How to get signed on Rise records

AborteD · 03-10-2012, 05:34 PM

I hope there's no previous thread on this, i'll just leave that here, this made my day.

natspotats · 03-10-2012, 06:03 PM

so ....ing funny hahaahahaha

leandroab · 03-10-2012, 06:24 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

KingAenarion · 03-10-2012, 07:47 PM

Hardcore

Alimination · 03-10-2012, 07:55 PM

hahahahahah!

mountainjam · 03-10-2012, 08:02 PM

Hilarious video, and possibly better sounding than most of the music its making fun off

Jakke · 03-10-2012, 08:13 PM

Ha! Funny because it's true

WhiteWalls · 03-10-2012, 08:14 PM

I ....ing spilled my drink all over my keyboard, thank you very much.

BrainArt · 03-11-2012, 08:46 PM

Shredin0id · 03-11-2012, 09:03 PM

I skimmed through "Antarctica" and didn't find any breakdowns. Of course I didn't go through the whole song since it was so bad

thrsher · 03-13-2012, 04:32 PM

best video on youtube

Hirschberger · 03-13-2012, 05:45 PM

Well, ..... How have I not seen this before? Hahahaha

Floppystrings · 03-13-2012, 08:13 PM

That was pretty funny.

I like his vocals.

thelarrinator · 03-13-2012, 08:41 PM

haha brilliant!

ImaDjentleman · 03-13-2012, 08:47 PM

favorited

The Norsemen · 03-13-2012, 08:56 PM

This is funny as .....
But at the same time depressing as .....
.......

AngstRiddenDreams · 03-14-2012, 11:15 PM

It's so damn true.

Rational Gaze · 03-14-2012, 11:22 PM

It's the most perfect impersonation of a Like Moths to Flames song ever.

Vyn · 03-15-2012, 12:40 AM

This is golden.

Waelstrum · 03-15-2012, 12:48 AM

Is funny and true (definitely not trve).

Gitte · 03-15-2012, 06:26 AM

its funny but veeeeryyyy sad at the same time...

ArtDecade · 03-15-2012, 08:38 AM

That's pretty darn funny!

Don Vito · 03-15-2012, 09:03 AM

I was in a band back in 2008 that did crap like this.

I didn't really like the music very much, I just wanted to play music with my friends. Their goal was to hit it big on Myspace(lol) like Attack Attack! and get singed to Rise Records. I quit after a few months because I just felt out of place. The band is still together under a new name and have some songs recorded I think(none that I had any part of). I'm going to try to unearth(lol) their name just for fun. They supposedly got an endorsement from Schecter Guitars last year(can't confirm if true or not), so that's kind of cool I guess.

iRaiseTheDead · 03-15-2012, 10:56 AM

So true. Saw this a few nights ago :p

avenger · 03-15-2012, 11:11 AM

I.DONT.KNOW.WHY.IAM.CHUGGING.THIS.CHORD.

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03-10-2012, 05:34 PM	#1
AborteD ss.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: France Posts: 77 Thanked: 31 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	How to get signed on Rise records I hope there's no previous thread on this, i'll just leave that here, this made my day. Rational Gaze, TheHandOfStone, TraitorsEyes and 14 others like this.

03-10-2012, 06:03 PM	#2
natspotats SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Missoula, MT Posts: 489 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	so ....ing funny hahaahahaha Look at this one, asleeps in some bloods

03-10-2012, 06:24 PM	#3
leandroab Stay Negative™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hell de Janeiro, Brazil Posts: 5,348 Thanked: 170 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA is the new black RIP PETER STEELE Music: * www.soundclick.com/leandroabaurre www.soundcloud.com/leandroab Guitar projects: Baritone 6 Conversion Quotes: * ''I intend them to .... them with the long cock of the law." - Trashmanzac * "I think this mistake was the equivalent of a 6000 foot tall cock bukkake tsunami-ing Tokyo." - metallisuk * "I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol." - Peter Steele

03-10-2012, 07:47 PM	#4
KingAenarion Resident Studio Nerd Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Sydney Australia Posts: 2,798 Thanked: 16 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Hardcore My band - Ex Curia - Prog metal in an Opeth meets Machine Head kind of way Difference Engine Productions - My recording and mixing business. Difference Engine Productions

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03-10-2012, 07:55 PM	#5
Alimination Space Adventurer Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: NV Posts: 674 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	hahahahahah!

03-10-2012, 08:02 PM	#6
mountainjam SS.org Regular Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: norcal Posts: 1,620 Thanked: 34 Feedback Score: 15 reviews	Hilarious video, and possibly better sounding than most of the music its making fun off

03-10-2012, 08:13 PM	#7
Jakke Alex Jones plz Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In a van... DOWN' BY THE RIVER! Posts: 3,442 Thanked: 90 $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ $Jakke is rather kvlt and tr00. \m/$ Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Ha! Funny because it's true Powermetalbass likes this. Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, -42 and BrainArt I am Dr. Disappointinator, after an accident with a radioactive school teacher I now possess the ability to instantly crush all hopes and desires of any individual at any given time Emotions are for women, and gay children Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together -Carl Sagan

03-10-2012, 08:14 PM	#8
WhiteWalls SS.org Regular Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Modena, Italy Posts: 504 Thanked: 7 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I ....ing spilled my drink all over my keyboard, thank you very much. Blake1970 likes this. http://www.facebook.com/theoldgardengeranium - Melodic Death Metal http://www.facebook.com/psychostasy - Death/Djent http://www.facebook.com/pages/Harves...38024129602600 - Progressive Rock/Metal

03-11-2012, 08:46 PM	#9
BrainArt Deftones Guru. Join Date: May 2009 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 7,654 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Member of the Injustice League with Pooluke41, Jakke and -42. I am Poi; The Ipu pounding, Ukulele shredding rapey clown, who ruins childhood dreams of balloon animals!

