Did the touch of his supple hands make you dizzy?.

*Fixed for accuracy

The Beard · 07-20-2012, 01:40 AM

He is one pale ............

DLG · 07-20-2012, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Beard

He is one pale ............

dude's translucent

no one craves white castle until they get really drunk, then it becomes a need. my brother and a couple of his buddies once braved a blizzard to get to shit castle drunk out of their minds. they abandoned their car on the side of the highway and trekked two miles on foot to reach the crave case and then once they got back to the apartment only ended up eating half the burgers and hid the rest around the apartment for the dude's girlfriend to find like a treasure hunt the next day.

SummonTheAncients · 07-20-2012, 09:28 AM

I held his money and delivered said burgers <3

jsl2h90 · 07-20-2012, 12:44 PM

This story combines two things very near and dear to me. Both of which rule, although ive never had any problems digesting those amazing little burgers. Is Jeff a pretty chill dude?

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07-19-2012, 05:13 PM	#1
BlindingLight7 Needs moar Gear..... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indiana-USA Posts: 2,274 Thanked: 52 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It's not everyday when...(Loomis Content) Jeff Loomis asks you to bring him some White Castle before a show So, Yesterday I went to go see The Contortionists Headlining Tour show in Portage, IN, in some run down bowling alley. A few of my friends are in a band (Summon The Ancients). So he knew us all by name and let us hang out by his van for a good while, as we where leaving to go to white castle he handed us a few bucks and asked us to get him some, how cool is that?! The show itself was sick even though it was hotter than chewbaca's nutsack. Unfortunately The Contortionist(The band I wanted to see most) was unable to play once again due to the power blowing out during the thunderstorms that where rolling through. Anyway, Just thought this would be a neat story to share with you all. Anthony, ilyti, Michael T and 5 others like this. I'm on a rock floating through space.

07-19-2012, 06:10 PM	#2
ncfiala Silence you basterd Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Minnesota Posts: 365 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That's awesome. Did his hands ever touch yours when he handed you the cash or when you handed him the burgers? If so, you may now be endowed with magical shredding powers. JamesM and AliceLG like this.

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Dunloper ss.org Regular Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 79 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I would say it's not that big of a deal. The person is just another human being etc. But Mr. Loomis isn't human so this is pretty awesome MetalBuddah and Pushingink like this.

07-19-2012, 06:11 PM	#4
CrushingAnvil \m Not Jesus Land m/ Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wellington, New Zealand Posts: 7,938 Thanked: 185 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	What the shit is White Castle? Some kind of cream-topped dessert bread? Whoever said "the best things in life are free" hasn't played an 80's RG" - Nick/TheSixthWheel

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07-19-2012, 08:39 PM	#8
otisct20 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 601 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Holy shit is this Wes? lol Loomis totally killed it.

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Stealthdjentstic Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canadia Posts: 19,969 Thanked: 338 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	Wow awesome! You had the opportunity to buy someone else food and bring it to them and not ged paid for it, sounds great! K3V1N SHR3DZ, SenorDingDong and flint757 like this.

07-19-2012, 08:50 PM	#10
otisct20 SS.org Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Fort Wayne, IN Posts: 601 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well, they did use lommis' money.

07-19-2012, 08:52 PM	#11
th3m1ke Chug Life Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 2,848 Thanked: 57 Feedback Score: 7 reviews	The mightiest of people.....feasting on the shittiest of foods? Thep, MetalBuddah, DLG and 1 others like this.

07-19-2012, 08:57 PM	#14
BlindingLight7 Needs moar Gear..... Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indiana-USA Posts: 2,274 Thanked: 52 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This is a White Castle Burger JamesM likes this. I'm on a rock floating through space.

07-19-2012, 11:41 PM	#20
Don Vito What a waste! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alabama Posts: 3,427 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Also, I've only seen a Whitecastle once(in Indiana) because I live in the south. I can't remember if I ate there or not, but their burgers look almost exactly like a Krystal burger. I guess Krystal's is the southern Whitecastle or something. bleh.

07-20-2012, 01:40 AM	#22
The Beard Suttbex Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Zeeland, MI Posts: 1,070 Thanked: 39 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	He is one pale ............ "Orange juice after potato. Taste like all of my wut." -CrushingAnvil "what am I supposed to do with my boner?" -shredguitar7 Live Rig -Mesa Boogie Triple Rectifier -Ibanez TS808 Tube Screamer -Ibanez rg120 My Soundcloud! http://soundcloud.com/stc423

07-20-2012, 09:28 AM	#24
SummonTheAncients ss.org Regular Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: CC, IN Posts: 23 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I held his money and delivered said burgers <3 BlindingLight7 likes this.

07-20-2012, 12:44 PM	#25
jsl2h90 Ibanez/Fractal Join Date: May 2011 Location: Oceanside, CA Posts: 340 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This story combines two things very near and dear to me. Both of which rule, although ive never had any problems digesting those amazing little burgers. Is Jeff a pretty chill dude? Anthony and Nile like this. -In Maya's Grip, Illusion Transforms Verity... -Will sell every piece of gear I have for an 8-string Jackson soloist (JSL2H8?)

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