Metal Amps never made..(but should have been) - Page 3

Daemoniac · 08-12-2009, 08:59 PM

Mesa/Boogie Stiletto Dominatrix edition; You've been very very naughty... and naughty boys don't get to choose their tone

Scar Symmetry · 08-12-2009, 09:03 PM

Peavey XXX for those late night jamming sessions... *adults only*

Daemoniac · 08-12-2009, 09:10 PM

Peavey Junior SeX - JJ in amp format; now with JJ tubes!

Scar Symmetry · 08-12-2009, 09:11 PM

does that come with JJ tubes?

Daemoniac · 08-12-2009, 09:20 PM

^ It most certainly does

Scar Symmetry · 08-12-2009, 09:26 PM

ah .... I misread it.

feel like a proper idiot now

Daemoniac · 08-12-2009, 09:37 PM

All is good in Mischaville

sepherus · 08-12-2009, 11:28 PM

The Line 6 BlowDown: Bass tones so low flubby and fizzy it'll blow down fort knox.

The Bugera Bruja: Tones so similar, you swear its bewitched.

Fender Snot Rod: Such a ripoff it butt rapes you... bareback!

Peavey Valve Queen: HEEEYY, Howth it goin?!

Raven Amontillado: Lures fauxgoths in with promise of the most angsty guitar tones just to brick them into a wall.

Crate MicroWave: make some cheap food with your cheap amp.

Vox AC10000: Who needs a PA for a stadium gig? What's that your earplugs didn't work? What self respecting major label musician needs to hear any way?

op1e · 08-12-2009, 11:31 PM

In all seriousness, how about just a head with an FX loop for each channel. Throw your chorus/delay on the clean and your ts9 on the rythm, and never worry about midi again.

xtrustisyoursx · 08-12-2009, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by op1e

In all seriousness, how about just a head with an FX loop for each channel. Throw your chorus/delay on the clean and your ts9 on the rythm, and never worry about midi again.

qft. independent loops would be a godsend.

op1e · 08-13-2009, 12:02 AM

Cant heads be modded as such? I know the rockmaster preamp has multiple effects loops.

sepherus · 08-13-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by op1e

In all seriousness, how about just a head with an FX loop for each channel. Throw your chorus/delay on the clean and your ts9 on the rythm, and never worry about midi again.

What in the world would possess you to put an OD pedal into the loop? That is just ABSURD. They are meant to go before the amp.... If you get it to sound good, awesome for you then, but I would see that as a difficult feat.

sepherus · 08-13-2009, 12:05 AM

Edit: accidental double post, my appologies.

op1e · 08-13-2009, 12:24 AM

Oh, forgot about that, lol. You know what I mean.

fretninjadave · 08-13-2009, 10:57 AM

The VHT Texas Ranger-As Brutal as Chuck Norris.

ccc187307 · 08-13-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by op1e

In all seriousness

Your seriousness is harshing my buzz.

DaddleCecapitation · 08-15-2009, 02:35 AM

Marshall Mode Eleven

Well it's one more, isn't it.

ccc187307 · 08-15-2009, 07:06 AM

Charles Manson Marshall - Not as profound as it thinks it is.

DaddleCecapitation · 08-15-2009, 08:34 PM

Line 6 Vetta XXX

Features an LCD display to watch your downloaded porn, with several channels to choose from...

...also, it's an amp!

Rick · 08-15-2009, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fretninjadave

The VHT Texas Ranger-As Brutal as Chuck Norris.

I'd buy that.

DaddleCecapitation · 08-15-2009, 10:15 PM

ENGL Super Savage II SE Turbo HD Remix - Coming soon

pink freud · 08-15-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by op1e

In all seriousness, how about just a head with an FX loop for each channel. Throw your chorus/delay on the clean and your ts9 on the rythm, and never worry about midi again.

I'll one up ya:

DUAL effects loops for each channel. One series and one parallel each.

That way I can run delay and EQ in the loop, in parallel and series respectively.

I think the Genz Benz Diablo has something like this, but that amp sounds like fizzy mud.

Daemoniac · 08-15-2009, 10:30 PM

The new Gibson "i'm-better-than-your-amp-no-matter-what-it-is-because-i'm-hideously-overpriced-and-have-the-esteemed-and-overused-Gibson-logo-on-me" amp. Yeah it's more for appearances... it does nothing.

UltimaWeapon · 12-11-2009, 10:24 AM

Oh my god so many fu.... amps XDXD...

But i would really welcome a:

Peavey 1313, 7630, 2457 or 9663 nothing can sound better than a new model of peavey
Marshall MJC1000 (Micheal Jackson Crap 1000)
Bugera - 50Cent Signature amp (because every endorsed guitarist is part of the black culture XD)
ENGL - Dieter Bohlen sig amp (Modern Talking)
Diezel - Benzin model
Hughes And Kettner - Wrap 10000
Crate - Earcrapper 120 watt (switchable to tube mode to get an insane 120000 watts)
Randall - "Dime is not dead again amp" (Now with tubes REAL tubes but just for good looking they wont do any sound, the whole had stays solid)
FENDER - Cilit BANG (cleaner than ever)
BLACK mesa boogie roll - A half-life amp used for generating energy for the laser Wepon!!!

Scar Symmetry · 12-11-2009, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HammettHateCrew

ENGL Super Savage II SE Turbo HD Remix - Coming soon

...doesn't exist because the Savage 120 doesn't need improving on

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08-12-2009, 08:59 PM	#51
Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Posts: 7,093 Thanked: 202 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Mesa/Boogie Stiletto Dominatrix edition; You've been very very naughty... and naughty boys don't get to choose their tone Daemoniac @ Last.fm Daemoniac @ Soundclick

08-12-2009, 09:03 PM	#52
Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 15,686 Thanked: 377 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Peavey XXX for those late night jamming sessions... adults only Ever noticed how some people are real dicks on the internet, but when they post something involving their band, they make the effort to be nice? Funny that...

