Djent could kill?

MitchellJBurgess · 03-20-2012, 08:25 PM

Tha ....?

Study Finds Listening To Djent Is Potentially Life-Threatening « The Tyranny of Tradition

JamesM · 03-20-2012, 08:27 PM

Did you even read it..? It's satire.

MitchellJBurgess · 03-20-2012, 08:29 PM

Oh, okay.
I read a bit of it last night

Sorry!

I just assumed it'd be interesting

somniumaeternum · 03-20-2012, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MitchellJBurgess

Oh, okay.
I read a bit of it last night

Sorry!

I just assumed it'd be interesting

I hope this thread is satire..
...

Rick · 03-20-2012, 09:11 PM

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“I stopped using real words and started calling everything by the sound it made. A gun became ‘click click boom’, my washing machine became ‘junga junga junga’, my car was ‘vrooooooooom screech’ and my daughter was ‘thump thump thump’. I lost my job, my wife left me and I got kicked out of the Van Halen cover band my friends had formed. Djent ruined my life.”

Holy crap.

MartinMTL · 03-20-2012, 10:42 PM

This article was hilarious! Added to my bookmarks. As much as I like djent and ERGs I do agree with the authour.

EtherealEntity · 03-20-2012, 10:57 PM

Incredible

Don Vito · 03-20-2012, 10:57 PM

oh God what have we done

Garrett · 03-20-2012, 10:58 PM

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In Alabama, where marriage among djent listeners has already been outlawed, a bill is being considered banning the children of djent fans from joining civic organizations like the Boy Scouts.

This is funny because i live in Alabama.......and maybe did Boy Scouts as a kid......

blaaargh · 03-20-2012, 11:40 PM

I'm not sure what's more entertaining, the article or this thread.

AngstRiddenDreams · 03-21-2012, 12:09 AM

Oh ....

thedownside · 03-21-2012, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somniumaeternum

I hope this thread is satire..
...

i wish the 'genre' was a satire

Floppystrings · 03-21-2012, 02:08 AM

I made the mistake of trying to listen to Meshuggah while hitting the heavy bag at the gym and I almost had a heart attack trying to punch along to Rational Gaze.

If I put on Bleed I would be dead right now.

magic_golem · 03-21-2012, 02:45 AM

Well thats brought a smile to my morning! good to know others are suffering from Fripp syndrome

SenorDingDong · 03-21-2012, 09:34 AM

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I barely knew how to play bass but I kept adding strings. It’s as if I thought that people would see all those strings and think ‘Hey Bob’s a really talented musician’

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Another common trait among victims is the inability to stop using technical music terms around people who have no idea what they are talking about. They often struggle to fit this type of talk into their everyday lives with terrible results. “I told the kids ‘You sound like a damned palm-muted two-octave power chord for Godsakes!’ They all just looked at me like my voice was modulating at 1.6 kilohertz or something,”

These two are such true representations of what I see/hear from musicians nowadays that it hurts.

Riffer · 03-21-2012, 10:37 AM

That article is great.

Slunk Dragon · 03-21-2012, 12:46 PM

And in other news, listening to mainstream pop can rot out your brain.

SenorDingDong · 03-21-2012, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Slunk Dragon

And in other news, listening to mainstream pop can rot out your brain.

I was waiting for someone to turn it against pop or Metallica or something.

Slunk Dragon · 03-21-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JWGriebel

I was waiting for someone to turn it against pop or Metallica or something.

Hehe, well I kind of have developed a hatred so a lot of mainstream since it's completely garbage, and bashing Metallica would be too easy. xD

ArtDecade · 03-21-2012, 02:17 PM

Djent could kill? We can only hope!

ArkaneDemon · 03-21-2012, 02:25 PM

Djent can definitely kill, take it from me: every time I hear djent, I instantly think about killing myself.

Don Vito · 03-21-2012, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkaneDemon

Djent can definitely kill, take it from me: every time I hear djent, I instantly think about killing myself.

Oh ho ho! Dark and brooding are we!?

Ditto.

Miijk · 03-21-2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slunk Dragon

And in other news, listening to mainstream pop can rot out your brain.

Yeah but that is actually completely true!

SenorDingDong · 03-21-2012, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkaneDemon

Djent can definitely kill, take it from me: every time I hear djent, I instantly think about killing myself.

NOTE: This is all the wub they would allow me for this comment. There is a ton more in me for it

m3l-mrq3z · 03-22-2012, 01:52 AM

Djent can kill because of its monotonous nature.

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03-20-2012, 08:25 PM	#1
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03-20-2012, 08:29 PM	#3
MitchellJBurgess SS.org Regular Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Port Macquarie, NSW Australia Posts: 535 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Oh, okay. I read a bit of it last night Sorry! I just assumed it'd be interesting

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MartinMTL SS.org Regular Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Montreal, QC Posts: 239 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This article was hilarious! Added to my bookmarks. As much as I like djent and ERGs I do agree with the authour.

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magic_golem SS.org irregular Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 311 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 6 reviews	Well thats brought a smile to my morning! good to know others are suffering from Fripp syndrome RON F'ING SWANSON!

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ArkaneDemon SS.org Regular Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Frozen Wastelands of the North Posts: 812 Thanked: 14 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Djent can definitely kill, take it from me: every time I hear djent, I instantly think about killing myself. Thep, NovaReaper, failshredder and 8 others like this. On a side note the whole idea of cheating in music is absurd in my opinion. It's impossible to cheat in an artform that has no rules. - Durero Check out some of my stuff: (a bit of EDM, EP coming in May or June)http://soundcloud.com/volumevlad

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