03-11-2012, 09:03 PM	#10
Shredin0id I Need an 8-String Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 57 Thanked: 0 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I skimmed through "Antarctica" and didn't find any breakdowns. Of course I didn't go through the whole song since it was so bad

03-13-2012, 04:32 PM	#11
thrsher \m/-_-\m/ Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: stony brook, ny Posts: 1,165 Thanked: 29 Feedback Score: 10 reviews	best video on youtube HEISENBERG- Long Island DeathSlam www.facebook.com/heisenbergny

03-13-2012, 05:45 PM	#12
Hirschberger Gear Junkie Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 89 Thanked: 15 / 1 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Well, ..... How have I not seen this before? Hahahaha

03-13-2012, 08:13 PM	#13
Floppystrings No like the floppy Join Date: May 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 1,708 Thanked: 10 Feedback Score: 5 reviews	That was pretty funny. I like his vocals.

03-13-2012, 08:47 PM	#15
ImaDjentleman Ima let u finish but Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: (sadly) Texas, U.S.A. Posts: 150 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Feedback Score: 0 reviews	favorited

03-13-2012, 08:56 PM	#16
The Norsemen A Viking Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Farmington, NM Posts: 246 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This is funny as ..... But at the same time depressing as ..... ....... elrrek and Gitte like this. I'm Tyler. Often times I'll have a hard time accurately conveying what I'm trying to say. My Bad. If you prefer to ditch the sub-genres and cores and listen to Metal. Give my band Crepitus a listen. Metal with Black, Death, and Thrash influences. Yes it can be that easy. Crepitus Facebook Page Join the Crepi-Crew! Crepitus Youtube Channel

03-14-2012, 11:15 PM	#17
AngstRiddenDreams The Thread Killer! Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Clallam Bay, Washington Posts: 2,036 Thanked: 17 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	It's so damn true. Remember: a flaccid penis is a righteous penis! Church 2224 hates babies!!!!! "I am the table!!" A middle aged James Hetfield

03-15-2012, 08:38 AM	#22
ArtDecade ジャンヌ Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Twangsylvania Posts: 1,675 Thanked: 42 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	That's pretty darn funny! Fine Dark Rum. Martinique Rum. Lime Juice. Orange Curaçao. Orgeat Syrup. Simple Syup.

03-13-2012, 08:41 PM	#14
thelarrinator Drawn to Ruin Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Dundee, Scotland Posts: 99 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	haha brilliant! imagine being fingered by king kong...

03-14-2012, 11:22 PM	#18
Rational Gaze LithiumDawn Voicebox Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 389 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	It's the most perfect impersonation of a Like Moths to Flames song ever. SpencerNorth likes this. Check out my band's debut album "AION", now available for download and streaming! http://lithiumdawn.bandcamp.com

03-15-2012, 12:40 AM	#19
Vyn Of The Roaring 40s Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 286 Thanked: 6 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	This is golden.

03-15-2012, 12:48 AM	#20
Waelstrum All Fourths Advocate Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,123 Thanked: 4 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Is funny and true (definitely not trve). I'm not a hipster, I just act like it ironically. Learning is metal as ..... - SchecterWhore

03-15-2012, 06:26 AM	#21
Gitte SS.org Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Berlin, Germany Posts: 733 Thanked: 10 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	its funny but veeeeryyyy sad at the same time... fabriarockz likes this. www.tnew.de www.soundcloud.com/gittetnew http://twitter.com/TNEWBerlin https://profiles.google.com/u/0/116345793955004224882

03-15-2012, 09:03 AM	#23
Don Vito ....! Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Alabama Posts: 3,174 Thanked: 8 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	I was in a band back in 2008 that did crap like this. I didn't really like the music very much, I just wanted to play music with my friends. Their goal was to hit it big on Myspace(lol) like Attack Attack! and get singed to Rise Records. I quit after a few months because I just felt out of place. The band is still together under a new name and have some songs recorded I think(none that I had any part of). I'm going to try to unearth(lol) their name just for fun. They supposedly got an endorsement from Schecter Guitars last year(can't confirm if true or not), so that's kind of cool I guess. "Worst post I have ever read" - anonymous user on my post about extreme metal

03-15-2012, 10:56 AM	#24
iRaiseTheDead Ashes Of Rebirth Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,793 Thanked: 22 Feedback Score: 2 reviews	So true. Saw this a few nights ago :p \m/ My Band: www.facebook.com/AshesOfRebirth My Soundcloud: (riffs and song ideas) www.soundcloud.com/iRaiseTheDead My Design Page: www.facebook.com/RaiseTheDeadDesign

03-15-2012, 11:11 AM	#25
avenger SS.org Regular Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: ON, Canada Posts: 1,645 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	I.DONT.KNOW.WHY.IAM.CHUGGING.THIS.CHORD. TheHandOfStone and DLG like this.

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