08-12-2009, 09:10 PM	#53
Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Posts: 7,093 Thanked: 202 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Peavey Junior SeX - JJ in amp format; now with JJ tubes! Daemoniac @ Last.fm Daemoniac @ Soundclick

08-12-2009, 09:11 PM	#54
Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 15,686 Thanked: 377 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	does that come with JJ tubes? Ever noticed how some people are real dicks on the internet, but when they post something involving their band, they make the effort to be nice? Funny that...

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08-12-2009, 09:20 PM	#55
Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Posts: 7,093 Thanked: 202 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	^ It most certainly does Daemoniac @ Last.fm Daemoniac @ Soundclick

08-12-2009, 09:26 PM	#56
Scar Symmetry Ex Whiny Bitch Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 15,686 Thanked: 377 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	ah .... I misread it. feel like a proper idiot now Ever noticed how some people are real dicks on the internet, but when they post something involving their band, they make the effort to be nice? Funny that...

08-12-2009, 09:37 PM	#57
Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Posts: 7,093 Thanked: 202 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	All is good in Mischaville Daemoniac @ Last.fm Daemoniac @ Soundclick

08-12-2009, 11:28 PM	#58
sepherus The Crimson Comedian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,133 Thanked: 18 Feedback Score: 16 reviews	The Line 6 BlowDown: Bass tones so low flubby and fizzy it'll blow down fort knox. The Bugera Bruja: Tones so similar, you swear its bewitched. Fender Snot Rod: Such a ripoff it butt rapes you... bareback! Peavey Valve Queen: HEEEYY, Howth it goin?! Raven Amontillado: Lures fauxgoths in with promise of the most angsty guitar tones just to brick them into a wall. Crate MicroWave: make some cheap food with your cheap amp. Vox AC10000: Who needs a PA for a stadium gig? What's that your earplugs didn't work? What self respecting major label musician needs to hear any way?

08-12-2009, 11:31 PM	#59
op1e JCM 8150? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Atwater, OH United States Posts: 1,260 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	In all seriousness, how about just a head with an FX loop for each channel. Throw your chorus/delay on the clean and your ts9 on the rythm, and never worry about midi again. Facebook for likes --- Ashkult Reverbnation for music --- Ashkult

08-13-2009, 12:02 AM	#61
op1e JCM 8150? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Atwater, OH United States Posts: 1,260 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Cant heads be modded as such? I know the rockmaster preamp has multiple effects loops. Facebook for likes --- Ashkult Reverbnation for music --- Ashkult

08-13-2009, 12:05 AM	#63
sepherus The Crimson Comedian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,133 Thanked: 18 Feedback Score: 16 reviews	Edit: accidental double post, my appologies.

08-13-2009, 12:24 AM	#64
op1e JCM 8150? Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Atwater, OH United States Posts: 1,260 Thanked: 12 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Oh, forgot about that, lol. You know what I mean. Facebook for likes --- Ashkult Reverbnation for music --- Ashkult

08-13-2009, 10:57 AM	#65
fretninjadave Seven String Samurai Join Date: May 2008 Location: El Paso tx Posts: 779 Thanked: 25 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	The VHT Texas Ranger-As Brutal as Chuck Norris.

08-15-2009, 02:35 AM	#67
DaddleCecapitation Manatee Inhumonolith Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 236 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Marshall Mode Eleven Well it's one more, isn't it.

08-15-2009, 07:06 AM	#68
ccc187307 ss.org Irregular Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Pennsdale PA / USA Posts: 134 Thanked: 2 Feedback Score: 0 reviews	Charles Manson Marshall - Not as profound as it thinks it is. *

08-15-2009, 08:34 PM	#69
DaddleCecapitation Manatee Inhumonolith Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 236 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	Line 6 Vetta XXX Features an LCD display to watch your downloaded porn, with several channels to choose from... ...also, it's an amp!

08-15-2009, 10:15 PM	#71
DaddleCecapitation Manatee Inhumonolith Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 236 Thanked: 11 Feedback Score: 1 reviews	ENGL Super Savage II SE Turbo HD Remix - Coming soon

08-15-2009, 10:30 PM	#73
Daemoniac Rivethead Magnate. Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, VIC, Australia Posts: 7,093 Thanked: 202 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	The new Gibson "i'm-better-than-your-amp-no-matter-what-it-is-because-i'm-hideously-overpriced-and-have-the-esteemed-and-overused-Gibson-logo-on-me" amp. Yeah it's more for appearances... it does nothing. Daemoniac @ Last.fm Daemoniac @ Soundclick

12-11-2009, 10:24 AM	#74
UltimaWeapon yolo-swag-3000 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bratislava (SlowFukYa) Posts: 358 Thanked: 9 Feedback Score: 3 reviews	Oh my god so many fu.... amps XDXD... But i would really welcome a: Peavey 1313, 7630, 2457 or 9663 nothing can sound better than a new model of peavey Marshall MJC1000 (Micheal Jackson Crap 1000) Bugera - 50Cent Signature amp (because every endorsed guitarist is part of the black culture XD) ENGL - Dieter Bohlen sig amp (Modern Talking) Diezel - Benzin model Hughes And Kettner - Wrap 10000 Crate - Earcrapper 120 watt (switchable to tube mode to get an insane 120000 watts) Randall - "Dime is not dead again amp" (Now with tubes REAL tubes but just for good looking they wont do any sound, the whole had stays solid) FENDER - Cilit BANG (cleaner than ever) BLACK mesa boogie roll - A half-life amp used for generating energy for the laser Wepon!!!

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